Hewwo Evewyboody, Ernie hea
We iz vewy hot turdai.

Eet iz 106 dagweez fawenheites!! Eet wur 104 da dai befowe. Oh mi doG! We iz stayin insides turdai. Mom mom has a majik bokz dat meks cowld ars. We sweeps near eet. Turdai I weeshes I wur a Engwish spanjol wiving in Engwand.

We iz pantin awot.

Even da swimmi pool iz too hot to pway in.
Mr Weestone,
I moost tewls u, u mom mom iz deeskoosin ur neepals on a nodda topic

I tewlz mi mom mom to arsk fuwst if we wud be embawassed. We dus nut deskoos hur stinki bott bott issoos hea, an I tewls u I kud tewls u sum skawie stowiees!
Mr Marlsta,
I iz gwad u iz betta an u mom mom iz wistenin to u. Us doggies iz nut wuussie an we dusnt cwy evewy tim we stoob owa toze or boomp owa noze. Wun we sez we urts we urts! We iz nut lik oomans hoo cwy ova evewy littal ting.
I moost go now. Chip Chip iz tewwin me aboot som Bambo dog he iz vewy impwessed bi. He wunts mom mom to went da moovi Bambo III I liks Cowdog stowiez an Robbie liks lurv stowiez

He iz stiwl powtin aboot Dinks, boot he iz lookin fow a spwinga girli dog hea. I tinks dat iz betta.
We iz hot doggies turdai,
Ernie