Eeeeellllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo Mr W!

i iz sowy I int beed around ear much, I as beed very buzi corusein misscheef.

I as a pyggi likes dat grey won dat yu as but I dunt nose yu can gets dem in pink too! I is gunna hask fer one.

Honly problem is mine dunt grunt anymor, but I dust ave another toy wiv de bes-*test*-('") squeaker hever dat still sqeeks months hafter I did getted it from em lurvely hanty Gilly. Hit sqeaks loudhest in the middle hove the nite!

Dat beehive looks good Niknak, fing I is gunna get meself ones of dem!!!

Marlster!

Ello Awl yoos Springhairs!

I iz appee dhat yoos awl ad a gud wikend Charlee ant me wint fur a lorng wark wiv Mommee. I woz vwewy tiard, boot Charlee iz niva tiard

Mr Winston, wee licks yor peeg Wee wonts wun ov dhem! Mommee ses eef yoo surch fur 'Ultrastone' yoos kin fyned dhe buzzee beez ant lowds ov ovva toise

Wee iz vwewy lukky. Dhey av dheer toi storr ware Mommee wurks, sow dhey twy owt dhe noo toise on us

Wooofy, I liks yoor ikle moo, ant wonts wun ov dhem too Wee avint gott a ikle moo oar a peeg

Mac, I finks dhat yoo muss bee relaytid to Charlee Ee luks lick dhat sumthymes too

Ernee, I iz sowwy dhat yors Mom Mom ees nut appee Geev er a beeg coodal

Eet iz nise to sea sow meni spagnols on ear. Eet givs us sumting to do win eet iz awl wit & colt lick eet iz ear toady

Tork sewn

Bungee

Deer Makky,

Tis gud yoo iz on ear boot I finks dhat yoos missled dhe kapshun fur yoor piktur wich wus mor punto stilee az in "itz beehind yoos!!" az dher iz sumfink dat luks spagnol liks nixt to yoor televizshun

Deer Marlster,

Wot av yoos bin doin dat iz sew norty. Peeze shaire orl infurotshun az we cud lern sum noo twicks

Deer Bungee,

I wil goos shopin turmurrow fur dhe bizzy bee fing

Deer Eernie, peeze giv yoor Mommy a coodul frum me too! Ant I hops yoor bott bott iz alrite

Mii Mommy iz gettin udder my poors az she iz on skool hollydais oontil Sceptumber. Dis iz nut orl bad az we getz cooduls ant tweets ant mor warks boot it az wained and wained ear turday ant I dus nut liks gittin my poors vwerry wetz sew I pru-*test*-('")ees by sittin in my chare wear it iz wurm ant dwry

Tork sune xx

Mr Marlay,

Eet wer gud to hea fwom u. I hopes u bwing oos nu ideas fo spwinga mahem.

Mom mom sez fanku fo dee extwa coodles. She feewls betta. Eet wur joost a bad dai at wark.

My bott bott iz not gud. Oll oos boyz hav rooni bott bott. We as etten too meny chewies!!

Eet war vewy hot hea turday: 98f oosh We stez inside turdai. We wood lik sum off ur wain. It not wain hea fo a vewy wong times. Da gwass iz not soft no mowa. Der iz vewy leetil shaads in da garden, soze we do peepee an poops an cum stwait in.

Chip Chip wont a bizzee bee toi. I wonts a dwessing goon.

Bye bye,
yur fwend Ernie.

pz Robbie send his wegawds to miss Dinks

Mr W I AST NOT BIN NORTY!!!!!!!!!!

I dunt knows why yu finsk I as beed norty, I int a norty dog. I knows dis becoz wen i steals stuff and den takes it to jen and gives it to her she says gud boy! Der you go I is a gud lad hafter all!

Ok I dust have sum new tricks though! Firstly, did you nose yu can stand on yer kennel?


tis a much betterer view froms up der ( and I is finkin of goin over dat fence! ) I is praktisin standin der for wen dem peski putty cats gets on der and I'm gunna sneak up on dem. Yu nsoe de hover dey i wus in MY garden mindin MY own business and TWo of dem cheeeky fings camed and sat on MY fence! I ranned inside, put me glasses on the hend of me nose and checked the deeds and that fence at the back is defo mine, not theirs. OOO I is sooo mad at dem hand I tolded dem so!

Dis his not on fellas, we kneeds to stands up to dem peski putty cats!

ggggggrrr.....

Marlster
PS Ernie I did tryed to send yu sum of de rain but I must have haccidently put the henvelope in a puddle cos it got soggy, I will try again wiv a proper one.

Deer Marlster,

I iz sworree boot wen yoos sed yoos wus beein mizcheeveous I mizreded dat fur norty. Dat iz a mosed eggsullunt piktur ov yoos gardin yoor terratury frum dhe tops ov yoor kennul. Dus yoos aktooully uze yoor kennil dho? I az won joost liks it boot Dinks ant I uze it to keeps mices sew wen we gits bord we kan gose on a rumpaige

Peeze bee cairful wiv dhe pusskats ezspeshully wen dhey ar in pears az dhey kan bee evul fings

Deer Eeernee,

Peeze av sum ov owr wain. Yoos maii av sum turday az it iz brite ant sunney ere at dhe momunt. I hops yoor bott bott gets beeta sune, Mommy ulwais maiks me dwinks lotz ov worter wen my bott bott iz bad boot I seam to av devulopped a windy pops prublem...I finks ltoo mainee liva kakes did it I went to sit on mi chare ant I let won ripple boot I luked rond at mi bott az iv to sais "wher did dhat cum frum?" I finks I got awaie wiv it Mommy az pikked owt orl dhe blak tweets frum my tweets jar to givs me sew I finks windy pops iz gud!!

Speek leighter fweends

No Mr W, I dunt hactually use me kennel, it wos a tristmas pressi from me gwandma, I dunt know why, I'd have rarver ad a bone! Wat wood I use it for? I dunt sleep in coz I sleeps in de hoose, but hiv I did I wud be hup hevery few mins chasin dat cat!

I dust heat me dindins in der sometimes, so hevery tiems I gos in me garden I as to check hinside just hincase der is fud in der.

Yu is reet bout dem cats, ders louds ere, and sumtimes dey sits on me driveway too, I shouts as loud as I can through the winda but dey hignores me, hooowww rude!!!!!!

One times though I wur goin out for a wark and has we opened de front door the hevil ginger one wus sat in me garden....I had me long line on so Jen decdied to let it out a bit so I coudl get to the hover side of de gardin, my did dat gives him a fright!!!!! he dunt pooed there so much hanymore!

tells me summat Mr W - wat r de black tweets in yur jar and is dey different toose the rest?

Marlster!

Mommy's fwend sed dat dhe blak tweets av charrcool in dhem wich iz gud to absorp dhe wind sew I dus nut pop

It wained agin ere dis mornin ant Mommy levt dhe dor opin sew dher wuz a poodul in my kitshun

Tiz sunney now dho sew I iz orf fur a wark....wher did I poot my bootees?

PZ Mommy az ulsew asskd me ant Dinks iv we wud mind a forsta dawg as dat See Dove az won in nide ov a forster plaice, wat dus yoos orl finks???

Mr Winston

I fink dhat eet mite bee nise to av a forsta dawg to stay wiv yoos Butt wood ee eet awl yor fud Dhat mite nut bee sow gud

Wart iz ee lick? Iz ee a andsum spagnol, blak ant wyte, oar iz ee a moodee bwown wun Duz ee ware bootees, ant eet ooge bowns, ant av dwessin goons ant fings, oar duz ee lick moodee poodles

I fink yoos shood fink vwewy kerfoolee abowt dhis

Bungee

mista winstun...

the kenneel in owr gardin, is for the katfings! Pliz tell owr mum diz is rong! The ole is too smawl an onlee are noses can fit in to sniff

luv Roof an Stelly

Hewwo fewwo spwinga doggies, Ernie hea

Fanku so mooch for da wain. Eet iz mooch coola hea turdai. We iz sapposed to geet moa wain turdai.

I tinks dat iz a niz kitta kat howse. We az a kitta kat. He iz ornery, boot niz.

Mr Weenstone, I tinks a foster doggie mite be niz. We iz awl wesku doggies an we needed a home wonse. Owa fosta mommy wur vewy niz to oos and den owa foweva mom mom kum to git oos U kan teech impowtant tings dey need to no wen dey go to der foweva home. Lik not peepee in de hoose. Or poop. I iz shoor u mommy will giv u plinty off fuds, an extwa tweets if u iz niz to de poopie. Mebbe sum extwa toiz too. Mom mom say we will do diz ting sumdai.

I moost go now. Tanks awl agin for da wains.

Yur fwend, Ernie.

Av yoos orl toorned into Loode Grosemun??? Iz dhis a ho livs in a hoose liks dhis kompeetitshun??? Az orl dhe wain maid yoor bwains soggy???

I iz stil finkin aboot dhe forsta dawgie situatshun. I wunts to helps owt boot wiv FW* x-da-da hangin aroond orl groompy ant smellin ov cheep pies we iz nut sew shore tis a gud ideer

Roof ant Stelly yoos dus nut luke appy in dat piktur. Ar yoos ok? Mefinks yoos nide a kirculur sore to maik dat hole a bit bigga boot it tiz a pad in a rurial settin ant vwerry porsh fur spagnols, we iz, avtaorl, sooperear dawgies

Oh Meester Weenstone!

I has fogotten u has dada pwobwems. Mebbe anudda tim wud be betta. U moost be weddy to help u momma wen she neds u.

U iz a vewy wiz doggie wiff lots of larnin to sha.

U welacks an coodal u mom mom.

Ur fwend Ernie.

we woz not appy mista Wincetun...

yoo see that day my daddi ad put a fents up to stop us chaysin the katfing froo the naybors gardin - so we woz priznas!

We az been a bit norty tunite thoough... Mum did by us sum luvely new treeties, an she gived us one, then she put them away at the back of the workytop... but that pussykatfing did managed to nock em near the edge (he wonted to eet them but was unlucky!) an kwikly i did my hoofer trick and whoosh the whole packit woz goned - sucked into my ickle gob! mum did not knowed until Stelly tooked her the empty packit! She sez i iz norty an no treeties for a week...

dus yoo fink my mum is meen mr wincytun?


Roof

Na u nose wy I liks da kitta kat fing. He iz allays on da workytops (as u sai) an he nuks foodi tings on da fwor. Yom yom!! Mom mom gits mad at him nut oos!! We joost doin wat doggeses do!!

Dat iz tewwibal u iz pwisonas in ur own gawden, bekawz off kitta kat. Dey moost wern to wespekt spagnol turf.

Miss Dinks,

We kun hea babbie burdes in nixt yawd. I hope dey fwop ova da fents. yom yom!! We iz norti merderin boys Babbie burde wif chewwies oon top!!