.............. an I started my celebrations by diggin in da compost heap and then boogering off into next doors garden - need to remind dem hoomans just how lucky dey is to ave me

Mum az been at da Petshop dis morning but az brought me a preserent ............ it's a Loofa Dog - here I am playing wiv it:

Da yowling is Millie who wanted to come into the room for the new toy - dat I ave now idden

: coz TNSH and Mills are after it but Mum sez it's mine

Mum is making some Liver Cake and I fink I will get to lick out da bowl. We ave also got sum tripe sticks to share coz we all likes dem and I can still chew em even tho I ave sum teef missin.
Off now to cause more trouble ...................
Lucy"