MARLSTER

Owr Marls az a prooblum dat I az joost reded aboot.


His Mommy dusnut listun to im. Dhe paw ickul man az bin triing to elp owt iz pawly Mommy dis weak by lettin er no aboot dhe forlun ova umbrilla ant dat he ad a narstee grarse sead in iz eye boot iz Mommy joost fort he wuz beein torkative fur not raisen

Wen wil dhe Oomuns taik uz cerealuslee?? Do dey nut no wee iz de soopeerear speshees?? I wil git ovv mii dov-box now.....

I hops yoos iz orlrite Marls ant yoos nos wair we ar wen yoos nides uz

Hewwo Evewyboody, Ernie hea

We iz vewy hot turdai. Eet iz 106 dagweez fawenheites!! Eet wur 104 da dai befowe. Oh mi doG! We iz stayin insides turdai. Mom mom has a majik bokz dat meks cowld ars. We sweeps near eet. Turdai I weeshes I wur a Engwish spanjol wiving in Engwand. We iz pantin awot. Even da swimmi pool iz too hot to pway in.

Mr Weestone,

I moost tewls u, u mom mom iz deeskoosin ur neepals on a nodda topic I tewlz mi mom mom to arsk fuwst if we wud be embawassed. We dus nut deskoos hur stinki bott bott issoos hea, an I tewls u I kud tewls u sum skawie stowiees!

Mr Marlsta,

I iz gwad u iz betta an u mom mom iz wistenin to u. Us doggies iz nut wuussie an we dusnt cwy evewy tim we stoob owa toze or boomp owa noze. Wun we sez we urts we urts! We iz nut lik oomans hoo cwy ova evewy littal ting.

I moost go now. Chip Chip iz tewwin me aboot som Bambo dog he iz vewy impwessed bi. He wunts mom mom to went da moovi Bambo III I liks Cowdog stowiez an Robbie liks lurv stowiez He iz stiwl powtin aboot Dinks, boot he iz lookin fow a spwinga girli dog hea. I tinks dat iz betta.

We iz hot doggies turdai,
Ernie

Gud murning orl!

Tiz orl suney ere agin turday boot nut az ot az owr frwend in Merika az ad it

I fort it wuz aboot timz dat I poised fur yoos orl ant to kepe Barns ant Wobbie appie I az munarged to git Dinks to av sum pikturs dun fur yoos too.....

Furstlee, iz dis enuff fud fur a ansum spangnol liks me?




Ear iz me in mie gardin in de sune, yisturday....

Yez, I wuz a bit sleepee....

Dis iz dhe GDS dat Mommy trainspotted:



She nides a noo home....boot nut ear

Me, in mie gorgusness:



Ant Dinks, oo wusnut inturusted......





I hops yoos orl av a gud sune shinknee daii,

Winston xx

I az joost knotised dat mie poors luke liks an eggsplodid cushun* wiv mie tow air!


* I az playjurized dis frum a Oomun on anudder fred

Mr Winston, tiz mee, Bungee

I duz nut fink yor poors luke liks an eggsplodid cushun, mie poors ar joost lick dhat I fink eet iz a fashun staytmint Ant torkin ov fashun staytmints, pweese arsk yor Mommee ow she duz yor eers dey ar kwite bootifool

Eet iz ot ant suney ear toady awlsow ant wee ar stook in dhe orfiss wiv Mommee Wee iz bawd I fink Charlee iz eetin dhe noo sowfar

Ernee

Wee warnts sum pikturs ov yoos Merikan dawgs ant sum ov dhis plais yoo liv in..Canvas

Yor fwend

Bungee

Bungee, Mie luggy-eers ar oh-knatchurell az I dus liks Mommy to got too closed to dem I iz, oweevar, deevuloping a ruggae luggae eefekt wiv sum dredluks boot Mommy az sportted dese ant I finks I maie bee on fur a grouming sune

I az bin worching televizshun......



Kan yoos orl see wat I seed on de tv! A bootiful prufesshunul wurking ladee spagnol oo cud keeps me in a manure dat I kud gits vwerry used to az she urns oup to fife undrid ant firttee poonds a daie!!!




I stil luffs mie Bella bes-*test*-('") dho

Mr Winston - It's Bella

WOW WOW - I alase new you was hansom but dees are de best photos ever. Barns is wery appy wif the one of Dinks - ee says hes avin it on his bed.

I've got a few pitchers of me gardnin but theyre not gud as yours

just ready to start

first the broc and courgettes - give them a good sniff

Then a bit of tooth weeding - excuse my bottom

next I check the beans

These need tasting

next we look at the rockery

everything ok - so now a well earned rest

Hello everyone - it's bella again

My mum has made a mess of the photos hasn't she - they're too big - can any of your clever mums tell her what is wrong?

barks and licks - Bella

Bella

I duz nut fink yor pikturs ar to beeg I kin pwint wun orf fur a peen oop I awlsow luvs dhe guardineen. Mowst ov awl, I liks dhe widin...Mommee pools owt dhe wids ant I tare dhem eento shweds


Mr Winston

Yoos muss tel yors Mommee shee shood liv yor eers oh-knatchurell Dhey ar sow sheek

Pwees do nut bee oopset coz I av Bella's piktur...a spagnol kin dweem


Ernee

Ware ar dhem pikturs ov Canvas

Leeks to awl

Bungee

Hello evewy one. Ernie hea

It were 107f jestedai. Eet iz so vewy hot. Oh my. We iz willti littal bois.

Mom mom iz vewy sowwi aboot no pictas. She dusnut ave a doogitalli camwa I keeps tewwin her I wunts u awl to see wot a hansum spessoman of a spwinga man I am. She sai bein wee-tiad is vewy spensive an she savin fo wun.

Mom iz willie nillie turdai. Da wite bokx in da keetchin iz bwoken. Mom mom sai et won @&#!! ting afta anodda. We iz gunna be gud fo a wile

Mr Weenstone,
U iz un hansum mandog. I agwee, u haz vewy niz "luggees" I liks min naturool too. Robbie still tinks Dinks iz A1 booti. I sai she pwayin hard to git. Hoo iz dat pwetty littal laddi on tv bokx?

Bella u moost nut wurk so ard!! Doin awl dat gardenin iz ard wurk! U iz too bootiful fo ard laboor. Mom mom sai dot iz a bootifool garden u haz.

I moost go now. Time to get weddi fur warkies. Mom has to go wurk turdai.

Keep cool, Ernie.

I for gots to sai Mr Weenstone, dat iz a niz lurkin GDS, boot I wuldnt lit him tink he kin stai I wuld be a gentwlmin bot dats it. I wuldnut sha mi beeg bowl off fud.

Mom mom been kwuzin da computa-net an lurkin at dogs. She az seen a Boykin spagnol an tinks we neds anudda bwudda. Spwingaz iz soopewior, boot she sai dis iz kin of a mewikan spwinga spagnol. I sais NO.

Wort dus u awl tink?

I sais NO to de Merikun Spagnol az de iz a mootarted vershun ov uz propurr spagnols.

I iz vwerry sleepee boot we az ad troomar ere turday. I wuz worchin Mommy poot owt de worshin eerleear ant Mommy runned bak to de hoose fur de kameerah beecos we az......


A HOOGE B?*£%$" SNAIKE ON OWR LORN!!!


She wuntid to taiks a piktur ov it fur me to shos yoos orl boot it ad slidded ovv into de bordurs. Sew now we iz band frum gowin in Mommy's busshis, arond de lorn, az larst yeer Dinks cort a snaikes ant gav Mommy a fritted wen she startid foomin at de mouff (Dinks foomd nut Mommy, boot Mommy wuz qwite fritted az she fort Dinks ad bin bitted). I fort Dinks ad grooed a vwerry lung moosetash meselfs.

Aniewais, Mommy finks de hooge snaike wuz a moolteeplyer or taikawayer or sumfink az it ad a dimund. Riche dese snaike fings den??

I moost sleepz now az dis weethfur is maiking me vwerry snozzee,

Tork sune xx

PZ Luffs yoos Beela xx

Mr Winston

Iz dhis wart yoos fownd in yor guardeen



Eet iz vwewy danjawrus Yoo muss nut gow neer eet. I av red dhat dhey eet dear fud hole Eet wood av to be a hooj snaike to eet a spagnol hole Bootfurst dhey maike yoos deddee

Yoos ant Dinks muss keyp awai fwom dhe udder....hyde

Yor wurrid fwend,

Bungee