fank yoo wincetum... that is hegzakerly as i rememememeber it too I fink my pussykatfings are very very jellyus - they only katch ickle baby birdys

Ant wat iz on de addjendur turday Roofuzz? I fort yoos maie be ouping de gaim to inklud hairs, smorll munkjaks or pussiblee a mousse??

I iz a bit pizzled orf az dey ar kombinding mie feld turday I dus nut liks de stoobul dat dey leaf behind az it gits en mie poors

winstum, i have had a most exsitingust day!

I cort a sosage! It woz jus lying in the grass an i cort it, an ated it reeeely kwikly - but the best bit is, i got a rosyette for being almost most hantsum. I hexpect it helped vat i wozn't dressied up as a farey. I orlso got a walk in sum dark dark woods, an lots of peeeple did cuddly me too...

Cans yoo gess where i has beened? Mum will put sum pickchers up sooon

Luv Roof X

PS - i am glad they hav harvistered my feeld yistady, as now i cans looook for the twelfty-ten tennish borls i has lost in der.

Hollo, Ernie hea.

We iz so envioos of u spwingas!! A hole weekind uff komoooning wif fewwow spwingas. Lots of bott bott to sniff an git to no. We doosnt hav no fun tings lik dat hea in Kansas. De do hav wesku git to givas in Cowlowadoo, bot dat iz a lorng wai a wai. Mom mom sai it tek awl dai and awl nity nite to git der. She sai de go go car is nut gud to go.

Woofus, I tink u kin moov oop to bigga gaim. Maibee dooks or gooses. Wartch oot for dem gooses. Dey kin be meen. Maibee a foosant. Dey iz taiztee I av urd.

U iz wun handsoom dog. Da gurlees moost go fo u?

Bye bye no, we iz bizzee lurkin at awl da pictas fwom da fwing!

Hoogies and likkums,
Ernie.

Robbie sai tanku fo da picta uf Dinks. She iz bootiful

I az bin soolking az I wunti to go to de Flang Flimpy Fing boot we az ad gud noos dis weak....

Max iz feelin mouch betta
Arry iz hoam frum is eggkurshun arond a gulf corse

Ant Mommy az bin triing owt noo Da das ant finks she mai av fond won. Big boot dho. He az a K.A.T. akchooully a babee K.A.T. Dinks ant I fink dat dis iz a deel breekar boot Mommy sed sumfink aboot we wud neva eva shair owr home wiv a Da da agin. We az nut met im yet az Mommy sais it iz eurlee dais boot he az gud, kleen, strwong andz ant a gud bott bott.
Hee iz a twaind potterer....fink Gost wiv Semi Mor ant Patik Swazee!! Boot he iz now a Karpintar ant he weers a tule belt. Fink Curt Roosull ant Guldee Horn in Ovabord Dis cud meen dat Mommy gits de revoltin shoo holda she wuz wishin fur

I hops yoos ar orl OK. Mommy az bin a bit joomy dis weak az mor eggsham resoolts ar dew on Thersdai

oooo Winston, we will be watching your blog with interest That would be real nice for your Mum tho, especially if he has a good 'bott bott'

winstum.. a noo dada? Wiv a gud botbot? I has a gud botbot - it mayks loverley noysees and smellys

If yooo needs elp wiv this ickle pussykatfing, jus let me no, an i will comes down an sorty it owt for yoo. I az traymed owrs to pass me stuff off the workytop... yusterday it got mes a hole pakit of mista keepflings battybottyburp minis from the top - I scoffled them orlup! includin the bocks! They woz ickseedinglee gud! Ha ha ha

Luv Roofy

I iz glard yoos iz ear Roofuzz. I dus nut udderstand de bottbott fing edder. I az a vwerry foonckshunal bottbott boot iz dus sqeek wen I gits in mie chare sumtims I az azked er to eggsplane boot she sais dat I iz too yung to udderstand
I iz nut appy wiv dis sityooateshun I dus nut liks poodeekats ant Dinks, wel, shee iz a murdeereerer ant wil wip de poosekat apurt De pootentshull noo Dada az cent Mommy a bit bunkers az she az bin pooring ot wax on erselv ant de wipping orf er fur! Iz dis nurmol? I luffs mie Beela boot I iz nut gowin nakid fur er Ant Mommy kipes corling me er "flooffy luv boonie". Why iz dat??? She az gun orl marshmullow lik ant iz bein neyce to peepul, evin tellefone sails pursuns

I iz vwerry imprezuled wiv yoor vereed dyut do. I az nut ad battyburgerns boot Mommy finds dem qwit addicktiv. I sumtims gits to snuffull de pakit Der iz sum flour fings in mie gardin dat smill ov chokolat sew I az bin chooing dem boot Mommy iz nut appy aboot dat

wincetum... vis is seereous!

It sownds liyk yoor mummee as got sum sort of parysites livin in her furr - liyk nits or tiks or fleez - she will mayk hersef orl saw - yoo mus get her a speshul collar so she karnt reech to rip off her fur. Orlso if she finks yoo is a bunnywabbit, she might needy some of those glass nose windows, vat hoomans ware wen ver eyse go sqwiffy - in fakt get her sum kwik as it mite be that noo dadas botbot luks lumpy an lardy wen she kan see propalee - ven yoo wunt have to wurry abawt pussykatfins.

Gud luk owp yoor mummee is betterer sune

Rouof x

rofpmsl. Oh Winston, you are a real breath of fresh air

Dats joost it Roofuzz, Mommy yoosd to wair glasse nose fing boot she az takin to pookin erselv in de eyss, wortering ant de glasse nose fings ar gune

Ant she smills foonee, she az bin spendin luts ov tim in de big whyt toob in de barfrume ant......SINGIN!!

I dus nut fink Mommy az paracights az she sed dat no won iz to goh neer to cee er pluckered bitz oontil dey av bin vetted. Boot she sais dat it wil bee suds lore that iv she dus nut de-furr den she wil be hit bie a boos ant be nakid in E&A wiv sum attraktiv duckters

We av spookin wiv de noo Dada ant ee iz frum oup norff az he sais grass ant nut grarse ant he liks borls, krikit borls dat is.

Yoos sew obveeuzlee av nut bin neer mie bottbott den

Ello awl, tiz mee, Bungee

I iz sowee I av bin erway, butt Mommee ad to gow sumware wiv owt us, sow wee av bin in pwisun aygayn Butt wee iz ome now

Mr Winston, I iz appee to ear dhat yoos mite bee avin a noo dada, butt I iz a leetal consurned abowt dhis pussykattfingy Ant awlsow wiv yor Mommee ripin er air owt Duz shee nid to gow to dhe needal stikkas Duz yoos fink eet mite elp if wee ad a piktur.......nut ov yor Mommee's bawld beets ov dhe K.A.T.

I fink yor piktur iz furst klarse, az yooshooal

Rouof

I wanna sosage toooo!!!!!!



Earnee

I iz envioos too Charlee ant mee warntid to gow to the Flim Flangy Fing too, butt wee woz in pwisun

Ant Mr Winston...torkin ov bottbotts,

I duz nut fink Charlee thort much ov myne



Bungee

rite everywun... listen karefullee... I as a kunning plane!

at ate oh klok toonite - I will send Smelly stelly fish dog outside to runs in the gardin...

orl yoo as to do is chays yor pussykatfins outsidey - they will smell stelly from miles awaay and kome to see er an ven i will teech em orl a lessin, an vey will be no bovver again...




ere she is, klevaly disskyzed as a dedded fishy! I fink she is tryin to be a mermade... mum sez more likes a merdemaid - but i duznt speek frenchy so i duznt get the jowke...

Ernie hea!!

Mr Weenstonie, I dosn't no wy u mom mom iz so koo koo. Dis potential nu da da az u mom mom in a tizzie. Oomanz iz kookoo I sai. I dosn't no wy u mom mom is wippin ur hars uff. I neva see my mom mom do dis ting? Maibe dot becooz she az been fixed. Dos dis potenshal nu da da weally av a gud bott bott? Az u mom mom snuffed eet? Az u snuffed eet? I tink dat iz de onwy wai to no. Dus he av gud anool gwands? He moostn't scoot on da carwpet.

I az had a bad dai turdai. Mom mom an mee wus warkin an dis man saiz wot kin uff doggi iz dot. He sai I luk lik a cooker on stewoids. Mom mom sai I iz a pwoud Engwish spwinga spanjol!! Cooker on stewoids wy I neva!!

Bungee, I sowwy u hads to go to pwison. We haz to go sumtim tu.

Stelli an Woofus, I nose wot dat merdemaid is.