Mr Winston

Yoos do nit cock yoor lig to pee? Yoos meen yoos pee lick a laydee?

I av to tell yoos, thart win I woz eel, i ad to pee lick thart too! Bott pweese do nit tell enee wun

Benji

Dear Bungee and Mr W!

Ders nuffin rong wif peaing likes dat i dust it too and it saves me gettin me fur wets, plus I dunt as to find a lampost I can peas anywhere I likes and I dunt falls hover!

Me fweind as to pea likes dat an when he needs to go he as to find summat to pee on and one time it was a rottweiler!!!!!!!!!!

Marlster!

Deer Fwends

I az to say dhat i iz vwewy pwowd dat i kin cook my lig Win i wuz 4 1/2 yers awld, i ad a vwewy bad axident, ant i cood nut wark at awl Wen i did lern to wark agin, i cood nut cook my lig widoot fawlin ova It az tayken a lorng thyme fur me to doo it agin, ant if aynee wun warches me, i cook my lig vwerry hi to sho orf

Wy duz yoos nut cook yoors ligs???

Bengi

I dus nut cook mi mi leg coz I iz lazee ant I iz nut vwerry gud at balenzenin ant I dus nut wunt to sho dhe werld dhat I az no boi bitz!!! I fink I az alreedee tuld yoos orl aboot mi vwerry oun lampist dhat mi da-da (hoo my mommi no corls FW- sumfink to do wiv a Brugittee Johnesese dairy, I fink it iz a bit wroode misef) bort fur mee ant it iz in mi gardin.......

I iz gooin to sen yoos my eemale Bungee bi PM sew dhat wee kan poot oup dhe pikturs ov yoos......

ello Winystun,

I nose juss wot you meens abowt the balansin thing - i woz on the ej of owr pond - juss lookin at the treets wot mum frew in for them fishys - wen i desided i will snaffly some... nex fings i nose i iz unda the worta! Mum mades me gets owt - an woz cross cos i iz all wet (hoomans are straynge) an if vat wosunt bad enuff - i never got no fish treetys eeva.

hrmph

luv

Roofie

Hello Benji - Bella here
Tell your mum she needs to put her photos in a thing called a photobucket - it's easy to find one by googling - then it's easy to get them on the forum.
It's a real boys club on here at the moment with all this leg cooking talk - I feel quite left out 'cause I wee like a lady. I think boys only cock to show off their bits - it doesn't impress me - I'd rather have a gentleman dog.

Hello Winston
Cross your paws for me tomorrow - I'm going for my first swimming lesson. I'll try to get some pin up shots for you.

Barks and licks - Bella

Deer Bella

I az gort my mommee to poot dhe pikturs on dat booket fing, bott i steel can nut git dem ear

Mr Winston eez elping me.

I av me poors krost fur yoos. I hop yoos licks yoors sweemeen.

I av jussed bin orfurred a noo cowt fur wen i git my hare cutt. Eet iz grarsy cullerd ant az flowts in eet purrhapse i weel bee aybel to sweem betur wiv eet on

Tork sune

Benji

Deer Bungee,

Iv yoos az a pikturbookit account orl yoo nids to duu iz clik on dhe bit on pikyurbookit wear it givs yoos a cod ant it wil sai dhat it iz coopied. Yoos dhen rite yoor post ant clik oup wear it sais IMG, dun't be poot orf bi dhe poop-oup joost paist dhe cod intoo dhe boxx dhat poops oup ant viola! yoor piktur wil appair!! I finks dhat dher ar sum enstruckshuns in dhe coomptur elp sexshun iv yoos git stook boot Oomuns rited dhem wons sew yoos ami nut udderstanded dhem az dhey kan maik fings cumplex sumtimz......


Deer Beela,

I av orl mi poors croxed fur yoos ant I iz luking furwurd to dhe pikturs ov yoos!!

Deer Ruffee,

Yeyes dus yoos git wetted? Dus yoos smeel ov dhe fissh fings? Mefinks dhat yoos shud bee mor curful. Mi sizta Dinks akchewally poots er hole heed udder worta ant opins er iis to cee stufz. She iz a bit weard lik dhat.

Nite-Nite mi frwends, I iz teyeerd now ant iz orf to beddieez xxx

Deer Mr Winston

I iz twyin sow ard to poot a piktur ear, bott win I duz twy, dhe compoota sinds dis messarge - Sorry, dynamic pages in the [IMG] tags are not allowed

I nose i iz ownlee a stoopid spagnol, bott wort duz it meen?

Bungee

PZ Ad to edit a spelleen miztayke!

Nooo spangnols iz stoopid, Bungee!! Boot I iz nut farmilier wiv dhat messidge, peeze eemale yoor piktur too me ant I wil tri ant sortit owt fur yoos leighter. I iz orf wiv Mommi now az we av sum poopies dhat nid to bee trunsporteed to a reksqueue....
Speek sun x

Bungee,

Jen as writted sum destrsuctions in hanvover post bouts dis, tries dem..


Postin piktoors

I tolded her hows to do it of course!

Marlster

Fank yoos Marlee. I new dhere wer distrukshuns sumwear on ear boot I woz bein lazee. Sorwee!!

Ello Awl

I iz twyin agin

Mr Winston ant Marlee

Fankyoo sooo much! I fink I woz twyin to poot dhe paist in dhe bit at dhe top

Bott wee az gott it now

Dhe piktur iz an akshun shott ov me wiv a bawl I luv bawls, beeg or smawl, I juss luv bawls Eet woz taykern a lorng thyme aygo

Mommee sais dhat shee nids dhe compoota now, sow i weel tork layta.

Beeg leeks ant Fanks

Bungee

Ello eveeone

Mr winstonz and marlee iz such compooter jeanuooses well dun boyz!

I luffs your hachtion shot Bungee ...i luffs balls too but mum sez i alwayz looze em coz i iz a dafty. I iznt a dafty really i jus like watchin me mum struggle to get emz back for da orsey fields ...andz i dropz em in da riva and peetends that i cant seez em so me mum lukz silly tellin me to go get it!

Beela i duz ope yooz swiminin went ok! x

x smellie ellie x