Mr Weenstone,
Dat iz a vewy niz vidio of ursewlf. Iz u gooin ter Holliwuds? I liks u mooch betta dan dat dog Wassi.

He lurk stoopid to me. Robbie sez dat wur a vewy niz picta uff Dinks. She vewy attwactif

matoor laddi doggi.
Mr Boongee,
U iz a vewy niz dogges an jenewus. I dusnt tink u iz a happi doggi. U iz a manli dog.
I moost tewls u awl aboot owa advenchurs turdai. Me an mi bruddas foond a Oh-parsum in da wud pile.

He wur feeroshus, bot mi an Chip Chip and Robbie wur soopewior an pwotekted owa mom mom fwom da eval beest. We cheks to mek shur he iz goon for gud. Mom mom wunt oos to stai awai, boot we moost pwotekt owa torf.

an owa mom mom. We iz pwoud doggies.
We az arsked owa mom mom if we iz gunna git a da da an she sai dey iz ovawaited.

She sai dey iz a pain in hur bott bott.

She sai we wud hav to shar da beddi bye.

I sez no. He kin sweep on da flowa.
Bye bye fur now.
Yur warja doggi, Ernie.