OOOooooh Woofie! U iz wun choo choo dog!!

I iz da Chip Chip, Ernie's brudda. I iz nown as da Chiponator

I iz famoos fo eetstin evawitin. Waisons, gwapes, bwed (in da bag) appools. I neva twy da foorneetur. I az bin lukin at da big wite bokx in da keetchun. Mom mom poot lots off fud in der. I aint figgurd ow to gits in, boot I iz wurkin on eet.
Ernie an me tinks u az bootiful eas. I liks u topnottie. I az vewy lung ear weathers. I gits dem wet fwom dwinkin.
Ernie hea.
Dat wos brudda Chip. He iz cwazi, koo koo dog.
Bella, we opes u looomps iz not sewiooos. Robbie az sum tu. I az a loomp on mi leggie war Chip bited me

We iz gud fwends no. He noz iz pwase.