BUNGEE- WARE AR YOOS???

I iz gowin to taike pikturs ov me sports sew dat mi fwends kan elp self-dyignose me.......

I az ad a luke at mi tum-tums ant chikinspots ant......

I iz grooing spair nippulls!!!!

Elps me frwends! Az I pikked won too munny flours? Az I got too munny cotes? I worched a Dooriz Daiy philm dhe udder daii, cud dis bee dhe corze?

Meester Weenstone,

Yu haz sum embawwassing eetchas? I haz gwass washes too evewy suumma. I gets eetchas awl ova. I gets spickles on my tum tum, boot I neva gwow no spar NIPPLES!! Woos Wock Hoodsun in da moovi?

Macca, I iz sowwy u iz so opset wif u Da Da. Dey dun't awways tink. He moos wealiz u feewins iz hurt wen he gets goo goo ova anova dogg. Spwingas iz vewy sensotiv. I hopes u iz feewlin gud deez daiz.

Bella,
I iz vewy groompy win mom mom mess wif my eahs. I haz bad memowiez of furst oomans I liv wif Mom mom vewy gental wif my eahs an I fewl betta.

We hazn't heeerd fwom Bungee. I hops hiz dog sho wer gud. I hops he nut sic.

bye all,

we moost go to kinnels now. Mom mom az to go to wark an get monies fo bownes an toiz. We iz goin to teks a nap till she cum bak. Oh, an fanks fo da wains!

Yoor Mom iz gowin fur a wark or iz she gowin to wurk? I woz a bit cunfoodooled Iz she doin a spoonzered wark or iz she gowin to wurk at a dawgie tois shoppe? Or iz yoor Mom an eggsekutiv?

Wock Hoodsun wus nut in dhe moovee edder

Mommy sed dat I wuz beein woozee ova my spair nippuls ant she az baved dem in sum tee twee stoof. I iz nut too appee az I smelz foony boot it az sooved my sports

I iz gowin to lie in dhe sune-shines fur a bit befur my din-dins x

PZ Beela, I iz nut to gud wiv avin my ehrs grumed. I gits a bit groompee ant I groombul ant sumtimes I gits a bit snappie. Boot wen I sea dhe reesooltz I luks vwerry andsum sew I furgive Mommy....oontil dhe nixt tims dat iz. Yoos iz vwerry bootiful ant yoor Mom iz luffly to elp yoos wiv yoor bootee rejeam Cud we av sum pikturs to dwool ova??

Mornin orl,

A nippul oupdaite, dey ar orl skabbee boot Mommie sais dis iz gud az dey ar heelin

I iz groompee turday dho az Mommy iz kleenin dhe kar. Dis meens won ov munny fings boot she satz me doon ant sed she iz goin to cum bak smeelin ov udder dawg She iz orf to trunspot a GDS!!! Dey wer on dhe tv lust nite!!! I hops she dus nut bring dhe GDS home to bozzel me aboots

I iz orf to soolks now ant nun ov my fwends ar ear to tork too I iz in krysis

Speek sune luv frum a lunely, dejktid Winston x

Mr Winston, downt wurree, I iz ear now Yoo muss nut fil lunely ant dejktid

I iz weirlee sowy to ear bowt yor noo nippuls Duz dhey eech

Yoos muss twy nut to skrach dhem, coz dhey weel blid

Dhe dawg sho iz een Awgust, nut dhis moonth, sow dhare iz steel thyme fur awl yoos Springhairs to cum

I ad to gow away fur dhe wikend, coz Mommee wint to Anglesee to sea er coozin, dhen yistarday, I cud nut yuse dhe poota, coz dhe Banc Menerga ad to sea Mommee ant Daddee. I fink dhey wur sein eef wee cud av bowns as beeg as yors

Peehaps dhat iz wy yoos az dhe skabbee nippuls..peehaps yoos iz allurchick to dhem bowns

I iz weirlee sowy yoos iz awl on yor owen toady Iz Dinks nut wiv yoo

Yoo kan cum ant stay ear enithyme yoo wont

I weel tork mor sewn, butt eet iz wark thyme now.

Bungee

Dear Mister Winston

allo tis Mac ere agun , i iz sowwy ta ear about ur nippuls being saw an opes uew iz feeling lots berra todays

dids ur mum weally go an getz one of them GSD's off da tele , i seen dem too an they was likes weally scarrypoos

ay pways on my walks wiv a GSD an icks nuffin liks as scarry az day woz

i opes you iz not an your bonesome todays but i cans packs me bags an walks ta yours if u liks an we can plays some and wuns around

aye az been out wiv me dad dis mornin tis waining berry hard ear an aye iz soaked ans i just seens me mums go to works dis makes me sad az i miss me mum all days even tho i az me dad ere but he dont gives me no-wear near as many tweats


get well sune Mr Winston

Mac The Wascal

Fank yoos fur yoor kint forts Mac. I wuz a bit fedoup turday az Mommy az bin flappin aboot sum tezt rezultz she wuz eggspekting. Nut dat Mom dus eggums, it wuz er kiddiwinkuls at skool.

De gud noos iz my nippuls ar orl betta. Mommy did nut cum hom wiv dhe GDS boot she smeltz ov er. She wuz, appurruntlee, vwerry luffly ant karm boot Mommy got a bitt lorst in Suffork/Kambrwigesher!! Akkordin to er it iz orl flatted ant luks dhe saim in evwree dirukshun

I hops yoor Mom iz hom to giv yoos tweets ant cooduls sune. Dus yoor furr gose orl softee ant floofee wen yoos getz wet? Dus yoos git blowd dryed? Dus yoos av a drezzin goon to wair?

I moost guse to beddis now boot wil katch oup wiv yoos sune.

Nite orl xx

Mr Winston!!!!!

I iz seek I av bin to dhe needal stikas coz I av a sor poor She ses I av dhe arthureyetis weech iz bad enuff butt I awlsow av dhe allerchick rakshun coz I iz eechin awl owva

I av to av dhe noo fud Eet az nut cum yet sow I downt no eef I weel lick eet Eet iz cawld 'woofcool' oar sumfink lick dhat. Av yoos herd ov eet

I duz nut fil gud I nid sumfing to chair me oop

Bungee

Bungee

Yoos kannut be seek! Yoos iz a spagnol! Wee iz tuff ant strung dawgies!!

Dhe arfureetis iz a ickul inconventus boot yoos shud trii sum fiish oile, cud lever oile ant sum gloococosulamine tublets. Ant do sum yooga az Mommy dus sum yooga wiv me ant it iz reeluxing ant sendz me to sleeps Or swimmz liks Beela? Dinks az arfureetis ant she iz stil a moopit wen owt fur warks az she ruins aroond in a vwerry unladee liks waie

Dhe alleerjik reeakshun??? I iz nut shore wat yoo iz saiing dat yoos iz alleerjik to?? Iz it dhe needul stikklers? Iz it gwarse? Iz it fud?

I az nut herd ov yoor noo fud I eets Choodlees (lite). It iz vwerry gud boot Mommy finks dat I dus nut reeleyes dat it is dyet fud. Dey tri to fule me az it az big choonks wiv hooge holls in sew dat it luks liks alut in my boole It iz fud dho, Bungee, sew iz prububbly vwerry tastea.

I wils cum ant luk fur oupdaite on ow yoos iz feelin leighter. Peeze keepz karm az I iz finking ov yoos xx

Fangyoo fur yur serpawt, Mr Winston Eet iz gud to av sumwun to confyde in

Dhe needal stykka ses she duz nut fink eet iz Charlee dhat I iz alleerjik to, butt dhis eechin az ownlee cum sins Charlee az bin ear Mommee maid me av dhe fud dhat Charlee az, coz dhe needal stikkas sel eet, ant she fort eet wood be gud fud butt now wee fink eet iz dhis fud dhat mayks me eech

Coz I av dhe peels fur dhe eechis, I av nut gott dhe peels fur dhe arfureetis sow my poors ant ligs steel urt a beet, butt Mommee geevs me dhe gloococosulamine tublets, ant wee ar gowin to twy dhe sweeminz sewn

Tork sewn

Bungee

Ello fello spwingers!
I iz noo heer an i iz cawld Obi pup

I likes to choo fings an i luvs swimmin but my mum ses i isnt vewy good at it, i as made up mi own swimmin styl cawled 'Obi stroke' an meens lots of splashin.
Yeserday i did soooo much swimmin i swallered loads of seewatur (yum ) but then my bottum went all squirtee and i was sickin up the watur too I iz bettur now tho.

I is sowwy to here that sum of you isnt well, Winstun I iz glad to here you nippuls is betta, that sounds orrid, my reel mummy Purl ses she knows how it feelz cus she has 9 noo puppees, my ikkles bruvvers an sisterz

Bungee i is soree to heer abut yur arfritis, my big sister Hunny knows bout that cus she has it to, on her hippies, she is a labrudor.

Anyhoo, fortt i wud cum and say helloo to yoo all
Luv Obi pup
XXX

Ello Obi

Eet iz alwis nise to av dhe noo spagnols to tork to. I licks dhe sweeminz to, butt ownlee in dhe gud warta, nut dhe moodee stoof Charlee luvs dhe mood ant ee awlwais steenks ov eet

Wee liv bye dhe sea ant sumthymes I av swarloowed dhe warta ant I git dhe squitty bott bott to

Bungee

Welcum Yung Obi De mor spgnols on ear dhe beeta mefinks I iz konserned dho az akkordin too yoor cignutchair yoos ulsew livs wiv a jtr I iz nut a hooge frwend ov dhe jtrs az wen I wuz littler won ad a narstea abit ov triing to choo mii lugguls. I findz ikkul dawgies a bit egohotiztikkul meselfs, cuz dey ar smorl, I hops yoor iz a fwendlee tipe

Bungee, I dus nut fink yoos shud av dhe needul stikkurs fud fur sevurule raisens:

1. It iz eggpunsieve
2. Yoos seams to be avin a reakshun to itz
4. Iv yoor Da-da shud eets sum ov it hee maie forle udder dhe evul needul stikklers spel ant he maie run orf wiv dhe needul stikkler. I wud ate yoos to loos yoor Da-da to an evul wich tipe wiv no boobees ant a hooge wibbulee bott-bott hoo dwinks ant dwinks ant dhen gose ant purrforms opurratshuns on paw unsuskeptin annemuls
3. Beekuz I sais sew

I wil bee bak.....