Ello guyses!
Gawd i ope mum gets dis job yeh! Marlee you iz sooo right about me gettin some peace but with stoopid georgie around that isnt gona appen! She as sed that er intervoo went quiet well...i iz just looookin forword to our walk at dalby foorest now!

xxSmelly Elliexx

Deer Marleester,

I iz a vwerry fine furred boy ant I dus tend to avood dhe nastees on warks. I sumtimz getz dhe on me ant dhen I joost choo dhem orf unles Mommy seez me preetinding to stroogel ant then she elps wiv dhe skissers.

Deer Ellee,

I iz vwerry peezed to heer aboot yoor Mom. Mefinks dhat it wil bee dhe Lore of Sods dhat she getz ovvered both ant dhen wot wil she do?


Deer Frwends,

I az bin qite bizzee az me ant Dinks ave bin invited to anuver Shoot Fing. We az bin Goon Dawg training agin in owr feeled ant it az worn me owt. I ad a sirpize swim too az my likkle streem az turneded into a wriver. I wuz puddling along ant dhen I stepped a bit furver ant I wuz dunkled udder.

I got all wetted so I poot my drezzing gown on wen I got home. I av a foto fur yoos boot I iz nut a fotogenie dawg.

I iz vwerry tyred now so I iz going to sleepz wiv my roar hyde bone in my mouff- joost in case Dinks tries to steel it frum in wen I iz avin foughty winkles....

Nite all,

Winston xx

Deawr Winston

I av a complaint about my Mum . She az jus browt one of our doggie bedz in from the minibuz an it az a funny smell about it. I have gived it a gud sniffin at an I fink she has been sumwere very intrestin wivout me. I can smell woods an grass and lots of doggie type smells. I no she tuk Ector and the black an wite fing wiv her today an left me behind

I fink I av misst out on a gud wark. Mum sez I ave to stay at home cause of my poorly mouwf.

Dat black an wite fing as alot to anser for

I did spend the day wiv Dad and I waz sleepin in the sun tho.

Luv Looby

Dear ucy,

I finks I can elps with your smelly bed problem. ave you tried febreeze??

Only kiddin! I finks I noed were ector and the black an white fing went. I'm sure I seed dem sat in a pub garden. I knows it were dem coz Ector coz he ad is notepad and wus writin stuff. der was a lot of black and white fings der as well doh, and loads of brown and white ones and even some other colurs.

Ave you checked to see if dey stinks of alocopops? and dos they stagger round and sways a lot? I fink you was probably safer to stays ome wiv your dad, and you must be very responsible if you wos chosen above ector and millie as de best one to looks after your pawly sick dad.

Marls

Ello everybodys!!
Dear Winston,
i just ope she takes any bloomin job...we need er' out and earning some dosh for our treats yeah!

Dear loocy,
Iz afraid to say dat i also seeded you mum and ector and illie . They as ad a walk where the rest of us wented too. But at least you ad sometimes wiv your dad and was fussed an stuff!

Dear Marlee,
Twas vewy nice to see you marley...finally. You iz a verwy brave boy going afta that cat on our walk coz i ate em and dey scare da life outta me and stoopid georgie!


Lots if love,
Smelly Ellie xxxx

Deer Awl,

I finks dhat I ulso mizzleded owt on dhe wark wears TNSH and B&W fing went and metted oup wiv awl dhem udder dawgs
Am I bovered? Wreelly? Dus I luk bovered?






I izn't bovered az I av a drezzing goon dhat I weers wen I az bin owt warking ant swimmin ant strollin in dhe sonshinine




Love Frum,

WInston xx

PS We moost all fink ov owr Coosine Charlie az he iz a bit pawly at dhe mowment ant he kneads owr love ant lotz ov it xxxx


PPS Eeeliee- iz dher ani noos ov yoor Mom gettin er job so yoos can av mor tweets yet?

Ello winston...I iz loveing dose picturers of you ,dey iz fab!
Me mum trided ringeing dem but they az sed dat dey avent made a diesesion yet Mums fingernails iz nearly all gones!

Smelly Ellie x

Hello Winston - Bella here

I love your dressing gown - is it a towelling one? I think I would like one of those for when I start 'coglegs' to do the good citizen thing - after all it will be November and it might rain. How shall I persuade mum to get me one?
How's your friend Loopy - I wrote to her but I think she must be frightened of the competition 'cause she never wrote back. I've got over my jealousy now and I will share although you do look very 'tasty' in that navy bath robe.

Speak soon
barks and licks - Bella

hey Bella!

I as one of dem dressin gowns too, only mine is posher! it as towellin on de inside to soaks ups all der water from me adventures and then a fleecy outside to keeps me warm. Its dead good when I comes home and I is all shivery and I dunt like Jen dryin me so she just puts on me coat and I stays all warms!!!!


An de best fing is it has ickle doggy paw prints alls over it, I looks proper posh! ands even better dan that the profit from it goes to the doggie rescues for doggies less fortunate dan me and you and Mr W! I got it at SpringFling from LoobyLoo who makes dem you should send her a PM and ask if she still does them.

Ar yoos callin me commin? Ar yoos, Marlee? Wud yoos sai dhat to mi face? Wud yoos? I iz nut commin, I iz a porsh dawg! I dun't joost av won drezzin gown, I az 2 ant I av dayweer too! I finks I wil speeks to Loobyloo to see iv she cud maik me mor owtfits. I got mi drezzin gowns frum TRPD- sum luffly peeps dat maik stuff fur uz dawgies ant dhen dhay send freeby stoof to resqueue dawgs hoo dun't av Mommies or Da-das yet

I iz sworry dhat on mi piktur I seemz to av a derty tum-tums but I ad bin owt wiv mi Mommy ant I woz waitin to bee grummed.

I sumtimz get blodryed wiv dhe airdryeer

Fank yoos, Beela ant Ellee fur saiing dhat I iz andsum! I fink I am too

Beella- mi fwreend Loocy woz in a heeted deebait wiv won ov er sistors ant she urt her mouf ant had to av stihtees. I hops she wil bee bak onleen wiv uz soon but I finks she iz ov on er minee breek I hop dhat colegs gus wel fur yoos, Beela. Mi frweend az got sum sertifikats and rozzeettees frum er trip to colegs

I int callin you commin Mr Winston, why would I call you commin when I never listen to Jen when she calls me to come er??!!!!!

Anyhows it soundses like you is stewin for a fight mr W. and I int afriad of nuffin so I'll scrap wiv yeh but I'm bringin me mate Ninja wiv me!

I as nevre been "blodryed wiv dhe airdryeer". I'm not sure wat dat is but it sounds like I coulds chew on it. Once doh the oomans put on dis fire in the livin room an I didn't likes it so I barked and barked and barked at it!

Nows tell me abouts your huver outfits coz I dunt ave any other cloves and I'm wondering why..................

NOW NOW BOYZ! CALMS DOWN!

i az not got a drwessin gown so iz missin out methinks! Id rweeely love one but i do like jumping on me mum an dadz bed and hide unda da covvers an stuff. If i aint aloweds to do that den no one gets me morning cuddles!

Iz goin out for walks soon wiv stoopid georgie and busterer! Busterer isnt a springy but i doesnt care coz he still playz wiv me and stuff.

Mum still azent heard bout dis thing called a job and she iz feelin naffted off so i iz comfortin er but yesterdays i fort id scare her and broked my collar and pretended i woz goin on dis busy road an stuff...i wouldnt of reeeally i aint dat stoopid!

TTFN
Smelly elle x

P.s Georgie sez ello!

I dus nut scrapp, Marlee. I mite breek a nale.
I iz sworry iv I ovver reeakted but sum peeps fink dhat az we spagnols luk skruffee wen we gos owt becoz we sumtims smell ov ded fings ant we pik oup litta frum dhe streetz dhat wee iz a commin breed.

I finks wen Jen saiis "Come er", she meens daht yoo iz supozed to run bak to er four no reel raison but yoos mite get a coodel or a bisquit. Ooomans ar a bit od lik dhat shey fink dhat dhey can confuddel uz but we iz cleevererer dhan dhay fink

Peeze beewear ov dhe airdryeer az it dus grumbel at yoos ant it breeves vwerry hevileey. Firez ar vwerry gud tho az yoos can lye oup neer dhem ant towst yoor brians. I dus nut reecommind waggling yoor tale in frunt ov dhem tho az mi tale begun to smoulder ant crakkel wen I did dhat I iz nut won to brag, boot I az an Argar in mi kitshen wich iz luffley ant warm

We ar avin a forstering dawg dhis weakend az Antee Jackee iz on Olidays. He iz corled Ruzzelle ant he iz a Eyeerish Springee. Mommy iz corlektin im on Sateerday I wil nut let im weer mi drezzin gown dho.

Eellee, I hop yoor Mommy heers aboot er jobb soon.

Deer Marlee,

I iz vwerry imprezzed by yoor intearear desin. I finks dhat brown on cweem iz dhe noo blak.

Did yoor poors luk like dhis?



Dhese iz my poors avter I az ad a wark.

Wee az a viseator dhis weakend. Iz name iz Hustle ant hee iz qite preetee. He liks sqeekee toys ant Mommy sais he warks nicely on his leed a bit liks me!

Mommy wil rite aboot him wen I av finnished my bit. Here iz me on my pooter az dhere ar sum owt dhere hoo duz nut beeleave dhat I dus dhis on mi ownsum.



I hops yoos orl ad a gud weakend. Aniwon got ani probleems fur me to elp wiv?

Love Frum,

Winston xx

Howdi Mistor Weenston!

Dis is Ernie, head spokes doggiee of da house. We is in Merika wit our mom.

Here is de problim. How do we mek our mom give is more better trets?? Some time she is very stingy and we want more. We does lots of berry good tings to help uround da house. Chip, he clean off kitchen counters. Robbie clean litter box. I mek sure evil kitty is good. We all mek sure she warm at nite. We just don't no wat else to doo.

We want wienies an she give us onli kibbel. ugh.

Well, tanku for u help. Trooly yurs in springiy, Ernie.

And we luv all de doggie piccies. Pecially da girlie pics. Hubba Hubba. Bootiful girli doggies. Mom not have a camra or she say she wud put my piccie here.

Also dose is nice dressin gown you war. Mom say she make us one tu.