nope me mummy iznt Arnty Besseey woof i az sein er wattling der pocks an pins makin um an thens she pucks um in der fing thack luks lieks er discwasher bur icks berry ot an heys prescos der puddling comes owt bigs as me ed yummy!!

bur gweedy ouman dad he he heeeeeeee ATES 2!! ofs dem


i woz wockin the gateliftin dis aft az anys of ewes seein dem ?

theys huffs an puffss an icks dificulled to tell if day ares menz or wimins
ven they orls goes bwite wed in der faces hufin puffin and then howls an lifts these metals in the hairs i finks itd b's muchlyer berra if they frows um an ave to run an fetch

Maccy dat is silly, sticks is for frowin - Mum sez i will like to wotch the jaberding, as dat is a stick wot yoo frow - i ope dey as sum spagniles ther to fetch em bak agin. Parently vey orlso frow frisbees, but dey is corled dicksus...
Perhups they dunst bringed em bak cos there is no treeties? praps yoo should send one of yore puddens, an Winstuns treeties to Bayshing to elp em owt?

speek soon

Ruufffffs

I az bin boo-lead.....



Kan yoo see ow mooch furr I az lorst.....




Dat iz frum won luggy!!

I iz nut app

I iz orl reidy or-limpeted owt!
I az bin warchin Bean Kingsley in de bouts raice.
I az warched de Minty twins in de tenniz, I finks de nide mor fly-borl praktize.
I az warched mor sweemin ant dey seam to av to chainje strooks, maybee owr padulling iz qweeker

winstyun, wot if you is lyke samyson, an wen yor air is kutted, yoo lose your spaniel powar? Dat wud be teribubble!

I opes yoo as onley bin scalped on won earyhole

Luv Ruffussss


PS _ I wotchid knee-coal Cookie win on her bycycycle - i bet she did go so farst cos she fourt der woz a spagniol chasin an barketing at er!

I az onlee ad won earluggy dun az I got a ickul bit groompetty wiv Mommy at-hakkin me! Do nut wurry do az I iz stil an orl powhurfool spagnol...I kan stil git a bisqwit wiv a paw pafeckik broun eyed luk

I az nut worched enee orl-limpets turday boot I finks I maie katsh oup wiv it in a bit, joost to inproove mie jeneerul nollige

Haz eniwon els sean dat piktur ov Muree's Kloomber spagnol? I az bin luking ant I az wuffuled at er piktur, I iz konfuzzled az she dus nut luk liks me!!

i finks that paw ickle Furge must av got durty - an she as bin woshed in the wishywoshmasheen an as goned orl flurfy, an it as woshed her browun bits awayed She wil needs to rolle in the mud to get her culur bak.

i liks to roller in da muud too stanleeeexxx

Howdi Stanwee!!

Yus tewls u bwudda Maxx dot iz Mewikan Spagnols fwends is pwayin fo him to git betta soons so he kin go weeelies again. We iz pwoud of his wurk ketchin bad oomans an pootin dem in jail. We rolli polli in da mood tu.

Mr Weenston,

U iz powafool spwinga. U az big ear luggees az u sai. My bwudda Chip az big luggees tu. Mom sai she wiwl saiv er moonees to git oos a camwa bokxi. Den u wiwl see iz big luggees.

We az to go nap nap now. Mom mom az to go to wurkies tonite.

Bye Bye,
Ur fwend Ernie.

Murnin mie frwends! Yoos iz nut gowin to beeleave dis, boot de sune is owt agin!!!

I iz orf fur a warkies now

PZ I ulsew iz vwerry prood ov de wurk dat Wheelee Max dus ant I iz hopin dat ee iz spinnin arund agin vwerry vwerry soone


Love frum, Winston xx

Hello everybody ant my specal boyfrend Winston - Bella here

I is on de last dey of Arnte-botics today den won moor week befor de needle stickers. I dont no wat all de fuss is about corse I feel grate. Mum keeps feelin mi fase ant leg even doe de needle sticker toed her not to ant Ive hurd her say she carnt feel anyting on one side but de leg is de same. I is not wurred cause she dusent no what shees feelin for anyway!! Orl de peepel we meets on works say ders nuttin rong wit that dog ant eye fink dey are rite - mi fur is glossy mi eyes is bwite I want to eat everyting I can ant run ant swim all dey - wot more can a girl wont but dees oomans will wurry ant I no mum does.

Now a funny bit. Mum tuk me ant Barns to de wuds yestaday - one part wos wery muddy ant she didnt av er boots but she sed never mind twill be ok. Well it wosent long before she slipped in de mud ant ad a blak fut up to de ankel - never mind she sed agen der is a stweem ant I'll wosh it off in dare. Well we got to de stween ant she wos just doin it wen I arrived SPLOSH in de stweem ant she wos blak ant muddy all over just like me ant Barns. I dont fink it will bee de wuds today!!

Keep finkin gud fings for me pleese

Barks and licks - Bella

I iz orlwais finkin gud stuv aboot yoos, Beela

It iz peezin to ear aboot yoor wud wark ant ow yoor Mommy az ad addventshurs too. I hops yoos hoosed er doun befur she woz aloowd bak in de ouse

I az to dash orf now az wee iz orf on de warkies too

Poors crossled fur yoor needul stikker visite xx

A tweet fur yoos orl, a piktur ov me ant Dinks



Ant a hooge wel dun to owr frwend Roofuzz oo turday booged a pidjeun.

Fantastik noos, Roof!!

He az, I beeleave, ad to av a baff fur is troobull

fank yoo, fank yoo... frends

I did indeedy baggy a pidjun... I woz swifty like and arrow, as i stelthily pluckd it from the ayr... (daddy sed it woz old, and coudn't fly - but he woz jus jellus )

I did karry it abawt for a ickle bit, but ven stelly wantid to elp me karry it... ans sumhoo in orl the kerfuffle the pidjuns hed fell orf! - it dint try to fly much arfter vat - so Stell and me etted most of it ups yum
I kumed home wiv a grin on my ickle gob, piggin in my tum, an fuffas in me fur

Yoos deekappitaited de pidjin!!! I fort yoos wud av bort it home fur yoor Mommy to see ant den yoos cud on ad it stoofed ant poot on de warl az a trowfi

I finks it woz a vwerry fit ant ellefy pidjin ant yoo wer vwerry qwik ant stelleth liks to kapchore it