Duz menee ov yoos eet dhe babbee burds I fink I muss bee a leetal moor rifynd, coz I preefur mee fud cuked

Bungee

Hello everyone - Bella here

I'm sorry I haven't been around for a while but it's been very sad here. My cousin Baglin has gone to the bridge - she went yesterday and we're all feeling bad. I've only known her for a year but Barns says she was around when he was a pup - he says she was almost 18!! She wasn't a springer but she was a bit naughty - just like us and we're going to miss her - I really need cheering up!!

I as bin notising dat I is de only one oo cheks de speeling on ere - it takes me agees you kno so I as deesided not to bodder dat is unless you all rather I stays moor laddylike. Wat does you all tink?

barks and licks - Bella

Deer Bella

I fink yoos shood spik owseva yoos wont to. Yoos iz oveeuslee a vwewy wel heducatid spagnol, butt I kin sea eet mussed tayk a lott ov thyme to cheque awl dhe spelins

Bungee

PZ

I iz sowwy abowt yor fwend, Bella butt I hop wee awl liv to dhat gwate age

Deer Beela,

I iz sedin yoos cooduls ant kizzez boot yoo shud nut be sad az yoor fwend az gon to dat wurm ant sunney plaice to be yung agin. She wil be wortchin ova uz orl ant maiking shore we behives owrselfs.....

Yoos iz a laidee ant shud onlee cheqwe yoor speelins iv yoos wunts to boot I ahapreesheate dat nut evrewon iz az pedauntik az me wiv grammer ant speelins

Stil wainin ear. I iz bord boot tiz neerlee tee-time,

Winston xx

Deer Bella,

I iz so vewy sowwy ur coosin Baglin az goon to da bwidge. I sendz u lot of coodals and pat pats. It vewy sad wen sumdogg goze to de bwidge. We misses dem vewy mooch But wen dey goze tode bwidge, dey iz yung agin an happy wif no owies.

I az etten too meny chewwies. Mom mom sai I az smelly bott bott. She sai I shud sweep on da floors. NOT

Bella, uuz not be so sad.

Yur fwend, Stinki Ernie.

Mr Winston

I deed sea yor reepli to Mommee's deerogurrtoree comint bowt me ant Charlee nut bein dhe bes-*test*-('") dawgees. I wood av weplyd, butt I didst nut warnt Mommee to no dhat I yoos er compoota I dus nut tink dhat shee wood lick eet

Butt fankyoo fur dhe vowt ov confeedinse

I iz sowy dhat yoos weel nut be abel to mayk eet to ar dawg show. I fink eef dhere woz enuff ov us, wee cood tayk owva dhe kayterrin Ant elp eet awl dhe fud

Bungee

Wee az to stik twogeva Bungee. I cud nut let yoor Mommy sai sooch fings aboot yoo, she maii bee rite aboot dhe Charlee dho Wher iz yoor dawg sho az I wil moolteemap it to sea iv wees cud go boot Mommy dus nut liks to kneegoateshake dat M25 devil rood ant dus nut git oup eerleigh.

I az ad a qwiet day. Mor wain ear ant Mommy fretenned to worsh my luggies az I av bin growin stoof in dhem ant she finks I luks a bit scrooffy Dhe sune caim out fur a bit sew we got owr pikturs taikin.......agin ant I fink Mommy wuz spiing on me wen I wuz wuffling eerlyer. I wil fint dat videeo ant iv I luks maskoolynne I wil post it oup laiteer.


Winston xx

Eef yoo gooogil PO20 8LZ yoo weel fynd dhe dawg sho. I fink eet weel bee a beet to far fur yoor Mommee to dwive Boot I nose yoos weel be wiv me in speereet Ant I wood snoofal sum fud fur yoos, boot eet mite gow a leetal foonee in dhe powst

Wee av ad dhe wain ear to. Dhe filds ar moodee ant wit agin Charlee duz nut mynd eet tho, ee iz awlways cooverd in mood. Ee az no clars

Mommee iz gowin away fur dhe wikend Sow Charlee ant I av to stay wiv a fwend, ant dhey downt av a compoota, sow I weel tork agin win wee ar bak at wurk

Yor fwend, Bungee

Hello everyone - Bella here

Thank you all for the cuddles and good wishes - I'm feeling better now.
I've got a funny story to tell - It's about silly Dad's so I'm sure you will enjoy it Winston.
One night last week Mum was going out with her friends and told dad he must cook his own food - he said he'd like lamb cutlets so she bought him some. I noticed that he wasn't very pleased with his food and when mum came home he told her the cutlets were horrible. Nothing more was said until a few days later when mum went in the fridge and found the cutlets - she said, 'these are your cutlets - what did you eat? - 'That other meat you bought', said dad. Guess what? - HE'D ROASTED AND EATEN OUR BONES!!!

The worst thing was we didn't get the cutlets in return - that wasn't fair was it?!
Does any one else have a dad this silly? - bet it makes you glad yours isn't about doesn't it Winston

Barks and licks - Bella

ps - I hope you do well at the show Bungee - it will make me very proud.

Ooooooo Beellaa!! Silly Da-da!! Ant vwerry unfare iv he ad yoor din-dins yoos shud ov ad is, shorlee? I orlwais noo it iz Mommies dat maik dhe wurld gose rond My Da-da stil livs ear, Beela, boot he az is oun bed wich iz gud az it meens dat me ant Dinks get to sleeps wiv Mommy orl dhe timez wivowt Da-da kickin uz orf wen he wunted nookee wiv Mommy (nut dat dat tuke vwerry long, we cud orlwais get bak on dhe bed wivin five minootes )

Udder noos iz dat wee iz orf to meat Antee Fran ant Oncul Simun fur sum lounch az dhay ar coomin to sea me!! Dat iz nut stiktlee trooe boot I liks to fink dat iz dhe reel reesun

Wher iz evreewon? Bungee?? Ow wus yoor show? Did yoos gose or did yoos staie wiv yoor fwend? Ar yoos bak in dhe orfise? Iz yoos bizzy keepin dhe poopster in line?

Titchee? Ow wuz yoor kold wetted noggin show?

Az eniwon sean Eerniee? I no I sent im sum wain boot I hops he iz alrite

allo mister winston itz noce dats ue get all dees oumands to come an vizit ues
aye az add a terrwibble weeknd me dad's tolds me orfs coz aye made a fuss a skene when he woz natterin to anoffer ouman wiv a pesky ivkle coca spankle , wells me oumans wox not!! paying meas any attunktion so i barrrks an baarrrks all da time

anywayssssssss he tolls me orf an says i woz norty sew ayes nibbled iz hand a ickle

he woz berry berry cwoss ans tolds me orf sum more !! huuumppph!

shuds aye packs me bags an fund a news lovin dovin ouse

Mac

Yoos kan cum ant livs ear Maccs, we az pluntee ov lurve to spred arownd

Sum oomuns git vwerry eggsited wiv dhe coco spankle tipes, I dus nut git dis az dhey kan be peeski ickul boogers. Far too biig fur dhair poors mefinks

It wuz luffley to sea Antee Fran ant Ooncul Simun turdaiy ant dhey did nut av dhose bunkers cavies wiv dhem

I az ulsew deevelooped sum spots on my tum-tums. Cud it bee aknee? Az I bin bitted? I iz nut shore boot Mommy sais dat she wil kepe er eyes on dhem fur me

Sleep gud my fwends xx

Hello Mac - Bella here

I tinks tis best you not nibble hans but I knows ow ard it is suntimes. When my mum gooms round my bum bum I growls ant spins round wit my tees out - I'm not scard but it minds me of oomans I lived wit as poopy when life was not gud. I manage not to bit but tis ard and not all oomans understands. You were wys to ask Winston - hes wery wys ant gis gud advice - yoo keep coming back ant we all elp you. When yoo reads udder letters youl see I usually cheks mi spellinks but Ive ritten this so you understand.

Hello Winston - Bella here
I hope you don't mind me giving a bit of advice to our new friend - he knows you're the boss and I'm just your girlfriend. Sorry about your spots - have you been eating chickens! cause there's something called Chickenspots and you might have caught that - are they itchy? Never mind you've got a wise mum and she will make you better but don't scratch them - I don't want a scarred boyfriend!!

How you heard how Bungee went on at the show - he's very quiet - perhaps he's disappointed with the result but he should know we'll all stick by him.

Barks and licks - Bella

Tiz ok Beela, I woz nut vwerry gud at givin Macca advises az I wuz preeokupied yesturdaii. My chikunspots ar a bit beeta turday ant dey dusnut ittuch boot ar a bit gween. I finks it iz mi alergee to sum tipes ov gwass

Macca, yoos shud nut bytes oomun ans I noos yoo joost wunts attentshun boot dhe barrkin fing iz beeta. I ulsew uoose a snooglin tekneek wher I poot mi kolt wet noogin into oomun ans ant maike snoofufling noizes. Yoos av to bee purrsistent dho. Ooomuns finks dis iz coot ant maike "arrhhh" noizes ant giv yoos fuzzels den I ulsew find dat liing on yoor bak wiv yoor tum-tums eggsposed wurks a tweet!

Hops yoor Dad iz now speekin wiv yoos, iv nut yoos sended im oup ear ant I wil sho im wat uz aggreeved spagnols ar liks az I wil stikkee oup fur mi fwends