this was on the card that Emily got for Darren today

made us all chuckle - and so true

My dad he likes a beer or two
He's just that kind of fellow
A few pints with his mates
Makes him feel all Mellow

Beer makes him think that he can dance
and large it big stylee
beer makes his jokes sounds funnier
beer makes him go all smiley....

Yes, my dad likes a beer or two
Or five or six or seven
so i'm sure that being dow the pub
he'd see as Dad's day heaven