Ello Mr Winston

I az a pwoblim dat I tink yoos maibe aybel to elp wiv Wen I taykes Mommee to work, wee av to wark parst a feeled wiv grate beeg animels in. Sumthymes dey rush to dhe fens, ant I iz vwerry frytend I av to hyde behined Mommee. She says eet iz O.K. dat dey iz jussed a lowed ov bullocks Duz yoos tink dat dey wood hert me?


Az yor Mommee ad her intervoo? Av yoos gott lotts ov noo tings wiv awl yor pokkit munee

Tork soown

Bungee

Deer Bella

I awl sow licks dhe guard henning I hellpse Mommee awl dhe thyme. I lick to hellp wiv dhe prooning, ant I peeks dhe flowwurrs for er

Bungee

Hello Winston and Bungee - Bella here

I've been doing it again!! the swimming thing. I wasn't so frightened this time and I almost managed to swim without the splashy person holding my hars nest. The jack-oo-say was good and I was nearly brave enough to sit down in it - I'll do it next time. I still don't like the Hot hare much - he blows very hard you know and sometimes he's very rude and blows up my bottom - I don't like that.

There's a bit of bad news - I haven't lost any weight in fact I've put on a little bit. The needle sticker wasn't pleased and said mum must have given me extras - she hasn't but, I have to admit that sometimes I sneak a bit of Barnie's when no one is looking. She also said I should stop having my cup of tea in the morning but mum stuck up for me and said she would get me some skinned milk to go in it but she wasn't stopping me having it. The needle sticker laughed and said ok - I'm very relieved 'cause I love it.

Talk to you soon - Barks and licks - Bella

Deer Bella

I iz sow glad yoos ees injoyin yoor sweemeeng a bit moor.

Wy iz yoos avin to looz dhe wate? I tink yoos look luvly

My needle sticka awlsow ses I nid to looz sum wate, butt I just luv fud

Bungee

Hello Bungee - Bella here

I love food as well but I've got to lose weight because of my knee. The needle sticker says I need to keep light or arthur itis will come when I get older. He comes to Barns sometimes and he says he hurts his back legs so I don't want to see him.
Next Saturday Barns and me are going on holly days. We're going to the sea and Barns is very exited 'cause he likes to go crabbing - I don't get it myself - I like chasing birds and running fast. I'm hoping I'll be able to have some treats while I'm away - It won't be much of a holiday if I have to stay on my diet.

I wonder where Winston is - do you think he's still looking for the 'prune' for his mum. I don't know what that is do you? Perhaps his mum has got the new job and they're out celebrating. I'm sure he'll be along soon. Shall we cross our paws for him?

Barks and licks - Bella

Ello Bella

I duz nut no wart a 'prune' iz ither I tink eet mussed av sumting to do wiv a ooman man, coz Mr Winston wood lick iz Mommee to av a noo won I az me poors cwossed fur dem

Mommee ses I av to looz wate coz dhe needle sticka ses I woz 'a fat spagnol' I iz ownlee a leetel over wate (2kilos) Narstee oomman

Mussed go home now

Bungee

I iz ear!! Mommy did nut git dhe noo job coz she sed dat dhey wunted to wurk er vwerry herd fur not mooch rekognitshun sew she wud raver be wiv me ant Dinks in dhey feelds ant nut drounin in papierwurk. I iz peezed.


I av fownd owt dhat I ad dhe wrung wurd. It iz nut "prune" but "date" fur mi Mommy. I av chequed owt sum noo Ooman men fur er ant dher ar sum nise wons but dhey av non spangnols! I iz nut too tilerant ov udder infirear breads!!


Bungee, I fink dhe bolloks ar armlezz az I av wuffled at dhem beefur ant dhey du a moooin fing. I fink yoos shud bee a prowd ant cleever spangnol, poot yoor noze in dhe air ant wark on pust.

Beela, I iz gladded to ear ov yoor swimmin addvinturz. I hopz yoo az a gud hollidai ant taiks luts ov pikturs ov yoos and Barns. I fink dyets ar band on hollidai sew yoo shud git sum trweets. Iv nut dhen tri fur a seegall or a krab or sum fissh ant kips.

Speek wiv yoo sune,

Mr Winston xx

Ello Mr Winston

I iz hapee dhat yoos iz ear

I iz soreyee dhat yorz Mommee deed nut git er noo job, butt i iz shore eet weel be bether to av er at ome Moanee iz nut evereeting, butt eet duz by dhe fud


I duz nut lick 'dates', dey duz nut tayst vwewy gud Yoos mussed tell yor Mommee dhat enee noo Ooman mussed av a Spagnol. I nows dhat yoos duz nut lick non spagnols

I az bin warkin pust dhe bollocks, ant I duz poot my noze in dhe air, eet iz jussed dhat I duz eet rite next to Mommee's lig, ware dhe bollocks carnt sea me As sune as I am pust dhe bollocks, I hurray orf. Mommee ses I iz a vwewy bwave spagnol

Tork agane sune

Bungee

PZ. I nose dhat dhe bollocks ar armlezz, butt dhey av for ligs

Ello Awl Eets me, Bungee agayn

I thort I wood powst sum pikturs dhat Mommee took at wurk today


Dhis iz me at dhe compoota



Ant dhis iz me in dhe guardhen at wurk



Dhis cood be my noo ka Ownlee jowkin! I carnt dwive

Tork suen

Yoos iz vwerry andsum Mr Bungee. Ant yoor eers are neerlee az long az myne!!

I iz glud to cee dhat yoo ulsew av sum poopie fart arund yoor tum-tums.....maibee yoo, mee and Beela shud beecum fart frweendz ov dhe dawggie wurld, bruvas ant sistas in poors aginst dhe Ooman cuntrolling hour fud intucks

I iz nut shore abowt yoor noo ka, it iz vwerry whyt ant nut gud fur ovv pathmenting. I finks yoo cud dryive iv yoos ad to. I sumtimz try to elp wiv dhe andbreak boot Mommy now attakeshes me in dhe bak boot I dus liks to be neer er on dhe frunt seet sew dhat I kan maik shore she iz nut taikin me to dhe needul stickers. I av mi oun safftee bealt too!

I iz orf to taik mor pikturs ov me sew dhat mi Beela dus nut forl fur yoos too......

Love from Mr Winston xx

Ello Mr Winston

Fangyoo fur finking dhat I iz andsum. I iz vwewy airy at dhis thyme ov yier, butt dhis Saterday, I iz avin my aircut Mommee ses I weel nut louk sow fart arfta my aircut Butt I tink dhis ideer ov fart frweendz iz a gud won

I tinks I iz juss lick yoos in dhe ka I awlsow lick to be in dhe frunt wiv Mommee, butt she as juss bort a greel dhat gows behined dhe bak seet, ant she mayks me gow in dhe boot I dusnut lick eet in dhe boot, sow I seeng vwewy lowdly sow Mommee nows I am steel dhere

I wood niva twy to tack Bella fwom yoos Yoos iz my frwend Ant fwends downt do dhat Butt I deed lick er peen up piktur

Tork suen, ant I luk forwerd to yoor noo pikturs

Bungee

Ello Mr Winston

Fangyoo fur finking dhat I iz andsum. I iz vwewy airy at dhis thyme ov yier, butt dhis Saterday, I iz avin my aircut Mommee ses I weel nut louk sow fart arfta my aircut Butt I tink dhis ideer ov fart frweendz iz a gud won

I tinks I iz juss lick yoos in dhe ka I awlsow lick to be in dhe frunt wiv Mommee, butt she as juss bort a greel dhat gows behined dhe bak seet, ant she mayks me gow in dhe boot I dusnut lick eet in dhe boot, sow I seeng vwewy lowdly sow Mommee nows I am steel dhere

I wood niva twy to tack Bella fwom yoos Yoos iz my frwend Ant fwends downt do dhat Butt I deed lick er peen up piktur

Tork suen, ant I luk forwerd to yoor noo pikturs

Bungee

I seem to av powsted dhis twise. Bl***y compootas

Yoos iz a foonee spangnol, Bungee. I neerlee wetted misef wen I redead dhat!!

Hello Boys - Bella here.

I really liked your photos Bungee - you're a very handsome dog and I'm proud to be your friend but we mustn't make Winston jealous 'cause I did know him first and he's very handsome too. I sing in the back of the car and I've got two voices one is a beautiful soprano and I use this most but sometimes I drop into a low hum - just for variety you know. I can sing for a very long time as well 2 or 3 hours when we go a long way. My mum must be so proud.
Winston I like your idea about fat friends but if I join you will you make sure that that Arthur itis bloke doesn't get me? I'm scarred of him 'cause he'll make me see that orty-pee-dick with the knife. I understand about the prune now - I'm sorry I was so thick. I think it is a good idea 'cause my auntie did it and met a ooman man who was nice enough to live with. Just make sure he likes dogs!!

I'll get some photos when I'm on holly days and show them when I get back.

Barks and licks - Bella