Da oumans as locked us in da prison , day told us it were only a miinute whilee day takes da photo 4 sellin da prison cages.i fink day put me in ear cos i is nawty sometimes , I dunno wot da princess Ilda as done thow. Can da ST oumans git us owt love an lix stanleee an da Princess Hilda xx

it's OK, Stanleeee, I'm on the case, am getting 'Free the ST 2' t-shirts printed as we speak, and will get a petition going as soon as I can work out how on earth to do it.........

dunt worry kiddos, i can seed a wayed out! One, two free, jump! and dat fing will falled reet over, dem daft oomans forgoted to scrwed it down!

Ope dis elps,

Marlsta,
Trained Sekurati Hexpert!

PS. Daisy, wat is yu doin wiv de pidgeon????

mys mum locked me upz 2 day when de gazman came, he didant like me talking 2 im. worzt bit she put a manky pupee in my cwate who want ed 2 play. eyes iggnored er til she stopped jumping ons me. Bad oumans i should greeat every1.

It's ok I am on my way

Harvey, Bailey & Jack tooos the rewscu, yous needs to dows a bigs bigs poopies in thas cage & wen stupids huwmans gus in t cleanz, yous runs out & locks thems in.
Whys theeyz locked in cage yous gus in kitcheen & has BIG PARTY

Don't furget tos invtes all yoos spwinger fwreends

Marlsta, wot pidgeon?

I iz nut mooch elp in hesskapin boot I fort I shud saie, in Twinny ant Soohanna st-aisl-ee, dat I iz vwerry peezd wiv de waie dat yoor medullion matshes de foaliage in de bakgroond

I hops yoos ar owt fur yoor tee-thyme.....

Luv Frum Winston xx

DAT PIDGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry auntie Helen & uncle john will break you out if you can wait a few weeks

Oh bless em

Hx

Bless them, there like whats going on

Marlsta it iz a pertishun, not a pidgeon!!!

but mebbe a pidgeon wud be betta - it cud swoop down an grab dat cage an fly of wiv it........


Iz yoo still in dere, Hilda and Stanleee?