Fanks Mr W, I too likes me handiwork.

Nope me paws dunt look like that, coz they looked clean on the top, dats hows I gots aways with it! I hidded it underneafs!

Hope your visitor is behavin himself, if nots I'll come and sorts im out! an how comes dunt ave me own puter? fink I'm gunna ask Father C for one, I dunt knows who he is but Jen tells me he's coming to visit soon if iz good and he'll bring me fings!

ello Ernie. Dats easy to fix! I assume you've tried the pleading big eyes fing? Well the next step is mor drastic but it defo works. Wehn youze out on your daily hexpedition, checkin out the local smells, seein who's about etc, when your mum calls for you to come back have a quick lok at her and then bog of in the other direction! Be sure to look at her occasionally, so she knows you're chossin to do this rather than goin deff (or she might take you to the vets for a check up!) Eventually go back to her and then the next time you go out you'll find the quality of treats has improved.

If you still aint happy with the quality, come backs the first time then don't bother for a bit, she'll upgrade them further next time, set youself a target of something like sausages or liver bread!!!!


Yours,

Marls!!

Deer mista W

I iz wurrid abowt mi mommee az shee iz laffin so much reedin yor blog thingee i iz gettin layter and layter goin for mi works then that meenz i iz layt gettin mi tee.

wot can yoo suggest

fwom Jerry xxx

Deer Jerry,

Why iz yoor Mommy laffing? Dhis is a seereeuz fred fur spangnols by a spangnol. Ooomans ar nut supozed to be wreeding dhis.

I fink dhat yoo shud get anuver compooter sew dhat yoos can tork wiv me in pisse ant qite.

Why dus yoos want to go fur a wark? It iz wraining ant muddee owtside. I wud skip dhe wark ant joost av yoor tee.

Love Winston xx

Deer Ernee,

It iz gud to av a fureen spagnol on dhe fred. I az a ripootatshun fur beeing a bit fobik ov furainers az I dus nut lik dhe vimeeramer down dhe roade vwerry mouch. I wil get bak to yoos aboot dhe twreets fing wen I az worked owt dhe best stategegee fur uz,

xx

Deeer Winston and all!

Tanks for all de help with trets. We wurk on dat. Wots dis stuff livabred?? I likes liva. Nummy nummy. I has great big brown eyes.

We tinks u need u own spot like deah Abby in Merika. All hoomans reads dis in noospaper and gits lots of advice fom wun lady.

I wus a notty doggy las nite. I paid on basket of laundry. Mom wus sweepin an I not wunt to wek her. It sok up good so I not understand when she say somfing about cleen. Sumtime we nut win. Hoomans go figur.

We boyz vewy happy to hav vewy smart spwingies to talk to. Wees gots to stik togever.

truly spwingi urs, Ernie Chip an Robbie

I don lik wimmyweimy dog neiver.

Ellos to you all!

I iznt appy todays....really i iz not! STOOOOPID GEORGIE... az bitted me ear coz i wanted to playz wiv da toy dat she ad. Only a ickle playz i woz gona give it back...hononest! She did growlin at me and den just bitted me....me mum ad a look an sez my ear is ok but it iz urtin a bit .
So i av come on ere for sympathy and to look like iz sulkin and ignore dees stoopid people in my house!
Mum sez we iz going down to luton to see my hooman grandparents...but we iz only going for a dayz as me dad iz going to a footy match dpwn in de south...i wud much rather go wiv him coz i fink i iz gona be bored of people strokin me an stuff.

Ouh liva bread...sounds tasty

Lots of love,

Smelly ellie x

Elo Smellie,

Isn't Luton a LLLOOONNNGGGGG way four a day? I fink you ought to saiz sorry to georgie for tryin to take her toy and den she will says sowwy for bitn yeh. I ave some sympathy for her coz Jen wur stroking me foot the other day and I didn't want er to do it and I showed her me teefs but she weren't payin any attension so I bitted er to stop it.

It worked.

I izn't to appy meself. Last nite Jen said here look at dis and I jumped up to look as she decided to lean forward at the same times! Now I as got a really sore head were I cracked it on Jen's nose! she says she is urtin more coz she finks she might ave a busted nose but I aint too sure coz me head hurts a lot!!!!!!!!!!!

ANgell I finks you did gud peein in the basket. It means de washin were ready sorted and yur mums could just put it all in the wash in one go, well done.

Jerrysprinegr, you tells your mum to gets her nosey posey out of OUR forum, diss is for dawgies only! And NO CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Mr W, youz is missin out not walkin in the mud. when you gets back you gets a proper cuddle whilst you is beein cleened off!

Marls

Ellooo marleeee,
Iz thinkin dees hoomans are stoopid for going to luton but me dad sez he cant miss out on dis game in portsmouth which is obv even furtherer . Me mumz not appy coz its costin me dad lots of pennys but neva mind..at least i get to go in da car!!
IZ NOT SAYIN SORRY TO GEORGIE...she az made me very unappy an i shall be ignoring er on our walk!

You shouldnt bite you mum marlee that is very noorty...all i do iz showz my teeths when i az got a sock but i did once put my mouth round er arm. She wasnt very pleezed with me but i love me sockz!

Ellie di i tell your I were a scout? I iz coz I as a neckercheif and I goes to camps and stuff. And coz I iz a scout I can read maps and stuff and I can tell you with the highest confidence that Portsmouf is snow where near Luton!

I luvs socks tooo!!!!!!!

Me knowz portmouth is nooo where near luton..coz me mum az sed to me dad that she iz thinking he iz nuts for driving all that way for a stoopid football game
Me dad will neva learn tho....we are going to keep him company and so dat me mum can see er mum and stuff. Mum sez she might stay in looton and let dad go to all the footy matches he wants.

Deer Mista W and orl uvver users

I now as mi own passiword.

I hadd to sneek up toonite as mi dad sezz I as been a norty boy. I no i shuddent chase wabbits but wots a spwinga to doo??
I ad lots of burrs in me furr and mi mommi had to brush mee.

Dad as bort a speshal wissel and he sez i as to lern to come back kwik wen he blows it....oh bruvver wos it loud!! Neerly splitted me eerydrums in two. I fink every spwinger in Kidderminster herd the flippin thing

fwom Jerry in the norty corner x

And why not? It is quite apparent to me that this thread could benefit from the eloquence and finesse of a cat!

Marley, young chap, would you be the mischievious miscrient who barked at a fellow feline during the recent Dalby Walk? That wasn't awfully sporting now, was it?

I have many more things that require my immediate attention but I may be back later to assist with spelling or grammer should you require it.

Who left the door open an let dat bloomin cat in?!!!

Grrrrr....yup it was me, although dat picture that was labelled as me wasn't me at all! And I were only barking at him to come down and play not hide up their like a chicky chicken!

ANds its onlys the same as I does to the pesky cat dat lives behind me hosue and is alwys tryin a bust me nose!!!


If I catch you cat......you're for it.................

Jerry I is in Yorkshire an I finks I erd dat whistle too!!!!!! I fink wabbits are der for chasin, else what over use is der for them? I can eat all the carrots me ownself!!

Marls

I dus nut fink sew az yoos can nut speell grammar rite

****rolls on me back laughin soooo much*************

Deer Eelee and frweends (nut dhat puzz kat tho az I dus nut lik kats),

I iz sworree to heer about yoor ear. But feel free to com ant vizit me wen yoos ar in Lootun az I iz nut far awai frum dhere.

I iz vwerry bizzee at dhe momeant az I av a forsterling I av to keep mi eye on. He az taikin a shine to mi Mommy ant I iz nut gettin dhe attenshun dhat I finks I deeserve. Hastle, dhat's hiz name, fetchez borls, wich mi Mommy iz imprezzled by ant he iz nut obsezzed wiv fud- wat iz rong wiv im?

And Da-da iz at home az he az man floo, dhis meens dhat I av to sneek onto dhe compooter uvverwize he wil see dhat I av bin riting dhis fred.

Moost go ant wach Hastle now,

I'll speek to yoos lateer,

Winston xx