Mr Winston, MR WINSTON, MR WINSTON!!!!

I iz nut a bwave spagnol I woz warking wiv Mommee at fudthyme (fur Mommee, butt nut fur me ) ant wee went parst dhe filled of bollocks agin. Ownlee dhis thyme dhey deed rush at dhe fense ant snoort at me. I ad to run, I woz sow skerred

Mommee helled my arness ant helped me too wark passed, ant win wee ad gorn by, she sed I woz bwave ant cleva, butt I no dhis iz nut troo

Wart shood I do?

Bungee

I iz finkin.......

Back sune x

Rite dhen Bungee, I fort we shud srat wiv sum addvershun ferappy ant I av dunn mi reeserch.


Ere iz a pear ov bollocks fur yoos......




Dhay ar on a piktur sew luk vwerry ickel to strat wiv boot I orlsew fund owt wat dhey doo wiv dhe bollocks leighters ......





Dhey licquiffeye dhem!!!!!!!

Us spagnols ar vwerry vwerry lookee ant yoos shud joost fill sworry fur dhe bollocks now

I hops dis us elps yoos Bungee.


I hops dhat owr Beela iz avin a gud time on er hollydais,

Speek sune,

Love Mr Winston xx

Ant coz I iz a ickel bit vane, ear iz me at mi coomputa

Ant in mi drezzin goon

Ello Mr Winston

Tank yoos sow much fore dhe ferappy I iz shore to reemined mesellf ov dhat win I nixt gow parst dhe bollocks

Mommee az dun my aircutt Ant eet iz vwewy kolt & wit ear today. I iz gowing to ly in my bed ant sheeva awl day

Yoos weerly iz a vwewy andsum spagnol, Mr Winston. I lick yoor drezzin goon. I tink I shood arsk Mommee to git me wun too. Dhen I wood nut be sow kolt

I iz opin dhat Bella iz avin a gud thyme too, Butt I az to gow ant ly by dhe fiyer now, coz I iz sheevaing agane

Tork soon

Bungee

BUNGEE!!!! Wot az shee dun too yoos!!!!!! I fink yoo need mor feerappy fur bein shawn liks dhe sheeepz...... Yoo kan cum ant shair wiv me iv yoos wud lik too

Ello Mr Winston

Dhat iz a vwewy kyned orfa ov yors, butt I downt mined avin dhe air cutt as dhe mood dus nut steekle to me poors sow much, ant I dwy vwewy kwiklee

I iz theenkin dhat yoos iz a vwewy coolchurred dawg....Yoos az a hummock, a compoota, wares a drezzin goon ant dwinks dhe bollocks I ownlee gits warta

Eet iz a gud ting dhat dhe sun iz ear today, coz I carnt ware my cowt, coz I iz a litell too fart

Av yoo herd from Bella?

Tork soon

Bungee

Iz dhat wy yoo iz weerin sum stwung in dhat piktur? Dus it old yoor tum tums in? Maibee yoo cud doo a spinstered diut fur yoor favoright reskew?

I az nut herd frum Beela, I finks shee mai stil bee swimin.......

Dhat eez nut a stwung Dhat eez my arniss I av to ware a arniss coz I carnt ware a colla enee moor

I towld yoo i woz a stewpid spagnol wen wee furst spowk. I browk my nick wen I woz chaisin dhe bunnees, ant cud nut wark for a wile, ant Mommee gott me dhis arniss sow she cud elp me wen I woz lurning to wark agin

Downt yoo lick my arniss, Mr Winston? I finks eet luks cule

I fink dhe diut wud be a gud fing, butt I doz lick my fud a lott

Bungee

Yoos brocked yoor nekk??? Ow did yoo do dhat eggsacklee, Bungee??? Ar yoos orl betta???

I dus liks yoor arnice boot I dus nut fink I wud liks won fur me!

Hello Boys - Bella here

I shouldn't be back yet but the holly days made my mum and dad ill - specially my mum. There was a bad thing called an ente eye tiss buggy and it got mum on the first night. She turned all funny and threw all her food up the bathroom walls and down the toilet - she didn't stop for a whole day. I still went for walks with dad and guess what - I can swim now!! - I love it. Barnie wouldn't come on any walks while mum was ill he just lay on the bed by her and growled at dad if he tried to move him. Do you think I should have stayed as well - I do love her - but the beach is such fun. Any way - next it was dad's turn to throw the food away and finally mum had another go so we came home. We'll go again later.
I haven't had time to read all your news yet but I will soon - talk to you both later
I've got a video of me swimming but I don't know whether dad can get it on the 'puter - we'll try.

Barks and licks - Bella

Eye iz sworry to ear aboot yoor Mommy ant Da-da beein pawly. I hops dhay ar beeta az I dus nut liks to ear ov fud bein waisted. I iz peezed to ear yoos av bin swimmin dho ant I luks furword to yoor vidheo! I iz orf fur a warks sew wil katsh oup leighter,

Love Frum Winston x

Ello Awl

Tiz me, stoopid Bungee! I av bin vwewy bizy elpin Mommee wid dhe garrdenin, tho I iz nut sow shore dhat Mommee licks my elp Mommee poots dhe noo plarnts een dhe gwound ant I duz eet dhe nise beets off dhe tops fur her, choos dhem up & dhen speets dhem owt

I ope yoos iz awl well, coz I sees dhat sum ov yoos az bin seek

Mommee az bin purrswadin Daddee dhat I nid a gurl fwend I tink dhat dhis may bee a gud eyedeer. Wat duz yoo tink, Mr Winston?

Tork soown

Bungee

Me prefurs boyfrwends meseef

Oweeva, I finks avin coopunee iz gud fur wen yoor Mommy iz owt doin Oomun stuv.

I orlsew elps in dhe gardin. I av bin dedhedin dhe davfudils az I iz parshul to dhe coolor yeloh....

Speek sune,

Winston x