Mum sez i still karnt av no treets as i as bin norty agained!
I kannot elps it mista winstun - on Satdy nite, i accidentily ated up very kwickly, a fishy from me smallest oomans plate - i jus meened to sniffy it wen she was not lookying, but befor i cud elp it - whoooooshy - owt camed me tung, and the fishy woz gone

it woz luverly, all joosy in krixpy batta!
Ven dis mornin, ve sayme fing appended agayn! But dis time it wwoz the pussykatfing's brekkie - they dunt av much in der bowls thow, so it dints take me tung long to snoffle it. - I iz glad i iznt a pussykatfing, as I lyke big dinnas.
I az tryed to explayn to Mummee vat it is me tung wot is a nortyboy, not mee - but she's not lissaning

she sez i az bad mannas.

but wot is me mannas mista winstun? Wen Stelly as a bad earyhole the vett gived her a hopyration to fix it. Will I need a hopyration to fix me mannas?
I hopes they get fixied soon, as i wud luv sum treets -
waytin for som advyce...
yor fwend Ruufffs