Mr W,

I hasked me dad about man flooo and he says its really really serious and your dada is wery wery pawly!!!! I knows one wayed dat you can helps though, sneak under the duvet and keeps his feets warm. Oh and dunt let im eat stuff that int good for him. If you aint sure if its good for im or not you'd best eat it to be safe.

He does sounds like a lot of hastle. You wann be carfeuls dat your mom doesn't be gettin hideas bout how she expects you to behaves once dat fosterling az goned away. As you tried bitin im?

Whats are we gunna do bout dat cat?

Marls

Ellos everybodys!!!

Iz back from looton and me mum sed i woz a very good girly yesterdayz...i alwayz iz to be honest! Me and Georgie got lotz of cuddles from our hooman grandparents but georgie waznt sure of me grandad and kepted barkin at him
Me and er' iz talkin again coz me mum tolded us to behave so we iz back to avin a snooze together an sharin toys...i woz ere first so she as to follow me rules init!

Winstonz iz sorry to ere dat u az to keep an eye on dis fosterer dat is imposin on ur daily lifes...i az hearded thro da grapevine dat we might be aving someone else ere soons to look after for a bit so you shal av to giv me some tips...dog to dog

Jerry iz sorry to ere bout dis wistle thingy...me mum asnt got one thank DoG! If she ever did i wud be sure to show er dat i iznt impresseded!

Marlee me mum fort dat de picturer of you and dat stooooopid cat woz u so i shall let er know dat she iz stoopid for not knowin! we av to keep dees hoomans in check init

as for you CAT iznt even gonna give youuu me time yeh..coz dis is a place for springys and we av no room for a clean and tidy cat

I iz soolking. I postted eerlyer ant my post haz gorn.

awww winstonz you iz funny

Deawr Winston

Diz likke puppy as invaded my ouse . Mum sez he is a fosterer an he is goin tomorrow but I iz fed up wiv him. Mum spends loads of time talking to him and takin him for walks - AN LEAVIN ME BEHIND .

Mum sez I is jelus - but I'z not - I iz jus fed up wiv im gettin all the fuss and attenshon an fings. I as tried snappin at im but he is too fick to bovver and comes bak for more an ven Mum tells me off.

Wot is da boss spaniel to do in cases like dis?

An stoopid Ector is no help - he jus dus as he is told - da creep

Mills

Deer Millee,

Az dhe big bozz dawg ov mi hoouse, dhis iz wot I dus.

I get mi coodly toy (Dhis iz curently a red deeville az it wuz Hulloween, you no). I go to mi armchare. I sit on mi chare. I sook mi toy. I maik mi eys orl wide. I maik ickle sqeeky mowns. Ant I soolk.

Dhis dus nut alwais work dho az mi Mommy haz sed dhat I iz a wuzz ant a big baby. I iz a bit jeelus az Hustle dhe forsterling az got accezzories dhat I dus nut av. Mommy gav im a vwerry smart noo collar dhat iz bloo. Evwrywon nos dhat bloo dus nut soot brown ant whit spagnols, onlee blk ant whit spagnols weer bloo. Brown wons shud weer red. I can nut beelive dhat mi Mommy iz maikin souch a fashun foo pax (peeze excuze mi fwrensh)

I az to go ant soolk mor now. I hops dhat dhis post stais dhis time,

love Winston xx

Deer Orl,

I furgot to sai dhat I iz orf to meet royelty. I iz goin to wark wiv dhe Dooke ov Edinburgers

I orlwais knoo I iz a porsh dawgie

Love frum, Winston xx

OOOUH da dook of edinburgers eh? PLZ lerrus know how is goeses wont yoou winstonz! Youz a very posh doggy by da soundz of it...bit too posh for me

Smelly ellie x

Howdi Pawdnas

Ernie bernie heah!

My post joost disappeerd!! To all tanks for advice to get hi quality trets!! We now gets good nummy trets. We get best trets wen mom is in huwy to go to work and we outside. We go to far side of yard, and all sits down an looks at her like "wot yu got woman!! We want goodies or yu be late!" We gits da good stuff now. HAAA!!

Dis is wonerful plaz to git good advice and find out really wot springies is doin' frum a springy view.

Chip want to know whea dat nasty kitty go. We has a kitty but he is fun an good. He go on work tops and nock goodies down fo us. We share.

Yu springies know about pressidential doggie Spot an Millie? We vewy proud dey was runnin da Whitehouse. Sombody had too! Dey at da bridge now an it just aint da same.

We is plannin a long nap dis afternooon. An den maybe a run in da yard and a good pee.

Talkies to you later
yur springie brudder Ernie.

Deawr Winston

Dere are lots of bangs and whizzy noises at near our ouse an I am getting fed up of em. Wen it waz one or too I waz not bovvered but dem are very loud an I ave to sit near Mum - just to pretect her you understand.

Mum sez dat I iz an apologi for a gun dog.

I iz quite brav really and not shaky dog or a panicy dog but I just don't like dem bangs.

Wat do you suggest?

Yours, from behind mum's chair

Heckie

Deer Hecktor,

I liks a gud banging meself

I iz tired az I az ad a bizzy dai. I wil speeks wiv yoos soon,

Nite, nite,

Winston xx

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Mr W,

you're posts iz der but you can't sees dem. If you hits de add reply button den you can sees them!

Ector, I ere's de wizzin and bangin here too. I knows a good game youse can play to elps you feels betterer about it. Everytimes on bang goes bark like mad. Eventually your mum will get peed off with you and give you a treat to stay quiet. Then to make dis more funner as wells as barkin runs to the back doors and demands to be let out. Once out runs round the garden barkin like mad. I adapted this game after Ernie's advice and dis gets much betterer treats to get you back in de house.

Now the importan-*test*-('") thing is to not bark until all the oooomans is sat back down again and den off we go again! Also, if ders no bangs for a while, just bark anyway and dey'll all comment on how amazing your earing is!

I as to goes now, der is more sand in me furs from de beach still I as to go ans shakes it on de carpet.

Marls

Elloe everybodyz!

Good tipsz marlee,

I meselves aint bovverd bout dees wizzez and bangz ....i justed like eatin me fooud and goin sleepinz after me walkz ....on dee over handz i knowez how some fellow spingerers doesnt like em...my adivce to u all iz to be calms andz thinkz as me mum seds its nearly overs and just fink dat dees hooomans are being stupiderer then ever. youz az just got to be very bravez! Gooood luck!

Da smelly ellie..init! x