Rite dis iz it i iz hangery dat me lasted post didnt workz!dis is it!

Iz I stil invizibel?

I kan onlee see mi repleyes if I repleyes to meself

Vwerry odd

What...even if you presses 'add reply' and then scrolls down??

ALLERT ALLERT......OOMAN ONLINE DHE SPAGNOL FRED

Dhis moost av bin a Ooman az no spagnol wud rite uzing souch wrubbish grammar. Arnt skrolls lik trolls but liv in dhe Ded See?

May bee it iz dhat KAT!!! May bee dhe Kat haz katnapped owr Marleee!


Peeze tork to me Marlee. Ar yoos ok?

relax mr w , I iz ok. I wuz worryd bout your freds dissaparting an I needed elp an Jen works wiv puters so I asked er to elps me.

I dunted realised she wur postin on OUR fred! I finks I'll goan destroy summat to warn hers bouts dat!

I doz ave some very bad news do...... Mrs Hedgehog is no more! She wur doin alright an all recently and heevn do I tooks off ones of her arms and pull ut er stuffin she still seemed to survive when jen put it back in she's alright again. But yisterday I tooks off her fronts and it won't go back on!

and so soon after I'd got over the loss of Mr tomato...............

ow'ello... evrywun.
me mum just farnd she cud get backon ear, so fort a wud say ayup to all me fwens.

even tho we cun't gerron ear forra bit, we kep tup wi all t'news an wot's guin on.

this bloggin fing is gud innit? mebbee a shud start one o me own .. wot d'ya fink?
sowwee abart the spellin.. am own lee a lickle un ya see.. me mum sez am 7 munfs guwin on teenager woteva that is.

I iz glad dhat yoo iz ok, Marlee. Butt I iz sworree to ear abowt Mrs Hedgeehog. May bee yoo shud be mor kind to yoor toies? I iz vwerry gud wiv mine ant mi Mommy reeminds me wen I leeve dhem oup dhe gardin. (I taiks dhem owt wiv mee wen I go fur my ablueshuns ant den I put dhem down az I stedilly jorg arund, snuffling stuf befur brekfarst).

Mommy sumtims poots dhem in dhe warshin mashine ant dhey smel ov spring flours. I dus nut lik dhis az it taiks ages fur me to get dhem to wiff ov L'ow de Winston agin.


I meent to sai dhat dhe Dooke of Edinbuggers wuz a big con az I ad to wark wiv sum girlees hoo were doing sum fink expeditshun ant no akchoowell Dooke ov Royulty waz dhere. I cept waitin fur dhe girlees az dhay ad to reed a map fing. Me, I am dhe footpaff dawg sew I noos whair we waz going to.

I did get meny coodels dho ant dhey did shair sum lunsh wiv me az I gav dhem mi bes-*test*-('") poopiee dawg eyes.

I az bin shooting too ant dhat waz gud az I sore all mi shooting frwends. I did get a bit durty dho ant I ad to be striped wiv sum nife az I manarged to collekt sum burres ant seed fings. I av a photo ant I wil sho yoos later on.

Eddittid az I fownd mi piktur:



I az a qwiffy fing goin on

winston.. a luff ya quiffy fing you dot guin..

luf 'olly

Hello everyone - Bella here

Mr Winston, I've been reading about you and your toys - you're like Barns - he looks after his toys very well - he's got a rubber shoe that he had as a puppy and a ragger from crufts when he was one - he's 13 now. He agrees with you about the washing thing and hides them when mum is in a cleaning mood. I'm not like that - I love the ripping noise and I don't care when the arms and legs come off - it's just 2 toys instead of one!!

Now you lot - I've been looking at your 'puter' work and it seems I'm the only one who can spell - who wants some lessons? Special price for girls 'cause I think you should get a bit more lady like ( no comments about my pin-up please Mr Winston)
Talk to you soon - I'm just off to rip a few toys.

Barks and licks - Bella

Ello everybodyz...smelly ellie ere'

Loving dat photo winstonz!

Winston i iz needin your elp' ...i iz addicted to wippin up da post dat comes through me front door yeh. I as founded me self uncontowlable around dees "impawtant letas". It is getting a bit outta hand and me mum iz loosin all her mail coz of me. She did say i was a booger and dat she is takin me for something cawled "the needle". Do you also know what that meanted?
As for dees soft toyz ....i wouldnt dare wip them up coz one of dem in me moosey and i couldnt live with out it yeh! Georgie likes her little dog teddy and wouldnt hurt it either...i used to like making em suffer but not anymorez!

I az a Moussee too!





Deer Beela,
Dhere iz nuffink rong wiv my spellin. Mommy sais dhat I spellz fonetikally az I iz cleverer dhan dhe Ooman langwage.

Deer Ellee,

Post iz fare sport. It iz an invershun ov yoor spase sew it iz yoors to wrip oup iv yoos wantz too. Yoor Mommy shud be grateful dhat yoos iz biodeegraidin her wroobish.

Deer Hollee,

Wellcum to my fred dhat I shair wiv mi speeshul fwreends. Yoos mai bee a teenagger boot dhat dus not meen dat yoos can ewes dhey frase "wuteva" wiv me, yoo yung wippeasnappa, yoo. Ar yoos dhe Kafferain Tait ov dhe dawg whirld?
Fank yoo fur mi compleatment aboot mi luffy furcut dho

MY POST IZ DISAPARTING AGIN!

Deer Ellee,

Iv yoor "Mommy" freetends yoos wiv dhat agin dhen yoos pak yoor stuv ant yoos cum to live wiv me. Nobudy freetens mi frwends wiv souch orribell fings Wee dawgs, and Kats and annimuls in generul dus nut tork ov souch

Unlezz yoor Mommy iz torking aboot dhe Needels on dhe Souf Koust wich iz by dhe See ant a beech wear yoos can run ant swimm ant dig. I do nut fink dhay av post dhere dhou.

Frum,

Winston xx

herro Winston ant evribody

it's ickle Ben and BIG Buster ere

we'ze joost managd to get on hear coz our mamz away lucking for tisues coz shez got watr runin down her face

we dont fink shez cryen coz shez holden her sydz ant her shouldres r gowin up ant down - du you no whatz rong wif her?

eneway, me (ickle Ben) is duin da typin coz Busters way to big for da chair

dhis mornen our mam ant dad sang a realy sily song to Buster but wen i fink about it they sunged da sayme song to me last week - somefink about hafing a birfday

oh i memba now - i woz 1 yearz old last firsday ant Buster iz 8 yearz old tuday

just to let youz all no bout me ant Buster:

Buster haz been wif me mam ant dad cuming up 8 yearz next januari (him and hiz bruvva (iz bin told dat da bruvva went to a bridge but iz not shuwa where dat is) wur olda dan me wen me mam ant dad gotchad dem)

iz been wiv me mam, dad ant Buster sinse march dis year when me Uncle Peta rescuid me - i fink i woz bout 5 monfs old den ant me mam has wurked out from me jecsion records wen me birfday woz

me ant Buster reely get along just grate - but he nix me toyz sumtymes but i not mynd coz i reely luv him ant he showz me sum gud stuf to do

fact dis aftanoon he showz me a reely smelli fish ant we bof roled in it - me mam woznt hapi i can tell youz - shez even calt me ant Buster smelie necz

Winston me mayt, i wudnt wury bout pidlin on de mat coz i uzed to pidle in de houze wen i furst got hear coz i woz so fritend but i iz a big boy now ant i telz me mam ant dad wen i need a p

well, all for now coz me ant Buster r gowin codgerin - datz wen me mam taykz us down de front of de houze ant we do piddlez ant tri ant find de girlies

c ya

I iz thinkin me mum woz jokin coz i as been avin cuddles all nite
oh no she iz wonting to types....

HOOOMAN ALERT!!!!....

I am very sorry winston if i have offended you...you are lovely and i would never do such a thing with ellie..she is my little star and even when she has a letter hanging from her mouth i cant help but laugh!