Ello winston

Me and Georgie as ad a lovely weekends..rolling in dead fings and digging in the sandz! We as ad a trip to da seasides twas very fun . We as a new fwend called pippa who is an old girly yorkshar terriar she is our noo neighbor! I keeps wanting to play but she growded at me and runded off I iz gonna keep trying to get er to play wiv us but she iz 16 and a bit boring...fink il share me toyz wiv er an'all coz i iz nice like that! Georgie just keeps barking at er coz she iz stoopid and doesnt know how to make friendz
I iz glad ur mate beela is awite after her ooperations you must be verry welived eh? I iz not liking the compition wiv loocy and bella tho me thinkz i aint got a chance wiv yoo winston and now Georgie thinks u iz gorgeous

Lots of love and licks to you winston,
xxxSmelly Elliexxx

Hello Winston - Bella here

I was so happy to hear that I'm still your number one girl- I don't mind sharing a bit with the 'loopy' dog but it's like with treats - I want the biggest for myself!!
The spraying was strange - I don't remember any 'spray 'but Barnie sniffed me all over when I came back so they must have done it when I was asleep.
They put a bucket on my head as well - I didn't like that - but mum took it off and I'm just staying close to her instead.
Mum and I had a bed to ourselves but wouldn't you know it - Barnie and Bal muscled in so there was a big bedfull. I think Barnie likes me better now I'm sprayed because he would never sleep on the bed with me before - now don't get jealous - he's just my older brother.

Barks and licks - Bella

Joost a quickee fur yoos Beela- whyst mi Mommy iz at wok.

I iz vwerry peesed dhat yoo iz well enuff to compoote wiv me. I dus nut cee why yoo haz a bukut on yoo- ow dus yoo cee wear yoo iz gooing? I ave ceen dawgies wiv cones on dher heeds tho'. My frweed wuz sprayed last weak too and she iz supozed to weer a cone but 'er Mommy az got 'er a babee-gro to weer insted. She iz supozed to on small leed warks only ant dhis is a prooblem az she liks to wrun and wrun and wrun afvter 'er tenis bals.

I iz peesed dhat yoo al got to shair dhe big bed ant it moost be a vwerry big bed az mi Da-da taks up too mooch space wiv is big boans so me ant Dinks onlee get to shair wiv Mom wen the Da-da is awai wiv 'is wok.

Da-da iz in Mommy's big bad buk at dhe mooment az he shrunkked Mommy's faverut anglora joomper. It now fitts me!! Unthortunateely, burneded orangie iz nut mi cooler, I iz mor ov a babee pinkee or bloo.................


I wil catch oop wiv yoos soon,

Mr Winston xx

Hello Mr Winston - Bella here

It's not a big bed, we just left Dad in a bed to himself and mum and me went in a different room.
I'm supposed to have walks on a lead as well but mum says it would make me miserable because I love to run so much so I'm playing in the garden instead. I'm pleased to say I've only got a tiny scar - just 2 inches. I must have a clever vet.

speak soon
bella

Deer Fwreends,

I az joost pooped in to say 'ello

Ant itz FWRYDAY!!!


Nuffink mooch az appened diz weak but I iz bak on dhe dyeet fud wich I iz nut too appy aboot

I wil speek wiv yoos avter mi weak end.

Luv

Mr Winston xx

PS Ellee and Georgee- ther iz lotz ov mee to shair

PPS I az gun ov Loocy ant Millee az dhay ar a bit too ruff ant twumbly fur me avter theer fhite. I wud lik to invitee 'Ector to stop wiv me iv he carn't keep his ladees in order ant wee can do sum man dog stuv lik gettin ower nales dun and ower fur shumpooeed ant ower teef cleened ant sum shopin fur mor coats..................

I iznt very appy readin dis fred. Ellie saided on my dogbook dat she wur me girlfwiend. I noe I said I wuz avin over girlfs but I never said she could ave over boyfreinds.

ANyhows I met a girly calle poppy at trainin and she's ace so she's on me list too know!

Beela I iz glads your hoperation went well, I as ad sumfink similar but dey called it summat else......can't remember what but Auntie Fuddles sayed it was on a special day, Nadge day or summat?! I ad to also wered an ice cream cone on me ed. I didn like it but I weren't allowed to have it took off like you coz I liked to take dem stitches out!!!

I iz glad its Friday tooooo coz tonight me is goin up da Nab wiv de Persil boyz and I is opin to intruduce them to me new fwiend blue who is a black an white cocker, he looks like a mini me!!!

Marley i iz still yours girlyfriend too..iz just keepin me options open ya see.
mum sez i iz a tart but dont youu listen to er'

Hello everyone and my best boy Winston - Bella here

THE STITSHES ARE OUT!! It didn't hurt but I don't like them meddling and I thrutched about a lot.
There was some bad news - I've put on 1kg - don't know how that happened. Mum said something about just dry food and Barns says that's not good. He's had it before but says if we are lucky he knows how to get at mum and dad's meat. He says it's in a big white box and he knows how to open it. I hope he'll share.
So you see Winston we are both in the same mess - shall we just get fat together?

barks and licks - bella

Deer Beela,

I iz nut fat, I iz coodly and kurvee

I iz on dhe fud wich iz dreye too. Mommy finks dhat she can fuul me. Mi fud is lik geyeant hoola hoops. It luks lik I get lotz but it as greet big hoals in it. Mommy sais it iz seyecologgy- a bit lik wen she az mini meels on a lickle plate.

I iz glad yoor stickees came owt alrite. I az nut ad stickees cince I ad mi bitz takin awai ant I can nut weememba dhat. I az needels tho ant Mommy sais dhat I cries lik a babee joost liks I dus wen I seez dhe coam ant nale scizzers ant airdryer and hover ant lorn mower ant........wel lezz abot me.

Deer Marlee,

I dus nut kno dhat Ellee wuz yoors. I iz sworry az I dus nut twed on ovther dawgs poors. Maybee we cud shair er az she sownds lik a bit ov a gower

I iz ov to beddies now,

Luv frum,

Winston xx

PS Mommy iz biding on owtfits fur Allowean fur me ant Dinks on dhat wel nown tinternet site. Peese get yoor Mommys ant Da-da to bid too az I duz nut want to be drwessed oup lik a wich or poopkin or devil dawg or anifink els dhat she finks iz aproprate fur dhe end of dis munf,

How dares you.. :lol:Looks like i az got a repuataion init! Marley me as to put u straite on our dalby walk and shows u how ard i is and how me doesnt need a boyfriends... argh MEN!
Me and Georgie iz off to me auntie sandras shop tomorrows we iz gonna help out wiv all dees nasty peoples and every thing me mums ses we must b'ave as she is elpin out wiv stuff but ifink i will av chances to play up hehe. Georgie is just stoopid tho and will probably try and lick everyone....gawwwwd!

Hello Winston - Bella here

'BIT OF A GOER' IS SHE? I'll show you a bit of a goer if I ever get near you. It seems that you want an 'open' relationship so I'm getting out my pin up photo and posting it everywhere I can think of. You'll just have to get in line in future.

Right boys here it is

Deer Beela,

Peese du nut degradeded yooself lik dhis. Yoos iz almust a pawn star wich iz nut vwery ladeelike beehavor

I haz cum online to sai dhat uz springees muzt all send sum pozitiv forts to owr none springee fwrend, Loocee. Az she az bin to dhe V Word place (I can nut bwring meeself to sai dhat word) and had sum stickees in er mowff. Peese sho owr power ov purrswayshun wiv dhe oomans by finking ov yummy fud for tea az Loocee wil need it


Mi Mommy az bin owt transpotting agin az she smelz rank She sais she neerly bort me a likkle sista home- A JOCK RASCUL!! I dus nut care ow smorl it iz I dus nut shair my Mommy's nee wiv a JR. Ant I fink I can smell dhose PussKats too

Askually, I cud do wiv sum nice fud fur tee too. I iz ov fur mi W.A.L.K. now (I dus nut no why Mommy finks dhat I can nut spell ) so az I iz a bit oupset I iz goin to find sum vwerry smelly stuf to roll in.

Speek soon Frwends,

Winston xx

Deeaw Winstun

Mum az red this to me. Fank youz vewwry much for finking about me. My mouf is saw at the moment and I iz making wimpewring noizes to Mum. I az not ad my tea yet but Mum sez I iz having scrambledey eggies, My face ichis an I av been trying to rub it an Mum put a big pwastic buckit on my ed. I went mad an soon diched it. Mum sez she will ave to fink of summat else.

I iz feeling sad but I figur I can milk viz for lots of fuss n nice fings to eat.

PS I can't rite but I also no wat W.A.L.K. iz.

Mum alzo sed vat it wud ave bin cheepa to ave Millis teef taken out - I perzonaly kant see owt rong wiv that idea

I iz off now to lay on the sofa

Looby

Hello Loopy - Bella here
I was sorry to here about your sore mouth - how did it happen? I'm sending you lots of barks and licks so you will get better soon.
I don't mind sharing Mr Winston with you but I'm sure you don't want to share with 'a bit of a goer' either. Lets get together and sort the boys out.

barks and licks - Bella