ucy,

I were verys sad to ere you an Millie wered fightin. I can't do much to elp but I as some useful bucket advice what I recently gived to me freind amber, just in case dey puts it back on yer heed.....

"If you get your pawz on dat lampshade an turn it round and round rou8nd ( I find grolwing at it also helps) u can get to the bit that holds it togever. Now ders 2 ways of fixing dis, either chew your way threw the long thin piece or just pull it hard and growl at it mor and it'll come out and the shade will comed off. IMPORTNAT NOTE: immediately destroy it as much as you can else wen de hoomans find it they put it back on you and stick tape on it and tape isn't nice and gets stuck to your furrand makes it harder to get the shade off again ( harder I said, not impossible)"

Makesed sure you choose up the long fin bit dat holds i all together, dats de key.
Oh and don't be tellin yer mum I told yu dis stuff neiver or you'll be gettin me in bover.

Ope yer feelin better soon Lucy,a dn i fink yer could be on to somefink there takin out Millies teefs!

Marlster

Mr Winston

I'm finkin we ought to both steer clear of dat Ellie, I'm finking I'm gunna look for a new girlfriend now......

Deer Loocee,

Ow iz yoos todai? Wot did yoo av fur yoor tee? Av yoo ad enee breekie fast?


PS I fink it iz a bit meen ov yoo to sudgest dhat Millee az her teggy pegs owt az yoo moost fink ov dhe amownt ov dwribbel dhat she wud then maik.


Deer Beela,

Yoor pawn piktur ad me finking. Y downt uz springees (ant Loocee) do a Springee pawn star colinder? A bit lik dhat moovee wiv dhose WC ladees? We cud ave owr stuf hidin owr bits (fur dhose ov yoos who stil az bitz) lik a peasant or a hip flarsk or a twig/bransh or a ball or a snake in dhe case ov mi sista Dinka (she can bee a bit egsotik).

Haz eniowon seen Ellee resentlee? Or Sam-Am or Minx? I wuz gooin to ask Sam roond fur tee now dhat I heer his Mommee haz been praktissing fud maikin

I wil speek to yoos soon,

Mr Winston


PS Mommy az charrged dhose batterings in er cameerah so me finks I iz havin a foto shoot soon

Mr Winston,

Does teefs really stops drool? coz if so I fink I is sum teefs missin coz when people eat nice fud round ere I starts droolin and get laught ed at.

Hows can I tells if I'm missin sum?

Fanks,

Marley

Ello everyone,
oh loocy i az been very sowry to ere about you fightin ...hope you iz feeling beterer soon x

I can believe dis but i dont care tho coz my mum as brought me a noo toy yeh and it plays moosic and everything,i try not to let georgie get it tho coz she is stoopid . Im gonna put some mor pics of meself on ere playing with my toy it iz soooo good!

Lots of love
Smelly Ellie

Deer Marlee,


Me finks teefs hellp stop dhe droolin as my grate grandpar Ooman, befor he kiked sum bukket, ad sum faked teefs. If hee did nut weer dhem, hee wud dribbel ant drool.
Oweva, he also ad a fing aboot watshing dhat Bay Watsh TV program witch had big breested birds in so maybee I taks avter him as I likes a bit ov ploomp peasant.
Peasant ant pigins maik me drool but I dus also no wot you meens aboot nice fud as I dus dribbel wen Mommy has sum a bugett wiv sum bakon ant bree...........I az all me oun teefs tho


I iz a bit peekish now so I wil speek soon,

Winston xx


Deer Ellie,

Dus yoor noo toy ave battarys then?

WINSTON!!! Theres me thinking i was norty haha

I dus nut udderstand, Ellee. Why iz dhat norty? I az a torkin ball dhat az battarys

fanks Mr W, I understands now its der fud dat makes de drool, not me!

Ellie I justed seed the pictures of your new toy and it looks ace! Funny fing was though I thought it were me in the pics, we're like twinies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont worry bout me winston i as lost the plot and fort u meant summin else I dont think it az to be honest if it did id probably eat em to see if they woz tasty

marlee ...you cud be my long lost brother

Tiz waining ere. I dus nut lik wain. I dus nut lik to wee in dhe wain.

















So I krept to dhe door ant weed on dhe durmatt.



Tiz ok tho. I did nut get telled ov az mi Mommy luffs me and dhe smel ov dettool

good one Mr W!

Sumtymes when I weally weally needs to go an no-one will open the door fast enough ( apparentsly some match wiv a mis shapen ball was on de telly and it wer de last firty seconds and it was morest important dan openin the door for me even doh I were wuffin reall loud) so I as to ave a wees insides. But I dunt like weeing on der kitchen floor coz its shiny and doesn't soak up proper like grass so I goes on the dining room carpet instead.

Dis int too popular........

Ouh you norty boyz! I does dis thing wen tis raining i hide under me bed and dont go out...mum gets quite naffted off wiv me but i aint going out in da cold its onlee the borin garden anye waye!!

Dhe Sun iz owt and I az bin owt warking ant running (sort ov- mor ov a quik trot reely).

I az joost pooped in to sai to Ellee ant Goorgee "Mak sur yoos iz etra nike to yoor Mom ant tri nut to get yoor fur onto 'er interrvoo owtfit"

Fanks and Gud Luk to Mommy EG,

Luv frum,

Winston xx

Deer Marlee,

I iz nut luking forwud to Saterdai az it iz dhe Odd Balls Finail......I fink we shud ave owr own partee- Wud dhe Oomans noteice?

Ello winston!

Me as been cuddling me mum as a well done to er for gettin dis intervoo ...i av tolded georgie the stoopid to be gud tomorrow but we as betterer av a long walk for being so understandering!!!

Mr W,

I finks dat is a grate idea bout a party. Who's ouse shalll we wees in, yours or mine?

Der is a round ball in my garden, I'm gunna get me teefs into it later and see if I can make it funny shaped like dat one on tv, den we can have our own final.

Jen is very prouds of me today. I ad some of dem nasty sticky burr fings on me and I were nasty when she tried to takes dem out but she missed one. Laters on when she saw me strugglin wiv it she helped and even doh it weally weally hurt I let her take it out. I showed her me teefs a lot, proper snarlin at er coz it were hurtin soo much but I kept me head away from her hands and let her.

Int I a very brave boy!!!! Does you gets dem nasty fings stuck to you mr W, and hows do youse get rids of em??

Ellie wishes your mum good lucks for er interview.....does dat mean you'll be gettin more peace??!

Yours in Springing,

Marlster