Hello all, Ernie berns here.
I has had a most ekzitin day turday. Mom mom tuks me to ogilaty twial!!!!!

I haz neva been befor an it wus ekzitin. Oh my, I wunts to do dat. She tolls me if I stoody weal hard I kins go an wun awound too. I has alots to wern fust. I needs to do sumtin cald wecall? I know my sits an downs. I nose aways awittle.
I sees lots of dogges, but onwy one spwinga. I nose hur too. She don't like me.

She not vewy nice to me. I arsked mom mom if I smells fooni or if I not hansum. Mom mom say she not like any dogges. I joost glad I not smell fooni.
Mom mom say she goin to so me a dwessin goon wif my nam on it. Dat so I keeps warm at de ogility twial an looks pwofeshooonal.
I is tired now. I has had a big day an I iz vewy happi.