Hello Mr Weenstone,

My brudda Robbie is havin a betta day. He wars his dia-pee so he not leeks in de hoose or wetteds mom mom's beddi bye. It is a vewy manly garment wif a hooman man-pad inside. Mom mom mek it fo him wif owd boojeeens. We not no fo sur ho owd Robbie iz. He iz a weskuu spwinga. Da needl stikka say he iz mebee 13. He iz a vewy nis fewwa, an onwy is groompy wen de kitta kat kum awound wen we iz westin in mom mom's beddi bye. I liks da kitta kat. He not evol. He liks to koodl lots.

I iz a yung poopie too. I tink I iz mebee 5. I iz nut shur. I iz a weskuu spwinga lik Robbie. Robbie an me kum togeda fwon da weskuu. My babbi brudda Chip Chip, he onwi mebee 2 or 3. He iz a wesku too. Chip Chip iz koo-koo doggi.

I tink we iz vewy looky poopies. We haz lots of kongs an toys an big cwates an a vewy nis needle stikka. I dosn't pway wif toys. I dusn't no how.

Mom mom say she luk it swimmie pools tomowow. We iz egzited. We not sur wot to do, bot mom mom say she hep oos.

Torks lata
Yur fwend Ernie

Ello Awl Tiz me Bungee.......I iz bak fwom me olidais I az bin kippin up wiv awl yor powsts.

Mr Winston. Pleeze can I av yor resipee fur dem biskits? Dhey luke sow gud

I steel av a lot ov fings to do, butt ear ar sum pikturs ov me ant dhe wipa snapa, Charlie.

Dis iz us on a wark

I leed, ee fallows

Ant ear we ar at ome

My seet, ant iz seet


Akchew alley ee iz nut awl dhat bad ee iz jussed a yungun

Ear is a nise wun ov us

Mee, ant im


Moor pikturs sune

Bungee

I iz peezed to sea dhat yoo av dhe higharachy sortid owt wiv dhe gardin chares

I iz eggspictin moar pikturs sune peeze, Bungee.....

I wil git Mommy to emale my resipee to yoor Mommy. I dus nut fink yoor kookees wil be az gud az mine az I av a speeshul cuttar dhat maiks dhem into bown shaipes


Com to fink ov it, I kneeds to naik sum mor......


Eernee, Enee noos on dhe pool fur yoor gardin? How iz Wobbie doin now? I iz vwerry peezed to ear dhat yoo weskue spagnols ar bein lukd avta ovar dher in Merika ulsew

Fank yoo, Mr Winston.

Ware deed yoo git dhe bown cuttar? I wans wun too

Mr Winston

I av deesided dhat Charlie, my noo bruvva, iz nut weerly a Spagnol at awl I fink ee iz a peeg. Ee duz snawt ant grunt ant skweel jus lick a peeg Dow ee duz luke lick a Spagnol, peehaps ee iz in disguys

Bungee

I gut it frum a shope....cilly!

My wcipee iz diz:

Sum liva aboot forundred ant fivity grums
Sum holeweet flowr aboot nineundred grums
Sum oates aboot tooundred ant twinty-fife grums
Tree tabulspins ov vegitabul stok
Too eggz, beetin oup
Ant aboot wonundred ant fivity grums ov worter

Wat yoo doos iz wizz oup dhe liva in a wizzee mashene. Poot into a vwerry big boul wiv orl dhe udder stuv ant mush it togeva until it iz dooey. Dhen yoos rol it owt ant yoos yoor bown coutter to maik dhe bisquits. Poot into dhe arga to kook until ard. Dhen let dhem kool ant eet dhem. Repit until yoo iz ful!!

I iz huping fur a wcipee frum Oncel Sam ant dhe Minx fur sum Toona Brid....... Haz eniwon got animor wcipees I cud twy??

I dus nut fink Charlee iz a peeg, Bungee? I finks he iz a spagnol as he seams to liks ditshes liks sum ov dhe less sofistikated spagnols doos....he iz, avtaorl, a brun ant whyt spagnol ant nut a mor enterlektuol ant jentelmunly blak ant whyt

Fanks sow much fur yoor wcipee. I iz goin to git Mommee to showpin rite dhis minet. I weel awlso tel er to twy ant git a bown cuttar, bott I av niva sin wun ov dhem

Tork sewn

Bungee

I wil poot it on my shopin lizt fur my Mommy to gits won wen she iz next shopin....fur somfink udder dan shoos!!! Dhen I wil pozts it to yoos xx

Dhat iz wierly kyned ov yoos, Mr Winston.

Duz yoor Mommee git dhe shoos fur yoos I av sin awl dhe pikturs of dhe poorware ant I fink dhe pink wuns ar dhe best Do dhey cum in faws

I fink dhe yella wuns lukes cule fur poodling in dhe see Mommee az pwintid a piktur ov awl yoor poorware,to show er fwends. I fink yoo cood start a pwofiterbil bizniz if yoos woz to markit dhem

Bungee

Hello everyone - it's Bella

I'm back from my holiday and it was really good. I've been swimming in some very, very big water - it was strange because it made a bit of a growling sound and sort of ran at me but Barns said it would be alright 'cause he's been in it lots of times. He was right and I swam and swam - most dogs just went at the edge but I went where it was very deep - I think mum was a bit worried.

One thing was bad - that lead work!! I need some help cause I can't do it and mum says if it doesn't get better I'll have to go to dog borstal cause I'm making her hand sore and people think I'm a stupid dog when I pull so hard. I can't help it when there are things I want to look at and there were lots on holiday. Can any of you help me?

I've been catching up on all the news - you've all been very busy with the shoes and cooking - Do you think the shoes would suit me, I could fancy a pair of really girly pink ones.

I'll get my pictures up soon
Barks and licks - Bella

Welcum home Beela! I iz gladed dhat yoos az ad a gud tim in dhe see. Az fur dhe lead wark, I iz nut too shore az yoor Mommy's prublum. Yoos iz leeding her aren't yoos? She iz awure ov dhe roole dhat yoos leeds ant she fullows?? I fink dhat maibe it iz yoor Mom dhat needs mor leed twaining

I iz luking furwurd to dhe olidai pikturs.....ar yoos luking orl wet'n'wilde???

Luv frum a Ormunol Winston xx

ERRO Dhis iz mee, Charlie

I az snuk on ear coz Bungee iz stuk owtside, ant I iz stuk in ear wiv Mommee. Ee weel nut lick mee cumin on dhe poota

I finks I iz gonna bee vwewy hapee ear, speshillee win I can git at dhem duks Dhat iz y I iz stuk in ear Mommee az poot a baybee gayt oop at dhe daw ov er orfis, ant I av to bee in ear wiv er

Eet iz vwewy fwustraytin....I can sea dhem duks bott I carnt eet dhem

Bungee iz cumin, muss gow

Charlie

Deer Charlee,

Tiz gud to eer dhat yoos iz gowin to be appee at Bungee ouse, boot peeze weemebeer dhat it iz joost dhat....Mr Bungee's ouse. Yoos shud sho im sum respekt ant yoos shud arsk fur purrmisshun to be on is compoota too.

Az fur duks, yung man, dhay ar nut to bee triffled wiv espeshully dose big whyte wons corld swuns az dhay kan bee viskoos. Dhay onlee duks yoos shud av ar dhe krispee arrowmatik wons dhat cum wiv pankaikes ant ploomb sorce. I kan furowly rekomund dhese sort espeshully on a Frydai nite...

Mor pikturs wud be gud too. Torkin ov witch, where iz dhe pin=oup girlee erselv? Madam Beela....where iz yoos???

Winston xx

Ello Mr Winston

Now I az gott dhe wippa snappa orf dhis compoota I az sum pikturs fur yoos.

Eet woz ot dhe udder dhay, ant coz Charlie licks to gow in dhe warta, Mommee az gott us a leetel pule fur dhe guard-den.



Funnee dhat, butt Charlie duz nut lick dhe pule Sum spagnols av no clarse

Dhen Mommee poot my bawl in dhe pule....well, I ad to git eet













Gott eet Nowtis dhat dhe peenk wun iz my fayvoreet

Moor sewn

Bungee

Ant ear iz sum ov dhe wippa snappa Ee licks to ide i dhe booshis







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