Howdi Mr Weentsones

Dis is Ernie bam bernie. I as not been to see dis big oppul fingie. Chip Chip he ets oppuls wen he finds dem. We lives in cowboy cuntwy. I wus warking at Fair place an dey had hossie show der. Wow!! hossie poops evewy where!! I sample some. yom yom. Mom mom git mad. We is hopin mom mom git usses a water pool for summa time. It vewy hot in Kansas. It vewy uptown to hav water pool for doggies.

Mr Barns, we agwees wit Mr Weenston da bins is not so good. We joomps on the counter tops an steel goodies. All top notch gooodies. Da big wite boxi as lots of goodie! Wi is allays stikken nosiees in, boot we not figgerd how to open da boxie. A good spanjol is on lookout all di tim for good eeties.

It vewy lat now in Kansas. Mom mom say it morning time in Engwand now. I not so sur of dat.

It iss vewy nis tarkin to spwinga awound da woreld.

Sincewoly, Ernie

Fanks Mr W, yup me pool is ace, I goes in it a lot. I dunt as to dry me foots either as we ave super absorbant floors for dat. Dunt worry abouts dat snake, Jen Jen grabbed hold of it and just yanked it out me pool, she int scared! ( She is really, she dunt like any animals dat begins with the letter 'S' )

And yup me tail is very long and swooshy. The girlies lurves it and tis grate fur clearing the coffe tabel! I as to be careful thou as Jen tries to trims is along wiv me ears to stops it gettin too long. When she tries this I takes off round me garden like a formula one car!!!!!!

Ernie, its defo mornin here, I know dat because I've had a swim before me brekkie!

Ello Mr Winston

I iz in beeg twuble Mommee ses I iz gittin BAD abits fwom all yoos spagnols I av niva iva taykin dhe fud fwom dhe cownter....unteel yisterday Mommee woz rushin to gow to er skool in dhe evenin, ant poot a chikkin sandwitch on dhe sighed.....ant I ate eet Eet woz vwewy gud

Mommee woz vwewy kros wiv me, bott I dus nut no y I deed nut mayk a mess. I eet awl ov eet, awl dhe cwums, evwytheeng Y woz Mommee kros wiv me

Tork suen, eef I iz abel

Bungee

PZ. Mommee ses fanks fur dhe emale. She iz waytin to ear fwom Charlie's peepole.

I iz sworree Bungee boot I az mouch bigga prooblums......


I IZ NAKID

I AZ BIN GRUUMED

I IZ KOLT

I SMELZ FOONEE

I IZ KLEEN



boot dhe gud noos iz dhat I wimped sew mouch at dhe airdrzzers dhat Steff, dhat's mi ladee airdrezzer, levt mi Kivin Keegun lugg aloan

WURNIN:

Ear iz me nakid.



In dhe wurdz ov Gook Wan "dus I luk gud nakid??"

Ear iz Dinks nakid too



Boot I dus nut fink shee iz az nakid az me boot she did nut comoonikate er rechoirmunts liks I did!!!

Ear is uz boaf, chillin avter owr gruumins

Oh Meezte Weenstonie, U IZ NEKID!!! Da hoomiliaashion oof it awl. AN U HAS FOONEE SMILL U moost finded soom foks poop az sun az pozzibibbel!! At leest u kin fix da smil We has fockses too, an we has kioteees. Kioteee poop vewy good for roly poly.

Mom mom say she gooin to make Chip Chip an Robbie bibbly bop nekid too! For summa cus it git so vewy hott heah. She not going to giv dem shumpooos, so dey stil smil lik dogges. My fur is nic an short so I not goin to be med nekid. I vewy glad for dat.

Bungee, so hoppi to hear u is playin counta surf gami. It lots of fun. Top notch gooodies up der. Ha Ha!! We et chickie sammich last nite too!! An a bowl of owives too. Mom mom git soooo angwy, boot she not lern to poot tings away. We hops she neva lernes!

Roofie and Stella -- good jobbi spweading da compoost. It good yom yom. Mom mom hav a compoost pile and it vewy taasti. We steel nibble fwom dat too

Dat girlie dog Dinks, she vewy pwetti She gots a boyfwend? Hubba Hubba

OOOOOO Yoo iz vwery nakid Yoo av a bowld chest Eat iz no wunda dat yoo is kolt.....yoo muss bee fweezin Bott yoo bowth luk vwewy cule, on yor chares

Ernee iz rite.....Dat Dinks shore duz luke taysty

Tork mor suen

Bungee

PZ Keyp woorm

Tiz alrite mi frweends, I az dhis aircut evuree yeer az it taiks me tweelve moths to reecoova! I az lotz ov jakits ant koatz sew I dus nut eva git kolt rweelee

I fink I luks vwerry smarst meslf


I iz orf to dhe RDR shoo on Sunedai (in ade ov dhe dawgeez dhat av stoopid oomans hoo let dhem strai frum home ant dhen dhey ar on Deded Row ) sew I wil hopfulee win sum roseetees.....
Iv yoos ar neerbye to Ickle Stortun on dhe Cambrige ant Bedford bordur dhen cum along!* It iz beein heeld in dhe poob gardin



Dinks iz singull ant 11 yeer olt dhis yeer ant a bit groopee sew I wud nut recomund maiking a romantik moov on er az yoo wil git yoor bot bot bittun!!! Shee iz appee to be yoor pinnoup gerl dho




*Edited by "Mommy" as the correct spelling is Little Staughton! And it's in aid of Rochdale Dog Rescue who get the Poundies rescue places and from there they are rehomed

Woweee!! Winston - What a good pin-up photo!! It's making me feel all funny. I don't think I will be getting groomed and naked cause mum says my fur shouldn't be cut - Phew - thank goodness. Barnie gets naked cause he grows very thick curls but mum doesn't do him quite so short now cause it shows his fatty lumps. Bye the way Barnie fancies Dinks - He's gone all puppyish about her and says she'd do an old dog no end of good - not sure what that means.

I can't talk for long today cause I'm off for my last Hydrotherapy session in a moment - I'll miss the jack-oo-say - I love that- but - they can keep that hot hare - I hate it and I wouldn't let them use it last week.

Talk again soon - barks and licks - Bella

Av a gud swimmin Beela ant wee wil katch oop leighter. I wil tel Dinks dhat Barns az dhe oots fur er!

I avoieded dhe ot-air fing yeesturdai ant Mommi towell dryed me

I iz orf to dhe Dawg Show now Tiz ot ant suney ere. I wil retorn leighter wiv sum pikturs ov it. Opefoolee I wil av a rozete or a foow

I opes dhat yoos orwl stai kool todai weareva yoos mai bee

Gud luk at dhe Dawg Show I iz shore yoo weel win lowds ov rozetes

I av me pores cwost fur yoos

Bungee

I AZ WOON A ROZETTE!!

I CUMZ FERST IN DHE WAGGULIZT TALE!!!

I GOT A GUDDY BAG OV TWEETZ!!!!

I iz vwerry prood ov mi ascheevmunt az Mommy wuz vwerry bizzy torking wiv peeps ant me and Dinks weer bein vwerry gud givun dhat we kan be a bit breedist. I sed ello to manee poochez ant I woz wiv mi frwendz Hambul(rotvileer) and Satan (aka Gideonion, a mini poodull). I cam sekund in mi eet ov dhe "sosage race" bbot I wus distraked bi dhe sosages in udder lanes......


I finks we elped rise lotz ov fundz fur dhe Poond Dawgs dho!! I wil post sum pikturs wen my egoo az deflatulated leighter

Mr Weenstone

We is sooo vewy pwood of ur major okomplishments. Wooohoo! An dey give u
a wibbon. U moost be vewy prood. Does u have a big tal or a stoompie? We all has stoompies bot we kin weelly wiggel or boots.

So nise u gets to see ur fwends too. Sosholizin with de odder breeds is vewy gwashioos. Did u shar u tweets wif u fwends? I personawy draws de lin der. I dosn't shar nis. I wons dem, dey mine mine.

It wos vewy hot today in Kansas. 90f. We stayded in de hoose wif mom mom and sweep de day away. Mom say it goin to be a hot summa. We dosn't lik summa.

Hoorah for Weenstone master wiggle bott!

Lator gator

Fank yoos Earnee! I dus nut shair mi tweets I mai shair wiv Dinks dho

Tiz sunee ere agin todai sew wee ar gowin to snooz orl dai too......

Wee bofe av long swooshee tales

Hello Mr. Winston - Bella here
I AM SO PROUD!!! My boyfriend is a rosette winner. I hope you enjoyed your treats. Barns wants to know whether Dinks won anything - he's very keen on her you know. She's a lucky dog cause he's a real gentleman and very handsome for his age.

Speak soon - barks and licks - Bella.