WINSTON!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you please write a book and if you do can I have a signed copy please, if ever I want cheering up I read your blogs, you are brill

Sandy x

Boongee!!

Det iz a woondafool poolie!! I liks it. I showeded eet to my mom mom an she say she twy to find oos boyz wun. I liks all de peecturs too. Charlie iz a hansum man dog.

I ezz vewy egzited. I iz wepwesenting spwingas at de foondwaisa fo homwess doggies an kittis. I neds to tek a baf an git all hansum. I iz awso wepwensenting weskoo doggies an so I wonts pooples to no we iz vewy goood. I az a speshiil tooxedo ti I iz goin ta wea. Dis iz foamal occazion.

We has a chewwi twee in da garden. Der is lots of chewwies on da gwound. I tink I has et too many. I has farty bott bott. Chip Chip stand on his hind legs an weech oop an pick dem. Chip Chip, he vewy bwave. He lieps tawl tings ina singal boond!!

Nite nite to awl da bwave spwingas in da worald.

Ur fwend Ernie.

Mr. Winston and all my friends - It's Bella here.

I haven't forgotten about the photos but I've got a bad worry at the moment about my cousin King the greyhound. I've told you about his funny bladder and the pictures being sent to the special big needle sticker - well he hasn't seen anything like them and wants a special look. So tomorrow poor King is spending the day with him and having an em-are-eye scam - I don't know what it is but he's got to go to sleep while they do it. I'm very worried what they might find cause I love King - he's my scrirrel chasing pal. Will you all send special doggie thoughts please - I know he's only a greyhound but he's a very special one.

Barks and licks - Bella

I av sum stuvs to katsh oup on...

Furstlee, Sandee, I finks dhat yoos iz a Oomun ant shud nut be rweeding mi blog unlezz yoos iz rweediong it fur one ov yoor spangnols oo maibee disleggsick. Dhat iz dhe roole on ere. We av ad K. A. T. Z. triing to infultrait ant wee dus nut tolurat dhem neever.

Bungee, yoor poole luks fabtaztik boot I iz consirned dhat it iz in dhe shaip ov an appul. Dhis iz a froot ant nut appeelin to uz dawgs.
I az appul tweez in mi gardin ant I did eet sum wonse boot it maid me a bit percooliar. Mommy sed dhat dhe appuls wer furmuntin in mi tum tumz ant I wuz a ickul bit pizzuled. I finkz dhat I wuz fine ant nut at orl confuddled. I did sleepz vwerry wel dho, dhat nite.
I fink mi bown shaiped wonz wer a beeta ideer. I iz ulsew attraktid to yoor pink ballz dho
Dus Charlee reelize dhat iz bott bott luks big in dhat boosh? He iz proovin to bee a yung munster ov a spagnol, cud yoos peese git im bak inlyne beefur he givz uz orl a norty repootatshun.

Eernee, I iz peezed to speek wiv yoo ant ear ov yoor gud werk in dhe wesqueue comoonitee. I finks we shud orl do owr bit fur dhose udder dawgs owt dhere ant I iz peesed to fink dhat we ar repwezented in Merika by yoos. I dus nut fink dhat dhiz rechoirs a baff dho
I az bin spindin mi pokkit monee again ant av purrchaised a furst ade kit fur mi kar ant dhis meens, akkordin to Sods Lore, I wil nut urt meselv eva agin! I iz quit likin dhis Sod persin wiv is lores az he ulsew finds me ditshses ov muddy wortar avta I az bin to dhe grummers. Fank yoos Antee Selleena, fur elpin me spind sum ov Mommy's monee on me ant Dinks ant elp owt sum spangnols in dhe prucces.

Katch oup wiv yoos sune xx

PZ I fort dhat Beela ad prumizzd uz sum pikturs. Shorelee it dus not taik ladee dawgs dhat long to git weddy fur a foto-shoot

PZZ I iz ulsew a bit anoied wiv dhe Oomun fixaitshun wiv owr bott botts. Dher iz a fred aboot owr whyt poo (I wuz goin to yoos a wyming werd dhen ) ant anudder won aboot owr anull glanse. Shorelee Ooman kan fink ov mor eggsiting fings in dhere dai liks duks, gwass, wortar, fud, bisquits, kookees, warks, mud, fud, fud, mud ant dhe fiscull fluktooatshuns ov dhe Hang Seng Markit........

I iz on won todaii. Dhat iz I iz on won ov dem soup bix fings. I az adoptid sumfink dhat I fownd on anudder furom:

Dhe Fings dhat Oomun doo to Pish Orf Dawgs

'1' Blaminn yoor winddee popz on me..... Not foonny... Not foonny at orl !!!








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'2' Showtin at me fur barcking. I IZ A DAWG






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'3' Taikin me fur a wark, dhen nut lettin me chekk stuvv owt.



Eggsaktly ouse wark iz dhiz eneewais?






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'4' Enee twick dhat involez balunsing fud on mi noggin. Stop it!







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'5' Enee arecut dhat invovez bowes ore wibbonz.

Now yoo noos why wee choos yoor stuv oup wen yoo iz nut in dhe hoose.






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'6' The slite ov and, faikin fetsh frows.

Yoo fuled a dawg! (Boot ownlee fur a sekund or we pwetunded dhat yoos did)

Whoooo Hoooooooo wat a prowd momunt fur dhe top ov dhe fud chane. (Lik yoos finks yoo iz)






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-7- Taikin me to dhe needul stika fur 'dhe snipe',

Den akting sirprized wen I freek owt everee timez we gose bak dhere!





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'8' Gettin oupset wen I snuffuls the crutches ov yoor gests.

Sowree, boot I ave nut qwite musterd dat andzhake fing yet.






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'9' Dog joompers. Ello ??? Aveu't yoo notissed dhe fur?

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'10' Ow yoo akt disgoostid wen I likk meselv.

Luke, we bofe nose dhe troof. Yoos iz joost jellose.

Winston, I needed to gives u a warnin, i az a firsty aid kit but me mum got it all rong, she didn't squirt the thirsty aid in me mouth, she did squirt it in me eye, how's that meant to stop me being firsty, these two legged ones know nuffink I tell ya. Watch out and be careful when it arriveds wiv you.

I iz nut appee I ad powstid sumfink ant eet az gorn

I weel twy agin

Eet iz abowt dhe wippa snappa, Charlie. Mommee ad dis ooman cum to sea us. Ee woz a beet foonee, ant I fink ee warchis too menee epizowds ov dhe dawg weespurrher

I thort dhat I wood play a long wiv im, butt Charlie, ee iz stoopid, ant now Mommee tayks im to dawg traynin clarsis. She ses ee az a lott to lern Dhe bad fing iz dhat I git leffed on my own wen dhey gow owt

Av anee ov yoo bin to dawg traynin Iz eet a gud fing to do?

Bungee

Boongee, my fwend,

Twainin cwasses kin be good. My mom mom teks oos to cwikka cwasses. We gose an do sits an downies an stoof. Da bist pawt is da tweets. We gits lots of da vewy bes-*test*-('") tweets to do dese leetel tings. She tinks we vewy smawt an we iz too. It is good time to git awone time wit mom mom. We gose to icecweeemie shop afta ward if I dose a good job. An u gits to meet lots of doggie fwends. Some of my vewy bestes fwends ar fwom doggie school. An u gits to go bye bye too. Der is lots of good tings when u go to twainin cwasses. Joost wememba u iz da doggie an dey iz da ooman an we iz more cweva. We iz twainin dem.

Da vewy fust ting Boongee iz to luk at u ooman. Tink-- giv me dat tweet. Giv me dat tweet. All of a sudden mom mom kin hea me tink and she mek dat cwick an I meks hur give me dat tweet. It iz tewepafy. Or mebbe hippo tisma. I haz mom mom hippo tizeded

Mr Weenstone,

I agwee aboot da tings dat mek oos doggies mad. All dem tings We iz pwoud beestes. An oomans tink way too mooch aboot owa butt butts.

Mr Winston sertenlee az gott it rite Speshilly dhe ferst wun.....dho dhis iz dhe gud fing bowt avin a bruvva....i luke at im now

Hello everyone - Bella here

I've got good news today. My cousin King is back from his em-are-eye scam and the news is not bad. The big mass was his bladder - he was born with it in a very funny place - his little lump doesn't need anything doing with it unless it changes - so that's great. But, he's got a damaged 'record' in his spine - I think that's what they called it - anyway it's making him hurt and he's got to have needles stuck in twice a week for four weeks - they call it ack-you-puncher - and he can't do any running for 6 weeks - that's like I was so I've told him to get swimming cause it cured me but he's scared of water and says he's not doing it. Never mind I'm just glad he'll be ok.

Talk more soon and I'll get the pictures sorted now I can stop worrying.

Barks and licks - Bella

Oh Bella! Ernie here

Dat iz good to hear aboot use fwend King. Dat moost mek u vewy happi

Me an me brudda Chip az been onda da wedder. We wents to da needal stikka an he do stwange tings. Mom mom teks us oot back an say pee pee! An I liftes my leggie to pee an sum lady stick a gwass on my wot-sie an tek my pee!! Den dey discoos ma pee. I dont no aboot dis. I tink dat vewi persunul. Dey sez me an Chip Chip az oo-ti-eyeses. Mom mom tink she cweva an say owa medeesin is one sausage in da moning an one in da everning. I iz on to hur. She stooof a pill in de sausage. I dosnt mind. Our wot-sie feew betta. an we gits sausages!!

Bella littel ladi, we waitin fur dem purdy pictas!

Yur fwend Ernie.

I iz vwerry peezed to ear gud noos aboot Kingg. It az bin a sad weak in mi dawgy wurld az I az bin heerin aboot a foow ov mi fellouw kanines dhat av gune to dhat Brwidge. I nos dhat dhay ar orl munded and yung now dho boot dhey orl mizz dheir famillys ant wil wotch ova uz orl













Cum on Beela, I nides sum pikturs to chear me oups!

Hello Winston, Ernie and all my friends - Bella here

Thank you for caring about King and I'm very sorry you are having a sad time with your old friends - you know sometimes I worry about Barnie - after all he's nearly 14.

I'm really sorry about the photos but the holiday ones were not very interesting so I'm just getting some more. I've been doing a lot of gardening and I'm getting some of that - I'm a very good gardener you know - I dig and brush up with my paws and carry things in my mouth - Mum loves it, well she must do cause she keeps saying 'Oh Bella!'. Yesterday, Mum had a pile of big branches and while she was busy with something else I was very helpful dragging them all down the garden - I started to eat them but mum said we had a shredder for that and dragged me away.

I've got something funny to tell you - a trick I played on Mum. You know that siamese cat I live with - well he's very busy with birds at the moment and when he's finished he gives me a suck of them - mum doesn't like it and takes them away - Well last night I went in the garden, found one and held it in my mouth just right then I went in and got by mum with my head on her knee and had cuddles. After a few moments I lifted up my head and smiled at her with the birds legs sticking out my mouth - you should have seen her jump!! Why don't you try it - it's fun.

Barks and licks - Bella

ooooo Bella, I really needz to try this game, unfortunadelly my cats aren't clever at catchin birds I as to do it for dem, but I likes big birds down der fields, I'd really like to have a suck of a littlun, I oes I can get der not very cleva cats to catch us one

Titchy Monkey

Bella dat soonds lik a woonderfol game. Deed yur mom mom skweem wif delite?

Meester Weenstonie. Eet iz vewy sad when kaininzes hav to go to dat bwidge. Mom mom tolls oos aboot brudda Casey, an sista Ewlsie. Dey iz at de bwidge waiting for mom mom. Der soom kitta kats waiting owlso. I tinks of brudda Robbie. He iz old doggie.

I hadz my speechial day at de Salty Doggie Festeevol.

I had a big day deeskusing de wesku commuunity wiff peepals and doggie. I wur a vewy good doggie. I smile and sit and lets loots of peepals tooch me. I wur vewy egzited. I wus afwaid some doggie wur goin to teks me mom mom fwom me, so I mek my mark on mom mom's leggie. I payed on hur leggie. She loov me anaway an she larfed.

I weeds aboot da doggies dat wents to da bwidge. Dey woos vewy mooch luved too.