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Deer Mr Winston

I fink I liv neerer the equaktor tharn yoos doos. Wee niver av wite stiff. It iz a bit kolt ant it iz orlways wit

Mi mommy sis i am nit a fureign spagnol, i iz jist a bit stewpid. Doo yoo av alot ov snerw? Part fwom stikling too yus poors, it loowks lick fun

Mommy sis i can tawk agin, butt I av a fwend coming to tee. (peski JR)

Bi fur now

Benji

Deer Bungee,

It iz nut whit owp ear todais az it iz soonee ant brit az it shud be en dhe furst dai ov soomerthyme. I az bin in dhe guardin, liying on mi lorn in dhe son ant warmin oup mi tum-tums,

I hops yoos kan tork wiv me sune,

Winston x

Hello Winston - Bella here

I am really sorry about that bad needle sticker and your dada. You'll need to give your mum lots of extra cuddles - she's lucky to have you. I've told my mum to make sure she always takes us to the needle stickers just in case but she says she thinks my dad is too ols for that sort of thing!!
I had a very busy week end here - we were putting up a new glass thing for the plants and I had to organ eyes everything. On Saturday Matt made us work all day in the cold rain and Mum and Me were so dirty she said there was nothing for it except we have a shower together so we got our fur off and in we went I had Dove triple body wash on and so did mum. You should feel my fur now - soft and silky!!.
Bye for now - Barks and licks - Bella

ps - I've been reading Benji's letters - where do you think he lives? It sounds nice and warm. Perhaps he'll tell us next time.

Allo Mr Winston!!!!

I iz also sowwie to here abouts the needle sticka, I as never beed to a needle sticka but am gunna watch outs for dats! When my mum heard about your needle sticka problem she said she was taking my dad straight there!

I as a fing up my noserer sometimes, I heards dem talking bout Kennel cough but Int nevert coughed in me kennel, I hardly even ever goes in me kennel! I did get tolded of dis mornin thoughs, I dugged a hole under me kennel, just to see wat was der. Mum onyl founds out coz I forgots to wash me paws after and she saws dem ( and the paw prints on the fream carpets) and she went lookin for me la-*test*-('") whole!

Anyhow, the nose stickerupere is nice because I lieks the taste an I always licks me nose hafter but she won't give me another. Sometiems I gets a treat for being good though!

I iz avin a bad times at the moments, I int allowed to runs off on me hown anymore. I dunt hunderstands it but when i asks Jen why's she says says dat Iz very orrid real chasin evilsheeps is the answer! I dunt finks der's anyfing wrogns wiv dats dus you??

Luffs

Marlster!

Deer Beela,

Dhe gloss hoose fur dhe plaunts iz a gud ideer az I avs won ov dhem ant it heets oup in dhe soomer ant yoo kan snouze in it ant yoos stai wurm. Mommi sais dhat I iz band frum it dis yeer az I lik to gos in ant elp miself too tomartows ant stroreburries wot Moomy grus in dher.

Deer Marleestir,

I iz glad to eers frum yoos! I iz sworree to ere aboot yoor whol diggun fing. Dus dhe mood git wverry stook to yoor poors? I preefur to dig unlee in sand az it xfurlowates mi poors vwerry niclee sew dhay ar arl soft ant smouth. I wud keps awai frum dhe evul sheepz iv I wer yoos az dhay smel ant av wai too mouch fur. Mommi sais dhat dhey av rutton feet az it az bin sew wet resentlee ant I dus nut want to katch dhat. It iz foon to chaze dhem dough az dhay ar a bit stoopid boot dhay ulsew av skarree iz wich I iz nut too keane on.....

I iz orf fur a warkies now sew I wil speeks wiv yoos leightar,

Winston xx

Deer Mr Winston

Sowee i cudent reeply soowna, my mommy sis dat she nids dhe compoota fur work.

I kips tellin er dat warks iz gud, butt work iz nit

butt she ses i aft to wate

I az bin ridding awl dhe litters, an i reel eyes dhat i shood av intwodoosed miself.

My name iz Benji, ant I iz a blak & wite springee spagnol lick yoos iz. I iz neerlee 7 yeers awld, ant I wood luv a hummok lick yoos av

I iz livin in dhe sowth of Ingland, bye dhe see.

Av to gow fur my wark now. Tawk agin sune.

Benji

Bungee!!! Yoos iz bie dhe seeside!!! I wud luv to bee beeside dhe see! I luvs maikin sandkastels ant whols in dhe sand bbot I iz nut too keane on dhe see itsellff az it iz wet ant kolt. Av yoos got ani pikturs ov yoos on dhe beech? I fink yoos moost be vwerry ansum fur a springee spangnol iv yoos iz blak ant whit too.......

Deer Winnystun

My naym is Stellybelly an i woz wundrin sumfing. Wen i woz on me wark today me ball went sploshy-plop into a streem - well i woz bizzy gettin it owt - i had me nosy unda the worta lookin, wen me mum sez i as to come bak an leev it there! Parantly she woz a bit worried i wud bring the ded fing bak wot was also swimmying in the streem ( I like ded fings, speshully mouseyskweakers wot my frend the kat leeves me) but why cudnuts i av me ball an the dedfing mista Winnystun? Is that too much to arsk?
the dedfing woz a speshul sort of bigg mouseyskweeker - called a foxxxxxx

fank yoo

luvs stellybell xxx

Pee ess - mee bruva Roofy woz no elp at all, as he woz skaredy to get is feetys wetted!

Deer Stelly,

I wud av to agrey wiv Roofy meesef!

Love Winston x

PZ I wil rite mor leighter az I iz of on mi warkiees now.....

Deer Mr Winston

Yis

I iz vwewy clows to dhe see. I iz a bit lick yoos thow, I iz nut to kin on dhe sweemeen, bott i duz licks to puddle

I kin ear dhe wayves fwom my bedwoom winned-dow. wen it iz winned-di i getz scarred, ant i twy to highed inta mommees bed

Dhe wayves iz vwewy lowd ant dhey cwash ont to dhe stoons.

I iz nut alood to teck mommee to dhe beech fwom toadhay, az dhe narstee cownsill ear duz nut aloo dhe k-nines on dhe beech in dhe soomerthyme

Duz yoos nut av dhe see ware yoos livs? Ware iz dhe sand fur dhe sandkastels?

I shore fink yoos iz a andsum spagnol, speshilly wen yoos iz pozzin

I fink Stellybell wood lick it ear, coz deer iz lotts ov ded finks on dhe beech

Bungee

Hello Bengi - Bella here

You are so lucky to live by the sea - I love it on the beach but I live a long long way away so I don't get to go very often. I do have the river though and that's alright except I can't swim!! I get in and splash about a lot but mum gets worried cause I just sink. Later this week I'm going to special swimming lessons it's called High drop fera pee and it's for my bad knee really but they will teach me to swim. Then Barnie and me are going on holiday to the sea - he's a dead good swimmer so I'm hoping I can join him after my lessons.
My best boyfriend Winston wants some photos of me learning to swim so I'll be putting them on soon.
Nice to talk to you
Barks and licks Bella

ps if you look back through this blog you will find my pin up photo - What do you thing?

Ello Bella

I iz twying too powst a piktur too, bott I iz nut avin mooch look. Carn yoos elp?

Benji

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

I iz gowing to cork my lig on dis compoota

I iz twying to poot a piktur ear, bott I iz aving trowbells.

Wee av nit git a compoota at ome, sow I weel spik agin toomoro

I iz orf fur a wark wiv mummee coz shee nids er ecksawsize

Benji

Deer Bungee,

Iv yoos eemale yoor piktur to mee I wil poot it in dhe compootar fur yoos!! I iz vwerry vwerry inprezzled dhat yoos kan cook yoor leg to pee az I iz mouch mor ladee lik dhan dhat fur a boy-dawg......

Love frum Winston x