Beemies first show . . . according to Beemie
We awives at Fwaggle Wock and den stwaight fhor walkies. Da pweweck, pweewecwis, pweweckwist - Oh eyz a baba and pants spella

Da fwaggle waz telled 'no dity walkies, no muds, no whaters' coz mummie bafed me hearlier

(see me hembarrasin fred)
So we goes on owr clean whalkie - and Charwlie dhid fhind muds and we pwayed . . . and da oomans did showt . . . and I fink mummy said naughty words

Dis is why . . . .
Me ant me ditty pawz and mouf

Ant more dity pawz

But I ads a good time wif me mates:


Den back to Fwaggle Wock for da poowle partie

I did as fun, but 'poor charlie' had poorly pawzies ant so we twied to be good so he can west

Da oomans wwas discussin me poofing and dey was gona get da persil mommy to come sort me whites but she had da 'norfen bums' so we diny do fat.
Stead, da fwaggle and da mummy dunks me in da baf and den I gets a bwowdwy agen
TBC