I finks dhat dhe gud weefur iz plaiin havuck wiv yoor temurrmunts wiv Beela coodlin wiv er mowff ful ov berd ant Eernee widdin on iz Mom...wat nest???

Dinks az bin merdeerin agin to. She cort a ickul blakberd in dhe gardin ant poot it at Mommys feet wen she wuz anging owt dhe lornderee. Mommy did nut see dhe berd ontil she livtid oup dhe bazkit! Dinks wuz vwerry peezed wiv erselv boot Mommy liks dhe gardin berdies ant wuz nut too peezed wiv Dinks boot gav er a coodul aniiwais. I got a coodul too, joost fur bein me ant orl andsum az I iz.

Mommy az ad er airkut ant iz az chaigned cooler to. My fur dus nut chaigne cooler wen I iz klippd ant Mommy iz now dhe cooler ov Dinks. I fink she shud ov gune blak ant whyt liks me, meeselv!

We az joost ad owr evuning wark ant Dinks az dun it agin boot dhiz time Mommy ad dhe camurah. Yoo wil see me luking vwerry disgoostid in dhe bakgrownd....





Ant ear she iz now:



Dis thyme it woz a babie berd dhat ad forlun owt ov itz nesst ant it twoz alredily deded boot Dinks wunted it ant wud nut giv it oup....wel ownlee wen Mommy ovvered er sum tweets. It moost bee sumfink aboot dhe ladee dawgs. Do dhey liks aving fings in dheir mouffs???

I ad to wiet in dhe kitchun az I wos wuffling at Dinks az I wuntid to finush mi warkies

Mommy woz a ikkul bit fed oup az we wer supozed to be pickling olderflours fur sum champain dhat Mommy wuntid to maik ant now she wil av to doo it toomurrow. She wuz gowin to maik sum lavindar kookies too boot I mai av peed on dhe onlee ripe lavindar in owr gardin

Speek sune xx

Crunch crunch RIP baby birdy

Good find says stinky Titchy Springer

Me daii turdai sew fur.....

Mommy az bort me ant Dinks a bown eesh....










I iz a ikkul bit groompy wen peepul cum neer mee



Kan yoos sea y I wun dhe waggliest bott bott compeatitshun?? Peeze exkuze mii coffin boot it iz divikult to groombul ant eet bown at dhe saim time wivowt chookin on mi own salliver

I is sworree dhat yoos mit git knek akhe wen yoos watshes it boot Mommy az nut wurked owt how to rootait my videeoh yet Boot izunt I muchho

Mommy sais dhat I iz orl mouff ant no akshun. I finks dhat dis moost bee a kompleemunt as mii fourmor Da-da woz no gud in dhe mouff akshun or dhe pant akshun deepurtmunt ploos I kan moolteetassk

I carnt cee you grumblin mR.Winstone I dunt finks dat the videow as loaded up proper onto de pooter'

Tilly Woo

I iz sorwee Tilly! I finks it maii bee set az a privet shoo

I wil fixx it nowe

Doos it wurks now???

I az to gow bak to me bown fur a bit......

oooo Mr Winston, you does sound rather frightening, you must not get all upsets , when you did cough i expected to see a birdy fly out.

Yooooooo Hooooooooo Meesta Winistun ....... S'meeeeee Millie Minx!

Mummy did play yur pickchure show wiv sownds and I reeelized it woz yew!

Yew sownd veery secksie and yew iz lukkin gud too

Silly Sam did heer yew and did runned into da kitshen to Mummy - he iz sutch a wosss Bet he wud have runned away frum Dinks birdy treet too

The tuna bred instrukshuns are on ther Spring Thing web payge then chews Willow's Kitshen

Iz yur mummy going to use the mycrowwave at lung last then


Got to gow now mummy and Sam ar cumming bak

xxx

Mr Winston, tiz me, Bungee. Dey iz dhe beegist bowns I av evur sin R dey fwom an helifant

I iz sowy I az nut bin ear fur a beet, butt I az bin bizy wiv dhe wippa snappa. I weel tel yoo awl sewn

Bungee

Mr Weenstone,

Dem bownzes luks lik dem iz fwom a mastadoon!! Or mebbe a wahl. De iz de beegest bowniez I haz eva seen!! U an Dinks iz vewy looki. I tinks I wud be gwoombly too.

Robbie senz a message to miss Dinks. He say she bootiful an not luk a day ova 4. Hubba hubba.

It wer vewy hot usterda an we had a big boomboom storm. Now it iz vewy cowld an wet.

Mom mom say I moost go. It iz tim fow warkies.

by by for now

Ur fwend Ernie.

pz miss Dinks, We awl tinks ur berdi pictas iz woondaful Chip Chip iz lookin fur a berdi to pway wif. I tinks u dos it so da berdis slid down betta!! We liks to suuck on dem too.

Mii bowns ar vwerry lerge ant dhey keeps uz bizzee fur a gud weak or too. Wel oontil we taiks dhem oup dhe gardin ant dhen furgits wher we levts dhem Mommy sais dhey ar coo bowns frum dhe ferm shoppe. Dhey av bin roosted ant dhe ar gud fur a bott bott cleer owt.

Yezturdai I ad an eggpeeriants wiv a Lassoo Aspoo dawgie. He iz vwerry regul ant corled Uff Uffs. Aniwais he iz nut keane on worter, mood, gwass ant, git dis, he dus nut gruvel fur ooman fud!!! He orlsew az a bole ov bisquits on his flore dhat he goses to wen he iz a bit peekish wich is nut orl dhe time. Doo we finks dhat he iz pawley? I dus nut finks he iz a dawg. I fort iz bweed naim soonded liks won ov dhem porsh tipes ov teebags

I moost goe ant lpz Mommy turdai az she az to wash er bedcloths az Dinks woz ick on dhe in dhe nite. Dinks snoars wiv er mouff opin ant I finks she swollowed a spidee ant chokked ant woz joost a ickul bit ikkie. Ploos Mommy sais we kan maik sum kokkee turday too az we av bin gud poops dhiz weak.

Tootle Pipps Mii Fwends xx

Eeernie, hopes dher ar luts ov pooduls to run in avter yoor wet weefer.

Bungee, I hops dhe wippa snippa trainee iz gowin alrite. It wud be gud to see pikturs ov dhe too ov yoos

Deer Mills, fanks for dhe compleemunts ant I wil find dhe reecipee fur dhe toona brid boot I iz nut shore dhat Mommy wil use dhe mikrowarve I av onlee seen er heet oup wax in it resentlee....I iz nut shore wat Mommy dus wiv dee wax boot she dus nut cum neer me wiv it!!!

Ello awl, tiz me, Bungee.

I iz waytin to gow ome. Sow iz Charlee. Tonite wee av to gow to dawg trayneen.

Dhe ooman az cum to ar owse agin, an ee iz pweezed wiv Charlees pwogwess, butt ee finks eet wood nut hert fur us to gow to dhe clarsis togevva. Ear iz a piktur ov us waytin to gow. We iz in dhe tee rume at Mommee's wurk.



I weel tel yoo awl aboot dhe traynin toomorerow.

Yoor fwend, Bungee

Hello Bungee,

Ernie heer. I tinks u an da whippa snappa will lik twaynen. Wen I wents to twaynen dar wer lots off tweets involved. An u din't af to do mooch to gits dem.

Da kookoo oomans iz mekin boom booms at nite. Dey lites leetle sticks and dey go BOOOOM! Sum meks big spawkelies. Mom mom say it som beeg Mewican howiday. I tinks we gets bigg tweets on Fwiday. We iz beein bwave dogges.

I hopes u liks twaynen

U moost tells us ho it goos.

U fwend, Ernie.

Deer Bungee,

Yoos av an eggsexcutive chare!! Boot yoos lukes a ikkul bit groompy in dhat piktur. Ar yoos alrite wiv dhe Charlee?? He iz qwite a ansum poopies fur a livantwhyte won Ow did twaining gose?

Deer Eernee,

Dhe boom bangers ar fur dhat big Mwerikun sellebrashun ov dhe forff ov Joo-lie, wen Merika got independabul, or incontinentul, or inkomprihensibul or sumfink. I liks bang boomer bang bang, sew dus Mommy and sew dus Dinks. Do yoo finks yoo cud get pikturs? Injoy yoor tweets


Sum nut gud noos iz dhat Dinks ad a grarse been in er poor sew er poor got soor ant FW* tuk Dinks to see FF**, dhe fomur needul sticker, ant wud nut let Mommy goses sew Dinks wuz frittened. FW* ulsew lied az he sed he had foned dhe sirjeree fur an appuntmunt boot he hadnut az Mommy checkid. He iz joost bein spitful. Dinks wuz vwerry oupset ant cryed wunce dhe seede ad bin takun owt boot FW* wuz oup dhe poobe oontil 2am dhiz mornin ant dhen he wokez uz oup at 5.30am.



I dus nut liks FW* eneemor ant I az takin to growlin at him joost to worn him to bee pleesunt to Mommy az she iz soopeerieer to him in sew manee waiis!!!




*FW iz dhat wroode frase dhat Mommy uooses fur owr Da Da dhat iz takun frum Bwigit Joanses Dairy
**FF iz dhat wroode frase frum Free Weedings ant a Foonural fur dhat womin dhat Hou wiv dhe florpee hare nearlee marreed