...and a lampshayd on my nek
My Mummy took me to the vetlady last week, she is verry nise and givs me treets if I is a good boy. She sed she thort that the hurty on my leg was a hinfectid fly bite, and gav mummy sum tablits for me. I had to hav the lapmshayd cos i wos fiddlign wiv it

I downt lik the tablits, but mummy hides them in cheese and I pretend i downt nowtis. I do lik cheese
Daddy has just tayked me to the vetlady agen, and she sed it is a sist, an I hav to hav a hoperashon on fursday

She sed if it gets enny bigger it will be too hard to so it up after, so I hav to hav it dun soon or else.
So plees think of me on fursday, cos i carnt go out an play in the mud until after i get better, and it mayks me a bit sad.
Archie
aged 2 1/2