Hello boys - Bella here

Sorry I haven't been on line for a while but I've been very busy with my swimming and helping in the garden. You two seem to like flowers best - I like them but have you tried the baby veg - they're delicious. Mum tries to cover them up but I usually get a few! I'm afraid I've had a bit of trouble in the garden - At the bottom by the glass thing there's a wall and it's a long way down on the other side - I've been thinking about it for a while and the other day when mum was in the glass thing I sneaked along and jumped down. She didn't see me but the next door person did and told on me. I tried to get back but - oh dear - no chance - I was stuck - I was a bit scared - well a lot really. Luckily the tell-tale climbed over and pushed me back again - there's a big wooden thing in my way now!

Bungee - I think it's a great idea for you to have another dog to live with you - a boy would be best - I might get jealous if you had a girl. Winston's got a girl you know and I don't like that much but I think she's 'got long teeth' like my Barnie so it doesn't matter so much - but a young one - that would be different.

Barnie has turned very naughty - he says he's sick of this diet thing and he's getting food wherever he can. His favourite is the big metal thing in the kitchen and he tips everything out and spreads it in the kitchen and lounge - it's very smelly and he's done it lots recently. He says he's got sore legs but they move jolly quick when he does this - I never get any!! He's nearly 14 you know - but very clever.

By for now - I'm off for a swim

Barks and licks - Bella

Hello - it's me again - Bella

I'm REALLY IN TROUBLE NOW!! Bal - the siamese cat- had a bird that he had caught and he brought it home to show off. Well I wasn't having that and I snatched it off him - He's really mad - have you seen an angry siamese? He's spitting at me and making a very strange noise - and he looks real big -any way I've eaten the bird - feathers and all. Mums not happy and says she wants no kisses from me tonight !!
I hope I'll still get to go in the bed.

Do you still love me - a worried Bella

I iz sowrry yoo iz in troobel Bella boot I find dhat it iz bes-*test*-('") nut to feyet wiv dhe katz az dhay fink dhay ar top dawgs. I fink it yoo mai find dhat dhe feetha fings tastez a bit mor apitizing iv yoos puck dhem furst sew dhat dhay dus nut tickul yoor froat....I wil speek sune az I iz vwerry bizee wiv daitime tv at dhe moomunt....xxx

PZ I dus luffs yoo dho. Ow iz dhe dyut fing?

Az enewon sean Bungee??? I hopz ee haz nut bin skareded by dhe coos.........

Hello everyone - Bella here

I haven't seen Bungee and I was wondering what was happening. Do you think he's picking a new dog to live with him? Perhaps he's in love and forgotten all about us.

My diet is going a bit better and I'm going to the needle stickers this afternoon to be weighed. I'm swimming almost every day now - just in the river- and I think that has helped. I'm a bit worried about this afternoon 'cause I heard mum say scooting bottom and aye nell glands and I think they might be going to do something rude to me.

Thanks for the advice about the featherers but I need to get them eaten right away or that blasted cat shouts for mum. He brought a mouse this morning and I had a go at that but it wasn't very nice so I just sucked it a bit!

Barks and licks - Bella

Mefinks dhat iv yoo whantz sum loo-kuloree snax dhen yoo shud get yoor Mommy to freezeded dhe micsez wiv dher tales owtstretshed sew yoo kan sook on dhem lik a Ollee-poop dhat dhe Oomans av wen it iz ot, a bit liks toodai......

Wil be bak leighter to see iv yoos iz lighteer......

Love Mr Winston xx

Ello Awl. Tiz me, Bungee

I iz steel ear, bott I az bin avin twuble gittin on he compoota. Mommee iz vwewy bizy ant weel nut git orf eet

Bott I az snuk on ear wile she iz owt

Wart iz on dhe TV dha i moor impawtant dhan torkin to us spagnols

I av to gow, coz Mommee iz cumin

Bungee

Mommy maiks me whatsh dhe reuninngs ov Dawg Borstawl

I wil be bak sune wiv sum noo pikturs ov mi andsumnez.......

Hello everyone - Bella here

There's good news and bad news - first - I have lost some more weight only 1kg to go now- then the needle sticker says I will be able to have a few treats - can't wait. The bad thing was - I was right they did do a rude thing to me - too rude the tell you really - but it was to do with my bottom and A HAND! I hate being fiddled with and I screamed and squealed until everyone heard. That's no way to treat a girl is it?

By for now - I'm off for a swim.
Barks and licks - Bella

Beela!!!!!

Mi mommy poots sum branne in mi tee sew dhat mi bot-bot dus nut get bungeed oup.....

Wel dun on dhe loosing ov dhe wait. Pikturs peese!

Ello Mr Winston & Bella

I iz hapee to ear dhat yoo iz loozin dhe wait, Bella. Yoo mussed tell me yor diyet seekwets

Mr Winston, wy duz yor Mommee poot branne in yor tee? Ant wy duz yor bot-bot git Bungeed I av nut bin neer eet

Ware iz yor andsum pikturs?

Bungee

I iz avin teknikul divikultees. Mommy az levt er kamurar in dhe kar ant wil nut fitsh it untill she az ad a coup ov tee.


Mi bot bot dus nut git bungeed wiv yoos boot uz dawgees kan av prooblumz wiv hour anul glundz sew Mommy givs me sum ruffige sew mi poops ar wel furmed. I dus nut reele no boot I iz nut appee iv a needul stiker cums at me frum beehind too mi beehind wiv sum marrygolts on ant triis to fiddul wiv mi bot!!

Ov fur a cuppatee now. Bak sune xx

Duz avin dhe bran stoop dhe prooblumz wiv dhe anul glundz? I av bin feelin dhe nid to roob my botbots on dhe grownd, ant Mommee ses eet iz nut wermies coz I az ad my wermers

Wen i woz a poopee, dhe needul stiker deed fiddul wiv my bot, ant eet woz orrid


I am gowin to arsk Mommee fur sum bran wiv me tee, too

Tork too moor row

Bungee

PZ. I az taykin yor advice, ant wee iz lookin at a noo boyfwend

Evidense



Proof




Twoz nut mee az I iz a gud poochee







It wuz er!!!!



Mi big sizzteer iz a merdereer.....

Mommi woz vwerry gud aboot it az Dinks brort er dhe dedded feveered fing fur er tee. I woz a bit wimpee ant ran aboot ant told tales on Dinks sew Mommi noo dhat I woz a gud boy ant nut a killar.

I wunder if dhe udder merdeerer wil see dhis fred. I finks is Mommy cums on er sumtimz.....

PZ. Bungee, Av yoos sean Blue oo needz a noo home? I finks he wud maik a brilent noo bruvver fur yoo http://springthing.3.forumer.com/index.php...=0&#entry301993

Yur fwiend Ernie here fwom merika.

I beeen weedin bout yuse pwoblem wit yer butt butts. Oh my! I gess we is luky pups hea. Da needle stika do chek or proostats an we doosn't lik it at all. We mak growly sounds and he get his finga bak war it belongs

We was vewy bad boys today. Robbie say lets be norty. We rooshed mom mom when she open gat to yard. We run off all togethr and runned off in da naborhood! We larf and play and fat mom mom call us. Is dis wot dey sa recal is? Haaa! We not have any today!! She act happi, but I no she say bad words. She promis Chip Chip a bye-byes in car and he go to her. Dumdum! He git shoved in car. Me an old Robbie run off spronking and larfing. I git hot and finali go to mom mom. Robbie stil run off. She catch us finali and we go home.

We is exharsted. We had lots of fun. Mom mom sound asleep.

We loov readin abuut englis dogges.

Sinceroly, yur merika fwend Ernie.