fank yoo, fank yoo... frends
I did indeedy baggy a pidjun... I woz swifty like and arrow, as i stelthily pluckd it from the ayr... (daddy sed it woz old, and coudn't fly - but he woz jus jellus

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I did karry it abawt for a ickle bit, but ven stelly wantid to elp me karry it... ans sumhoo in orl the kerfuffle the pidjuns hed fell orf!

- it dint try to fly much arfter vat - so Stell and me etted most of it ups

yum
I kumed home wiv a grin on my ickle gob, piggin in my tum, an fuffas in me fur