Mum says iz is ghetting owld now so turdhay eyes whent fhor me fhirst dawg show. Mhummy putz me in da bezzie poopie hand, you gwesed it - I dhid whin han beats hall de ovas . . . . . .
So dhen eyes whas hin da fynals for da bhest hin show, and mhummy tooks me ome coz whas ha bhitz of a whait han eyes honly a baba
So we's goes bhack han hour han an half befhore da BIS han you knows whats - dhey was hall so scared hof da competishun dat dhey dids dhoo hit hearlier wif out me

Mhum says hi woulds won it all ands hit was a conspiwacy - hi his not bovvered coz eyes got wotsa tweeties han me pikture tuk for da payper.
Ere is is wif me wosete: