On a flight to Gatwick, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight
attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, “You may use the
ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the
wall.” He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch! Each button was identified by
letters WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR. Who would know if he
touched them? He couldn’t resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed
gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s
restrooms don’t have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this
stopped, he pushed the PP button A large Powder Puff caressed his
bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than just a restroom, it is a tender and loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to
push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. The next thing
he knew, he was in a hospital! As soon as he opened his eyes, a nurse
was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. “What happened?”
he exclaimed. “You pushed one too many buttons,”replied the nurse.
“The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your privates are under your pillow.” Men Never Listen or follow instructions.......

ARGH thats not nice

Very good.