I have cross-posted this, think its hilarious.

A question from your dog

I wont to kno, I weely do
Why do oomans pik up poo?
It stincs, itz rank, lyke somefink dyed
Dats wy we do it rite outsyde

We travil far, we travil wyde
To dwop it owt of owr backsyde
Yoo peeps pik it up, poot in a bag
Even tho it maiks yoo gag

Wi fink yoor daft, we fink yoor scewy
Too collect di stuff we dwop dats pooey
Why doo oomans pik up poo?
We woodnt do di saim for yoo

Murphy

plus *holding nose smiley*

haha Great poem

Excellent

PART 2

Why do oomans pik up poo (part 2)

Oh wy do oomans pik up poo
Itz sutch a dizguzting fing to do
Dey fink dere smart, I fink dere funny
Espechially wen di poo is runny

Dere owt wiv di scoop, dere owt wiv di hoze
Cant dey see wotz under dere noze?
Us doogeez all laff, datz jist wot we do
Wen we see it stuk to dere shoe

So dis is my last wurd, di last dat eyell say
Wen yoo are owt woking layter today
And yoor ooman bends over, dere mouff in a fwown
Poosh dem rite over, deyll land in it fais down!

Lmao, brilliant

Wetting self here

Brilliant - am crying with laughter!

brilliant