Dinks shud av won dhe Grate Sosage Compitishun boot she got obsezzed wiv dhe fakt she fort dhay ad iddun sosages udder dhe plates sew spent alot ov timme snufflin fur sosages ant nut eetin dhem. I wil azk er iv she wud poze fur Barns leighter ant I wil av mi piktur takun too!!

I hop dhe swimininin iz stil ok fur yoo. Av yoos bin triin dhe grate eskape agin??

To arl mi Spwinga fwends dis a vewy beeg day hea at de angooll house.

My little bwudda Chip Chip (da tewwibel) is now a man doggi. He is tree yeas old and turda he cok hees leegi to paay for da vewy furst tim. Robbie an me is vewy pwoud. He wer a leetel slow to cok, but he now a man doggie. arrrr. Mom mom had a leetle teaw in hur i. Hur babbi a man dooggie now.

I nose dis wer a beeg topic in Spwinga behaviourss. It neva too lat I gess.

Best regards, yur fwend Ernie.

mom mom tinken aboot openin dat ting cald de bar?

ps Dinki, Robbie Bobbie Bibbly Bip, he 12. Vewy nice gentleman doggi.

I stil dus nut cok mi legg ant I iz neerlee 6 yeers olt!

I finks dhat free in dhe mornin iz a bit too eerlee or a bit too latte to opun dhe bar, I finks dhat wee shud av sum pikturs ov yoos owt dhere in Merika......

Ello Mr Winston

Eat as apenned Mommee iz gitin a noo dawg Shee ses eat weel bee my noo bruvva, bott I jus nows he weel tayke awl my tings

Ee iz cumin on Mundai. Duz yoo tink ee weel av to slip wiv me Duz yoo slip wiv Dinks

I iz nut shore dat I wont a bruvva

Bungee

Oh Meester Weenstone I hopes we hasn't offindod u. U vewy wise man doggie.

Bungee, it will be ok wit noo brudda. Mebee noo brudda doggie not lik toys. I dosnt like toys. Chip Chip and Robbie liks toys, bot dey dosn't fite. I liks to sleep wit my mom mom or my olda brudda Robbie. I bet u gits to coll da shots.

Turda I lern I lik baabi burdi yomm yomm yommy yomm. I kitch one an croonch it op. Chip Chip tooks away fwom me. Mom mom in gardin yellin at oos. Chip Chip gets it all de wa down except for feeties and den mom mom ketch him an teks it out uf his mouf. She tro our pwiz in wats u colls da bin. Wot a wast of goood pooltre.

We tells hur we wants raw, we wants raw!!

We is gettin or hares kut turda. It gittin vewi hot. I gets to go to doggi show an be only spwinga. Dey colls it meet da bweed. I moost have good hare kut.

ps. it woosn't a pwetti singi burdi. Eet woos nasty blak poopi burdi.

Ur spwinga fwend, murderin Ernie

Wraw, Eernee...yoos wontz yoor din dins wraw???? I mouch preefur mine kooked. I dus nut liks wraw fud ant I av spitted owt wraw chuck az it az a foonee textdchor.

Ow iz yoor harekut? Dus we gits to sea a piktur?

Deer Bungee, Tis gud to av a brudda or sizta az yoos kan gung oup on yoor Mommy at din dins timez ant tork to eech udder. Yoos wil reellee liks it. It iz nut kompoolsorree to slep wiv im. I finks yoos shud av sepurute bedz
Pikturs ar needid wen ee arrivs peese ant intrudooce im to uz!

Hello Bungee - This is Barns - Bella's brother

I can understand why you are worried old man - I felt the same when I knew Bella was coming - But it's ok. You just n eed to make sure you are the boss dog - I find looking them straight in the eye with a low growl works best. When Bells came she thought she was boss so I had to teach her. Now she is respectful of me and if I can do it at nearly 14 I know a spring chicken like you won't have any probs.

How -de- do Winston old man. Now I hope you don't mind an old chap like me poking my snitch in with a bit of advice for a youngster. I know you're very wise but sometimes an old timer has some useful hints.

I think Bella has told you about my raiding the bin and you said about the white cupboard - well I do know about that but our mum put a lock on it years ago when I lived with my special old girl Sasha. I always check it first and only if its locked do I resort to the bin!! - its better than nothing - but I am getting in a lot of trouble recently and Bells is no help - between you and me she's a bit of a tell-tale and runs to mum when I get going - she'll have to have a few lessons.

toodle-pip for now - your old mate - Barns

Tix gud to eer frum yoos Barns, az expeerensed spagnols ar vwerry vwerry wise to fings ov owr wurld.
I do udderstand aboot dhe hole bin fing boot I fink wiv orl dhis stoof aboot reesikulin dhat we, dhe spagnol commoonitee, shud be prumotin bin raidin az a way ov beein mor green. We ar lik a composite bin boot turn leftunders into poop insted ov composite

I hops Beela iz orlrite. I keep finkin dhat she wil faid into nuffink iv she keepz oup dhis dyet ov ers. Yoos iz lukin owt fur her Barns??

Wair iz evreewon? Ar yoos orl on dhe Bunk Hols? Ar yoos taikin pikturs fur uz to shair?

Ello!

I iz ear! I av bin pootin dhat wippa snappa in hiz plaice Ee tride to tayk wun ov my poolas, bott I woz avin nun ov dhat Sow i bit im....nut much, jussed a leetel byte I fink dhat ee nows I iz dhe boss

No pikturs yet. Mebbe tomorerow

Bungee

Boot I wantz pikturs NOW!!!!!





PZ I hops yoos did nut bitz im too hard az Mommy wil feil orl sowee fur im ant giv im tweets. Az long az yoos iz stil top dawg dho, Bungee

Hello all my friends - Bella here

Bungee- I don't think you should be biting your new brother - Did you read my Barnie's advice? He was very good at it and taught me to respect him without biting - Give it a go.

Now first I want to tell you my good news and then I want some help. I've been to the needle stickers today and she says she doesn't need to see me any more. My leg still clicks but we've done everything we can to stop it getting any worse so now I can just enjoy myself. Guess how much I weigh now - 18kg!! When we went in today the nurses and girl behind the desk shouted 'Skinny dog's here, skinny dog's here' I didn't know it was me at first but now I'm so proud.

I've got a very bad worry at the moment - it's about my cousin King - he's a greyhound you know. Well he is poorly and the needle sticker doesn't know what it is. He's got a little lump on his tidge and when they did his x-ray there was something else. He's had to have a big needle to get some of his cells and they are looking at them to see what to do next. He's got some aunty bottics and some aunty flama trees so he feels ok but we're all very worried. Will you all think good thoughts for him please.

Barks and licks - Bella

Deer Beela, Yoos sownd vwerry skinnee! I prefur mi aldee dawgs wiv sum meet so dhat dhey maik my bott bott luk tiknee I too az mizplaiced sum wait wiv beein on a dyeut ant I now az breekfust too

I iz oupset to eer aboot yoor friend dhe graayhund ant iz sendin gud forts iz wai sew dhat ee iz beeta sune

Boot wat is a tidge? Iz it liks a todge? I fink dhat dhe taikin ov sells iz corled a bioupsee...mefinks dhiz iz rhylated to a woopzadaisee sum-ow??

I moost goz az I iz maikin sum liva caiks todai...in dhe shaipe ov bownes az Mommy bort me a speeshul kutter ant evrhyfing

Speek leighter,

Winston xx

PZ Wear ar orl dhe pikturs ov mi pinoup girl???

Hello Winston - Bella here

I made liver cake yesterday too but I don't have a posh cutter - you always do things with style!! Actually I made mine for my cousin King, to cheer him up but Barns and I kept a little bit for ourselves. When we took it round he was very pleased and raced round his garden like there was nothing wrong.

I think a tidge is the same as a todge but I'm no expert as I don't have one. The main worry with King is the mass that the needle sticker saw - it's by his bottom and they called it poss-straight. He's got to have a special photo called a scam but that won't happen just yet. His mum and dad are very worried and we're all praying very hard for good results - he's only 7 you know and he was a champion racer - cups and everything - I'm very proud to be his cousin and want him safe.

I haven't forgotten about the pin-ups but my silly mum took them with her talking thing camera and couldn't get them on the puter - shame cause there was a great one of me looking all skinny. I'll get it sorted soon.

Barks and licks - Bella

I iz eggpandin mi noleduge ant iz now offurin kookin advize az I az bin a bizzy Boo-bear...... I iz bin kookin sum liva kookees

Furstlee yoo az to goez shoppin:





Dhen yoos az to maik dhe mixchure:



Ant maik soore yoo av orl dhe eequipmunt:



Maik soore yoos av mixxd oup dhe mixchure proopurrlee:



Let yoor sizta likks dhe spune:



Dhen poot dhe doo on a bord reddee to role owt:

Dhen role it owt ant yoose yoor cooter to maik yoor bizquits into gud appitizin shaipes:





Poot dhem on a baikin traie ant poot in dhe oovin fur a bit:



Doo nut let yoor Mommy av a go az she wil maik girlee shaipes:



Dhen yoos waite:



Cheque weffur dhey are reddee:



Iv dhey ar krispee ant croonchie dhen poot dhem onto a koolin rake:



Ant waite til dhey are kool sew yoos kan moonch dhem. I dus nut fink dhis bit iz orl dhat inportunt meeself dho....

Ennjoy



Wair did it goos?



I hops dhiz elpz orl yoos owt dher. Iv yoos wud liks mi resipee dhen peeze let me no