Mr. Obi

Dis iz Ernie hea. Gud u haz kum to tark wif oos.

My brudda Chip Chip wer narty!! Mom mom poot chikki in da zink to faw an Chip Chip steal it an twy to wun oot da door wif it. We woos awl wontin to go peepee an he gwab it on da way oot fo oos to snak on. Mom mom katch him do an we not git da chikki chik. It vewy fooni do, mom mom scweemin bad wurds an Chip Chip wunnin hea and der dwippin chikki juice (dat wur vewy tasti)

Bungee, I hops u feewl betta sun.

Mr. Weenstone, I iz gwad ur neepals is awl betta. Da moost hav been scawy.

Eet iz nappi tim fur oos.

We moost conflab lata.

Ur Amewikan fwend Ernie.

Fank oo fur da luvly welum
Winstun I knows wat yu meen abut jac ruskles but my won is vewy fwendly an plays wiv me all da time, she is neva nasty wiv uver doggies but won time annuver jac ruskle did tri to bite her on da beech she did jus run away and my mummy tried to smac dat orrible won.
Wen I was a reel baby rosy fort me an my bruvvers an sisters was her puppies an looked after us even though we was bigga dan her
luk-

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Ooh Ernie i just red what yoo rote bout chip chip, he is vewy cleva, i iz goin to tri da same fing lata wen mummy gets sum dinna out
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Yes Obi

Dat Chip Chip iz vewy bwave a cweva. He weesperes: Wun awound koo koo an sai u neds to go peepee (dey colls dat intafewence) an I, Chip Chip, roons in da keetchen an gwabs anating edabool an we awlls roon oot da doowa togeva wif de ill gatten guds. Chip Chip shars da guddies.

I moosnt sai wot mom mom sai wun we pool da wobbewies off Dis poost wud be doleeted She nose lots of bad wurds an she sai we iz all of dem. She weally fooni in har peejoomas chessin oos.

Dat wur a vewy niz picta of u an bwuddas and sistas wif da Jrt. I az a Jrt fwend. Hawwy iz iz nem. He iz a niz doggi.

Obi,

I az neva ad squitti bott bott. I az farti bott bott. I don nos wy evewiboody leevs da woom wen I az farti bott bott.

I az eetcha skin too. Eet iz fwom da gwasses. I teks medicinies. Eet go awai wen da winta com.

Mr. Weenstone,

My bwudda Robbie want to no how missie Dinks iz. I tink he az a cwush on er. I tink he wikes er vewy mooch.

I nos eet iz nappi tim agin. I needs my bootie sweep! cuz I iz one andsome spwinga.

By awl. u fwend Ernie.

Oooops, I meks doobl poosti

Hello Bungee - Bella here

I's in a urry today so I m not spell chekin. I'm vewy sorry bout your arthur - eye-tis - my brother Barns has it but ee is 14 - ee as specal stuff called Cor - tee - flex and it elps a lot - jus 1 tab a day and ee gets it in meet. sum times if ee urts he as a bit of metacam. Don't no if this elps. av yoo tried swimmin my neddle sticker finks its gud cause it keeps yoo slim wivout urting - i do it all de tyme cause of mi crushat ligmont. I av hurd of woofcol - I fink its ok but I have burns eye oats - non of dee diet fud is vewy tasty though.

I an seding lots of snugglesw and kisses and ope you feel better soon. - Bella

ps - don't tell Winston bout the kisses will you

Hello little Obi - Bella here

I is vewy pleesed to ave a poop on here and I wood like to be yor ee-male mum. Most frends on here are boys so yool need a girl for sum fings. I was interested bout de swimmin cause I ad the same problum - I fink yoo are dooing de Bella splash at moment - it dosent werk - yoo hav to keep pors under de warter and no splashing. I cuddent do it for 3 yers but then I ad a pawly leg and the needle sticker sent me for hi-dro-feripy and they tort me. It wud be best if yoo didn't have de pawly leg though.

Tell me how yoo get on
Barks and licks - Bella

Hello Mr Winston - Bella here

I've been writing to Bungee and little Obi - I hope you don't mind - you are still my special boy and for you I'm spell checking - cause you're worth it. Are you feeling better? I wish I could give you a proper hug to make you happy. You are having a lot of new problems to deal with - don't forget if they need a girls touch I'm here to help.
I was worried about your mum and the big dog - did she bring it home - does it eat a lot - is there any left for you? You need to have a quiet word with your mum - it's all very well bringing spaniels home but GS's are something else!! I know cause two of my cousins are GS's and they're huge and a bit scarey. Barns isn't scared - he says you just stand still and stare them in the eyes - it works but I daren't try - dare you?

barks and licks - your girl Bella

Deer Beela,

Fank yoos fur yoor reerasherense az I wuz a bit wurreed dere fur a moanmunt az I fort I iz nut yoor nomber won aniimor Boot I noos wee iz stil toogever
Mommy did nut bwing de GDS hom wiv er, fank Dog, boot mii kar smelz ov er Mommy iz ovv on anudder twanspurt run on Wednisdai

I iz vwerry tyeerd turday az I az bin warkin ant swimmin ant den I ad de trorrmer ov Mommy attakin me wiv tweessers to git dem gwasseads owt frum beetwin my tows She did giv me ant Dinks a pawn kracker too gow wiv owr tee

PZ Eeernie yoos iz vwerry gud to maike yoor Mommy luke a plunker gowin owt wiv er piejarmers on Dinks sens a massage to Wobbie, sumfink alung de lynes dat she iz vwerry flaturd boot she finks she iz a bit lung in de teggies fur orl dat luffy nunsenze She iz nut vwerry sossheebul

PZZ Obi, yoos iz vwerry coote az a ickul pooppee

Spwinga Pewrsunooles

Ansome L/W Matoor maale spwinga seekin Matoor female spwinga culoor not impowtant; age 10-14.

I likes wunning willie nillie, a gud bown, gud fud (lots), moonching babbi burdies, an snoogals in mii mom mom's bed.

Cowwespondence and fwends forst. Possibwy long tuwm welashoonship.

Robbie, lonely man spwinga.

WOBBIE!!!!! Y iz yoos sulistsitting yoorselv?

I wil av an udder wurd wiv Mudam Dinks az yoos maie poul dhe stwings ov er kolt sternie hart wiv dat addvurtizmunt.....

Bak later

Wee finks dhat dhis iz a gud eyedear...a lownlee arts colum

7 yeer owld B/W mayl springhair spagnol, slite limp ant sum lumps, gud lewkin, andsum seaks feemayl spagnol fur corispondonse ant fwendsheep

18 munf loonertik L/W mayl springhair spagnol warnts enee fing ee kin git

Bungee

BUNGEE!!!! Donut yoos start too

MR WINSTON - WHAT'S HAPPENING ON HERE!! - dose boys is all going crazy. Don't yoo member dat Barns wants Dinks? ee's wurred now specially bout dee yankee dooddle cause dey don't mined pushing themselves forward - he says they're 'OVER FURRED - OVER BONED - BUT LUCKILY NOT OVER HERE. Tell Dinks ee wood be best for er cause ees a reel genkleman and wery ansome but ee wood not push - she wood be save wit im.

BARNS 4 DINKS!! - BARNS 4 DINKS

Speak soon Bella

ps - yoo wont get like dat will yoo?

Sorry bout de spelin - I in a hurree

Oh My goodness!

Dis Robbie iz hear

I hav nut ment to offend. My bwudda Ernie did nut toll me dat miss Inka Dinka Doo wer anudda dog's ladi. I mebbie wos a bit fowad, but I wuld neva be pooshi

I wus smitton wen I seez bootiful pictas of hur wif burdi in hur mouf.

I stiwl roon willie nillie an liks good bowns an lots of fud, an worm snoogals. Boot oonatachted ladis onwly!



Iz gunna tork to dat Ernie