MR WINSTON!

Ear ar sum pikturs az promeezed

Dhe parsil az cum! Git orf, Charlee, eats myne





I iz gowin to owpin eat



I tared dhe nise bloo paypa



Gettin dhere now



I'm in



Dhe bwown paypa taystes wuverlee



Enee maw



Charlee kin av sum paypa



Wee licks dhis



Butt ware ar dhe kookees

no, mum wos finking abart it, but i woz a norty boy larst nite, so she sez i isnt gettin no treets now

Moor pikturs

Mommee az hidin dhe kookees

Shee geevs us wun leetal wun eech



Mommee!!!! Charlee az nikt dhe kookee



Now fur dhe beeg bownes - I iz stain clowsa dhis thyme



Yumm Yumm



Dees kookees ar deelishus Dhat woz Charlees

I az yor card



I av red eet awl



Ant ear iz a piktur ov ower noo kookee jar

I fort yoos mite lick to sea a piktur ov ower stawl at dhe dawg show Sow, ear eat iz:



Ant dhese wur sum ov dhe 160 sandwitchis dhat wee mayde. Mee ant Charlee deedent git enee



Ant thow eat wayned, wee steel mayde sum munee fur dhe paw dawgs But wee iz tierd toady, ant howpin to git sum lift owva fud

I howps yoo lick dhe pikturs

Fang yoo fur dhe kookees, Mr Winston Wee iz gowin to av wun now

Bungee

Eggsullint pikturs Bungee ant I iz vwerry peezed yoo liks kookees boot I iz sorprized dat yoos let Charlee av sum pawtikuairley avtar ee seamd to teeff yoors

De storll luked brileaunt ant yoos iz sooch a ambrasidoor fur owr breed in de waie yoos elped dawgies oo ar nut az fourtunenut az uz Yoos shud bee vwerry prude Bungee az I iz prude ov yoos

I az bin on a hooge wark turday to Salcey Wood neer Norfhumptun. I warked ant warked ant warked ant warked. I finks wee woz lorst boot Mommy wud nut addmittten to dis We warked four mor dan too hoors, nun storp!!! I iz vwerry tyred now sew I wil av mie din-dins ant av a snoozul mefinks........

I finks I smell ov bog too ant Dinks iz wairing sum sort ov flours in er lug furr. Ear cums de broosh, I moost hids.........


Wel dun agin, Bungee xx

Ello Mr Winston

I iz happee dhat yoo lickt dhe pikyurs Wee av to git Mommee kookin sewn, coz dare arnt menee kookees lift

Av yoo ad a barf now Eet iznt gude to smell ov bog Wee sowfistikaytid spagnols mussed keyp up ower standurds

Bungee

Mum sez i still karnt av no treets as i as bin norty agained!

I kannot elps it mista winstun - on Satdy nite, i accidentily ated up very kwickly, a fishy from me smallest oomans plate - i jus meened to sniffy it wen she was not lookying, but befor i cud elp it - whoooooshy - owt camed me tung, and the fishy woz gone it woz luverly, all joosy in krixpy batta!

Ven dis mornin, ve sayme fing appended agayn! But dis time it wwoz the pussykatfing's brekkie - they dunt av much in der bowls thow, so it dints take me tung long to snoffle it. - I iz glad i iznt a pussykatfing, as I lyke big dinnas.

I az tryed to explayn to Mummee vat it is me tung wot is a nortyboy, not mee - but she's not lissaning she sez i az bad mannas. but wot is me mannas mista winstun? Wen Stelly as a bad earyhole the vett gived her a hopyration to fix it. Will I need a hopyration to fix me mannas?

I hopes they get fixied soon, as i wud luv sum treets -

waytin for som advyce...

yor fwend Ruufffs

Woofus!!!

Yoos ayte a feeshee fwom a oomans playte Dhis iz nut a fing us Spagnols do

Yoos muss ownlee eet dhe fud fwom dhe playtes wen dhey iz eddin fur dhe deeshwasha Dhen eet iz awlwite

Yoos shood tell yor Mommee dhat yoo nids mor fud, dhat yoo iz ungree ant waystin away, ant bee a gud dawg an arsk nighslee fur sum tweets, butt yoo muss niva tayke fud fwom dhe ooman playtes Yoo weel bwing us awl eento disreepoot

Bungee

yoo see Bungeee - wen i az my dinna, i eet it, strayt aways, kwik kwik befor Stelly or a pussykatfing can steels it. But, wen me small ooman ad ers she dids not eeted it up, she did look at the tellybox insted at the ho limp tix - so i finks she carnts be dat hungary, an maybes she wonts miss it... but she dids

an dats anova fing i dusnt understans...

ve lady dis morning, swummed up and downy, up and downy the big lake, an wen she did get owt she still adn't fownd the borl! Howcums she gits a medul? I cud huv swums mutch farster, and fownd me borl too - i shud be in the ho limp tix .

and, wen i jumps in the layke, i makes a hoooooge sploooosh! Not, pafetic ickle bubbles, dat'll neva scare the duckees! - dese oomans av alot to lern abowt agilitee i fink

fanks for the advyse

Ruuffff x

Deer Roofuzz,

Dis iz twikey! I finks yoos nides to taik sum respunsibulitee az yoor tong iz part ov yoos ant shud be cuntrolled bie yoos too. I fink yoor smarl oomun shud nut poot feesh in yoor grarspe ant shud eet dheir din dins mor qwicklee az I suzpekt dat dey ewes yoo iv dey ar givun sprowts or cabarge or sumfink else dat dey dus nut liks. Mannas ar sumfinks uz spagnols av in bookit lowds. It iz joost dat Oomun dus nut see it. I fink it iz bestist to arshume a prewarsh roll az Bungee az sugjested.

Wud yoos liks me to maik ant sind yoos sum tweets? I kan desguys dem az sumfink else sew yoo Oomun dus nut suspekt!!

I wil fink sum mor leighter boot I iz stil pooh-puped frum mie wark yezturdaie.....

Winstonian x

mista winstun, dat wud be wundyful!

Yoo kud disgise vem as sum drunk males - den Mumm will put dem on the sydebord an i Kan get vem eesilly


I howpe yoo hav a nyce rest - i iz off to wotch mor ho limp tix - the mens are now lookin for there borl in da long layke - no ones as fownd it yet, dey is rubbbbidge! And Stelly is lookin very ard too, as there is buttyfiles in the warter, but we kants see dem eeva!


Appy zzzzz's
Ruuffy

mickster woofus

ay az been berry luckee lakeley az me mum an me dad oumans av started to treats me bucks honly after dey az eaton

i finks its coz me mum does too many yorshirecestershire puddylings but if aye iz gud i getz ones but honly afters an if i sits a keyps quiotly

ick ewe wud lieks i cud saves u ones of my speckle puddlings next sundaise ant sund icks too ewes dey is skrumpticuss







orslo aye aves being wocking dees holl imp picks and dem oumans doin der diving

an urs sew wight dey jumps in der hair spinny abott a bitz an den falls in da lakes all nice

when ho when are dey gunna learns icks front pawes owt back pawes stwetched big wun ups an wooosh slposh bodosh in on der bellys

an an annnnn where is der mud an mucks in der lakes ??? wok fun iz dat nots to av mudds an stuffs

I too az bin wortshin de Orl-limpets. I iz finddin dat it iz on evree chanull on de blak box

I nose wot yoos meens aboot der kleen worta! I fink dis dus nut elp dem. Maibee dey ar too fick, beein Oomun, to fints de borls. Sum ov de malye oomuns dus nut seam to av der oun borls edder Der coztunes ar sooooo tite!!

I az ulsew wortshed sum ov de orsea evints ant sum westeling ant sum jimnastiks. I iz gittin a bit bord ov it orl now. Bwring bak Cwufts peeze!!!

PZ Macca, dat poodin luks vwerry vwerry skroomee

Maccy - i luvs yore pudden... is yore Mummee Arnty Besseee?