Furstlee, appy birfdai to Moxee's Dada boot I iz dizapoinked dat der iz no kake
Sew I az meated de noo Dada.
Ee kreeped oup on me az I woz snoozin on mie chare wen he got ear
Ee az gud ands wich strooked mie luggulls ant maid me maik stoopid gurgullee snoofullee noizes........ant den........dizaster......mie boy bits got a bit eggsited ant de noo Dada moost ov fealt freetined by dem
I kud nut elp it az he feeled vwerry vwerry nise ant I evun let im plaie wiv mie behive ant I let im koodull Mommy wivowt woofling
Mommy ant noo Dada ad sum din-dins ant I sat bie is cide orl meel, wivowt drulling, ant ee gav me ant Dinks a bit ov chuck ant sum doomplin eech.
Becos we woz sew imprezzuled by de pootenshul Dada, we evin staied doonstares wiv orl incide doors opin az we fort it woz bes-*test*-('") to leeve de Oomuns aloan az me ant Dinks dus nut wunt Mommy to borls dis won oup az we az diskursed dis ant we finks dis won maie be a keeper
Wee finks dat pootenshul Dada kud be vwerry vwerry gud fur Mommy az ee iz a noo ant mooch beeta vurshun ov de old Dada oo woz too immutchore ant kud nut kepe iz bits in is paunts. Wee finks de noo Dada iz mor honist ant andsum ant weers soks dat matsh is shoos ant kan yoose powher tules wivowt ingering imselv or udders

He as wellees too, sew ee kan wark uz

I wuz sew imprezzuled dat I gived im a lik gudbie

I iz nut shore dat dis woz gud etickate dho

Eee did wing me, wel Mommy aktchewully, to saie he ad ad a funtastik time wiv uz